Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

Has Maddox himself retired, or is he just depressed?
I've been wondering what the hell he even does now. madcastmedia.com is just that video game show nobody on the planet listens to at this point and it hasn't been updated in two months. He spends all day posting his cringy milquetoast takes on Twitter and playing video games on Twitch. How does he have money?
 
I've been wondering what the hell he even does now. madcastmedia.com is just that video game show nobody on the planet listens to at this point and it hasn't been updated in two months. He spends all day posting his cringy milquetoast takes on Twitter and playing video games on Twitch. How does he have money?
So he has bascially turned into Spoony?

Also he is supposedly still doing that shitty Godzilla podcast that he created to get into Haley Mancini's pants. They are supposedly stockpiling episodes to release at the end of February.

It is either a new stalling tactic to not lose face or she does not care enough to show up every week to record a new episode so she shows up once in a while when she feels like it. Either way, she is clearly does not care and if she is still doing it it is more out of pity for the biggest cuck in the universe than out of genuine love.
 
I've been wondering what the hell he even does now. madcastmedia.com is just that video game show nobody on the planet listens to at this point and it hasn't been updated in two months. He spends all day posting his cringy milquetoast takes on Twitter and playing video games on Twitch. How does he have money?
I've been wondering for several years now how he continues to have enough money to live. I just think he has a day job, even if it's part time or some shitty temp work doing data entry in a cubicle farm or something. Something banal enough that it's stayed off the radar.
 
His fans are becoming his friends, this always ends up badly because fans willing to put themselves out there are usually unfunny autists. I miss KenDollInHide. That guy knew what was up.

More or less. Feels like he's paying people in troll shielding, which for as long as Dicks been on the internet he should know is a bad idea. He also started kicking people out of the pay Discord who shit on furries too hard. The shows gone down hill in quality, it feels like he wants to have a show similar to the Killstream format with callers... except with the Killstream it works because it's open to anyone. For TDS it's a $20 + pay barrier that is wittled down to people who do the most free shit for Dick getting preferential treatment.

How big a stink Dick made over defending Riley and Mint is like nothing before. Don't get me wrong he's stuck up for show people before, but usually he leaves it at "Yeah, well I like em." and let people keep doing what they want to shit on them. Dick is now blocking people and rushing in to comments that don't mention Dick at all to defend them, and has wasted 3 shows already doing nothing but talking about these people refusing to accept people find them annoying and trying to spin it into "everyone is just jealous and is a hater." Now he's sperging and willfully ignoring the streisand effect he's causing.

My guess is Dick feels somewhat untouchable or is phoning it in and wants to do as little as possible for the show while still raking in the cash he's raking in and feels he can shield the people who enable it. All people who run anything trolling or controvesy related have a financial dependancy on NewProject2, and even if they aren't 100% willing to kiss Dicks ass when he fucks up that gets a lot of good will. Dick has a personal army of directionless dudes who are all internet e-bros in their own internet e-bro economy of tons of dumb podcasts and music, and they get to feel like they are some sort of winners and like they are part of a cool kids club which Dick validates in "exposure" and preferential treatment. Most drama streams he can ask to be a guest on and cover things the way he wants and Dick understands marketing.

Of course, not all of this falls on Dick. Hazencruz has been a lolcow for a while and him stabbing Dick in the back is pretty stupid. Miss phase is a furry which is lulzy, but she is getting spun into some money grubbing bitch when in reality she was addressing issues Dick has already admitted to (shitty at communication, sucks at payments, etc.), and a handful of artists revolting on him now seems strange when what's being learned isn't that it just started being this shitty, but it's ALWAYS been this shitty.

What we're seeing is what happens when you give people special treatment. In the early days, no one was protected other than "Yeah, I disagree." Furries and autists offer free services for positions of authority and recognition. You can't be that surprised when the normies check out, the autists stab you in the back, and the furries get dramatic weird and demand safe spaces when they get shit on. You can do this with regular businesses (to an extent) because people IRL are expected to act with a certain amount of professionalism, people do a little extra for free in hopes of promotions and oportunity that has monitary exchange.

Online, you are trading free labor for the person doing it wanting to co-opt certain parts of what you do to be a little bit more of what they wish it was. You trade free labor to have a coat tail rider use your brand for clout. You give up a little less of you to make it a little more like them, and if you turn on them they will stab you in the back and have clout to their claims because you let them have it. Even paying for it is no guarentee they won't feel entitled.
 
I've been wondering for several years now how he continues to have enough money to live. I just think he has a day job, even if it's part time or some shitty temp work doing data entry in a cubicle farm or something. Something banal enough that it's stayed off the radar.

