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[jackuu]

I can't fucking believe all that screeching about hate discords and PPJ being a nazi was about fucking videogames. I didn't pay too much attention but holy shit what happened to you, SA?

Inclusivity happened. And it snowballed from there.

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

I can't fucking believe all that screeching about hate discords and PPJ being a nazi was about fucking videogames. I didn't pay too much attention but holy shit what happened to you, SA?

I politely disagree. The great goon chimpout being caused by their losing at a videogame suddenly makes everything make much more sense. Goons will be goons.

 

[Ilmseil]

I want to be absolutely, unequivocally clear here: Richard Charles Kyanka, aka "Lowtax", is a child abusing, spousal abusing, scamming, drug addict, socipathic piece of shit. The evidence, at this point, is overwhelming and irrefutable. I feel deeply sorry for his children and family, and lol @ the idiot transvestite manchildren who use him as some kind of totem, but above all I hope the lives of the children he's touched can be repaired and they can go on to live normal, healthy lives free of his literally demonic influence.

 

[The Real Taylor Swift]

I miss Jones a lot tbqh

 

[Katy Perry Mason]

I miss Jones a lot tbqh

does he post here, or did he before all the SA stuff?

 

[Weppers]

I was surprised to see no one posted madsketcher's latest circumstance in here. I think this part was already posted:

My life is so sad please give me money, same old same old. But, just today madsketcher (claims to have) got himself into one dilly of a pickle:


Amazing how weekly calamity follow these people everywhere.

 

[jackuu]

does he post here, or did he before all the SA stuff?

He posted in BMW. A lot. More than in the SA affiliated discords, and more than on the forums. Since he went scorched earth and DFE in there I cant go back and look, but I remember he knew his shit re: history/guns/milshit, and liked to post in Games and the Food channel. There's a screencap of him posting a Brazillian liveleak vid in our #Detroit shitposting channel, for which he got some serious flack. Apparently sharing a video of some asshole getting ventilated by a shopkeeper and going "lol, brazil" means hes an inhuman Nazi. For someone on a deep cover OP to observe and report, he sure as shit went native, a regular Colonel Kurtz, but exponentially gayer.

General BMW consensus is he enjoyed shitposting with us. Somewhere he could let his guard down and put his feet up.

Despite that, apart from being notably apolitical (BMW leans right, most of the leftists/liberals peaced out around 2016) and known by us to be PPJ on the forums (and thus not to be fully trusted) he was actually a decent guy and you could have a good conversation with him. It's amazing how amicable people can be when you take away their ability to punish others with impunity. He's not a bad guy, and he's definitely not a Nazi. He's just a Something Awful Goon and Moderator of D&D and he put too much stock into the value of hanging onto all that.

Until (or if) he comes back, I don't think we'll ever know his true motivations. He's welcome back anytime.

 

[The Real Taylor Swift]

does he post here, or did he before all the SA stuff?

Im FAIRLY certain he has an account here, but I wont out him.

 

[forums poster wow]

man i really miss that guy who tried to get goons to personal army aran for making lego pipe bombs. i remember staying up all night waiting for the latest random banter posts he made amidst deep cover secret agent collecting the personal information of milquetoast libertarian tfr posters to get them red flag lawed he will never be forgotten!! rip faggot goon's posting career ;_;

 

[pwnest injun]

I can't stop laughing at MAPgoons. Especially every time that the Minor Attracted Persons community thread gets bumped right under this one.

 

[The Real Taylor Swift]

man i really miss that guy who tried to get goons to personal army aran for making lego pipe bombs. i remember staying up all night waiting for the latest random banter posts he made amidst deep cover secret agent collecting the personal information of milquetoast libertarian tfr posters to get them red flag lawed he will never be forgotten!! rip faggot goon's posting career ;_;

No SA Mod Ever Called Me Nazi

 

[jackuu]

man i really miss that guy who tried to get goons to personal army aran for making lego pipe bombs. i remember staying up all night waiting for the latest random banter posts he made amidst deep cover secret agent collecting the personal information of milquetoast libertarian tfr posters to get them red flag lawed he will never be forgotten!! rip faggot goon's posting career ;_;

Oh, he def tried to get us to unperson Aran, but we thanked and ignored him. If only he learned a lesson in that doing some seriously unamerican snitching shit gets you nowhere. Or that petty deplatforming for some rando offsite owner making Millenium Falcon Tannerite models or whatever the fuck Aran did (cant be assed to look it up, its probably gay) is a pointless waste of time.