I honestly doubt he has a job. There's just too many strikes against the hypothesis; time spent online, no car, being a sperg, IRS tax lien potentially meaning gubmint's hand even deeper in your pocket, etc. If I was the manager at McDonalds, I'd think there's no way that this guy lasts and instead hire the school kid who admitted in the interview that he's only here because he needs more weed money.

My working theory is that he has some kind of benefactor. There are people out there who don't work much - or at all - but maintained some well heeled friends from a better time that wire them a few grand every now and then. Maybe some Ayn Rand quoting finance bro who really identified with Alphabet of Manliness back in his fraternity days and still at least pretends to get a kick out of his Internet superhero Maddox writing him emails quietly pays his rent or something like that. The concept of a benefactor is obviously not alien to Maddox given the wildly optimistic "benefactor" tier he used to have on his Patreon that was like $1000/mo. (Maximum tier now is $25 after the old top tier got noticed and laughed at.)
 
I couldn't find any mention of this and it needs to be conserved.

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Pikachu & Ash run out of pokeballs - Nov 28, 2019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hodj12IiLEs

A man in his 40s made that, holy shit

It's too bad Maddox never pirated a copy of Flash 20 years ago so he could post shit like that on Newgrounds and get it out of his system when animations like that were commonplace

(then again, he probably did but couldn't figure out how to make a motion tween)
 
The funniest thing about the "benefactor" tier is, if they're gonna give you a grand a month, why give Patreon a cut? Just have them write you a check FFS Maddox you incredible nincompoop.

Patreon is a funny scam, though. You rely on people forgetting that they agreed to pay you $5 a month or whatever in a drunken haze at 3 am, and you just don't notice this because you have more money than sense. And so people like this just randomly get a grand a month or whatever because incredibly stupid people never notice they're still paying for some guy who hasn't done anything in years.
 
A man in his 40s made that, holy shit

It's too bad Maddox never pirated a copy of Flash 20 years ago so he could post shit like that on Newgrounds and get it out of his system when animations like that were commonplace

(then again, he probably did but couldn't figure out how to make a motion tween)
And he's supposedly been practicing 3D modeling for years at this point. But he has not improved much if at all.
 
Patreon is a funny scam, though. You rely on people forgetting that they agreed to pay you $5 a month or whatever in a drunken haze at 3 am, and you just don't notice this because you have more money than sense. And so people like this just randomly get a grand a month or whatever because incredibly stupid people never notice they're still paying for some guy who hasn't done anything in years.

Oh, it makes plenty of sense for five or ten bucks a shot.

If you know anyone who likes to drop a grand at a time and forgets about it, gimme their number. Hell, I'll set up direct deposit.
 
More or less. Feels like he's paying people in troll shielding, which for as long as Dicks been on the internet he should know is a bad idea. He also started kicking people out of the pay Discord who shit on furries too hard. The shows gone down hill in quality, it feels like he wants to have a show similar to the Killstream format with callers... except with the Killstream it works because it's open to anyone. For TDS it's a $20 + pay barrier that is wittled down to people who do the most free shit for Dick getting preferential treatment.

How big a stink Dick made over defending Riley and Mint is like nothing before. Don't get me wrong he's stuck up for show people before, but usually he leaves it at "Yeah, well I like em." and let people keep doing what they want to shit on them. Dick is now blocking people and rushing in to comments that don't mention Dick at all to defend them, and has wasted 3 shows already doing nothing but talking about these people refusing to accept people find them annoying and trying to spin it into "everyone is just jealous and is a hater." Now he's sperging and willfully ignoring the streisand effect he's causing.

My guess is Dick feels somewhat untouchable or is phoning it in and wants to do as little as possible for the show while still raking in the cash he's raking in and feels he can shield the people who enable it. All people who run anything trolling or controvesy related have a financial dependancy on NewProject2, and even if they aren't 100% willing to kiss Dicks ass when he fucks up that gets a lot of good will. Dick has a personal army of directionless dudes who are all internet e-bros in their own internet e-bro economy of tons of dumb podcasts and music, and they get to feel like they are some sort of winners and like they are part of a cool kids club which Dick validates in "exposure" and preferential treatment. Most drama streams he can ask to be a guest on and cover things the way he wants and Dick understands marketing.

Of course, not all of this falls on Dick. Hazencruz has been a lolcow for a while and him stabbing Dick in the back is pretty stupid. Miss phase is a furry which is lulzy, but she is getting spun into some money grubbing bitch when in reality she was addressing issues Dick has already admitted to (shitty at communication, sucks at payments, etc.), and a handful of artists revolting on him now seems strange when what's being learned isn't that it just started being this shitty, but it's ALWAYS been this shitty.