If only he took to heart that shitposting and occasional realposting with the social group that graciously granted him an audience and cameraderie is a better use of time than autistically taking receipts. Just lol at the idea of plotting some giant expose to brutally own said group of permabanned posters who have zero loyalty or fealty to some dumb gay forums.

This shit is turbo gay and I hate that I know just enough about it to type all this up.

I just liked talking history and fried meat recipes with the guy, smdh.

 

[OwO What's This?]

I was going to rate this autistic without even reading it for just being really long, but I advise everyone to read it. Read this shit. It explains a lot of how SA has gone full exceptional individual and how it went full exceptional individual.

ironic cringiness is still cringiness!!!

 

[forums poster wow]

Oh, he def tried to get us to unperson Aran, but we thanked and ignored him.

the goons think he's a nazi mastermind ringleader because he got voted to pay the hosting fee on an offsite that stopped caring about SA forever ago, for being the least political and most normie person on the website. aran's just a normal guy who leans right because he likes guns.

sorry your friend turned out to be a goon, condolences. hopefully he has enough introspection to realize that the people he was spying and doing weird gay opts on were cooler and more authentic of friends than his shemale goon posse who instantly unpersoned him or at least made him re-register under a new identity for associating with you.

 

[jackuu]

the goons think he's a nazi mastermind ringleader because he got voted to pay the hosting fee on an offsite that stopped caring about SA forever ago, for being the least political and most normie person on the website. aran's just a normal guy who leans right because he likes guns.

sorry your friend turned out to be a goon, condolences. hopefully he has enough introspection to realize that the people he was spying and doing weird gay opts on were cooler and more authentic of friends than his shemale goon posse who instantly unpersoned him or at least made him re-register under a new identity for associating with you.

same

 

[Thumb Butler]

I was surprised to see no one posted madsketcher's latest circumstance in here. I think this part was already posted:
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My life is so sad please give me money, same old same old. But, just today madsketcher (claims to have) got himself into one dilly of a pickle:
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Amazing how weekly calamity follow these people everywhere.

This is what happens when you follow the advice of KM (and is a goon).

 

[Antisocial Justice Wario]

Wait wait...the super nazi hunt operation and infiltration of a FAR ALT RIGHT NAZI DISCORD...was a group of gamers playing survival games?

*deep breath* aaahhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck. ing. Goons.

 

[trent]

Wait wait...the super nazi hunt operation and infiltration of a FAR ALT RIGHT NAZI DISCORD...was a group of gamers playing survival games?

*deep breath* aaahhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck. ing. Goons.

Also, it was an open Discord channel.

 

[Spunt]

I want to be absolutely, unequivocally clear here: Richard Charles Kyanka, aka "Lowtax", is a child abusing, spousal abusing, scamming, drug addict, socipathic piece of shit. The evidence, at this point, is overwhelming and irrefutable. I feel deeply sorry for his children and family, and lol @ the idiot transvestite manchildren who use him as some kind of totem, but above all I hope the lives of the children he's touched can be repaired and they can go on to live normal, healthy lives free of his literally demonic influence.

Yeah. Some of my early posts in this thread (when I moved over from SA during Schmorkygate) were kinda stanning for Lowtax. I thought he was just a dumbass who got mixed up in things that were above his intellectual paygrade, but a fundamentally nice guy, if a bit of a fuckup. But in the years since it's become more apparent just how much of a sociopathic addict he really is. He is a complete slave to his base pleasures and he doesn't care who he fucks over, so long as he gets his sex, fancy food, high or money on tap. I was taken in by his wacky lolrandom posting style, which masked his complete lack of empathy for anyone who wasn't him, not even his close family.

I'm pissed off with myself for being fooled by him for so long. Fuck you Lowtax you piece of shit.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I'm mildly surprised and saddened they havnt tried to infiltrate or invade the Farms yet. They really are past their prime.