What we're seeing is what happens when you give people special treatment. In the early days, no one was protected other than "Yeah, I disagree." Furries and autists offer free services for positions of authority and recognition. You can't be that surprised when the normies check out, the autists stab you in the back, and the furries get dramatic weird and demand safe spaces when they get shit on. You can do this with regular businesses (to an extent) because people IRL are expected to act with a certain amount of professionalism, people do a little extra for free in hopes of promotions and oportunity that has monitary exchange.

Online, you are trading free labor for the person doing it wanting to co-opt certain parts of what you do to be a little bit more of what they wish it was. You trade free labor to have a coat tail rider use your brand for clout. You give up a little less of you to make it a little more like them, and if you turn on them they will stab you in the back and have clout to their claims because you let them have it. Even paying for it is no guarentee they won't feel entitled.
I have to be honest, for the past handful of pages I've been thinking the people here must be drama-scenting autists just looking for an excuse to shit on Dick when he seems to me like he's just doing the same thing he always does, but your post really makes me stop and think you all might have a good point. Particularly when you mention how NewProject2 basically gives him a chain around everyone's neck if they still want to be part of the cool kid's club so that his furry artists get their entitlement more and more reinforced. It sounds a lot like the gamblers fallacy of all those middle-aged nerds who will keep giving Chris Roberts thousands of dollars even though his Wing Commander mmo is never going to be finished.

I guess you really do either die a troll or live long enough to become the cow.
 
I have to be honest, for the past handful of pages I've been thinking the people here must be drama-scenting autists just looking for an excuse to shit on Dick when he seems to me like he's just doing the same thing he always does, but your post really makes me stop and think you all might have a good point.

Some of those people are just attention seekers looking to kick up drama. Dick has pissed off people before who were involved in the show but they usually just state their grievances and leave. The last normie one that comes to mind is Joel Chaco (an actual professional booker) and some other artist who were upset that Dick didn't pay them and Dick tries to turn everything into a drama segment for his show. Dick admitted it on the show, admit he fucked up with the payments and that was that. It's kinda been known Dick will try and not pay you if he can get away with it and makes it as hard as possible to contact him about it.

The new round is a mixed bag. Some are ex fan boys that are just sour grapes because they want more money from Dick, some are just attention seekers who see attacking Dick cause they want attention, some are ex fans who the people running Dicks stuff got into fights with and Dick just let them do stupid crap in his name (thus they blame Dick), and some have legit complaints but Dick writes them off and spins it for marketing and reputation purposes.

Dick has been so used to the people who got sick of working with him either gracefully bowing out because they rather take care of IRL shit, or they are such absurd lolcows he can just shit on them. This time however it's somewhere inbetween for some of them, and the lolcows are cows HE protected and cosigned.

Over time it gets harder when you were protecting someone for being a furry, or troll shielding them over go fund me scams they ran that you endorsed, or unfunny bits you said again and again were funny like a mantra chant to get people to like it, or are furries... then try and call them out on the same shit you defended them for publicly for over a year, then immediately call in e-celeb bro friends to co sign what you say who seek money off the platform you made.

I dunno how I feel about Dick right now. He can be funny, but he's so obsessed with protecting the e-bro eco system rather than just laughing at himself or being funny it's killed a lot of what made him entertaining. A lot of normies I know tuned out and got bored of Dick. Now he's getting stabbed by the social reject people he let run his communities and do his art, then creating a safe space. This all used to be about being funny first and foremost. Now it's about Dick and his crew's personal and professional reputations.
 
Online, you are trading free labor for the person doing it wanting to co-opt certain parts of what you do to be a little bit more of what they wish it was. You trade free labor to have a coat tail rider use your brand for clout. You give up a little less of you to make it a little more like them, and if you turn on them they will stab you in the back and have clout to their claims because you let them have it. Even paying for it is no guarentee they won't feel entitled.
This part in particular struck a chord with me this morning and it's taken me a bit but I think I figured out why: if I didn't know you were talking about the Dick Show, one could very easily think you were describing the toxic pathological relationship between Lowtax and SomethingAwful's moderation team over the years. It really makes you think.
 
Holy fucking shit Maddox sucks. It's not ironically shitty when you legitimately actually suck so fucking hard this is the peak of your ability.
He's 43 years old and after two decades of writing his jokes still revolve around crude homo jokes. Hahaha pikachu is going to toss Ash's salad because gay = funny, good job George. I too dearly miss the days when I was a preteen dipshit in the 90s who thought dirty words were the funniest thing ever.
 
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