Twitter 1/26 - End Games shows creepy eyes drawing potentially mailed from Chris

I know we’re not really debating the pictures origins anymore but just want to add that this is 110% Chris.

I ent even going to get all autistic about lexicology or US federal postal districts.

All I will say is;
#1 no way any a wëen would be this subtle, it would be more like the manager frying in an electric chair or something (plus Chris is already banned so no real gain unless the manager calls the cops)
#2 who else could it be? How many people would this place realistically ban and if that percentage would mail something like this?
#3 Chris ent denied it, he would of said something by now since he is True and Honest(tm)
 
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Didn’t he draw these eyes before on a custom YuGiOh card?

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He at least restrained himself from coloring in his heterochromia. Maybe he thought it would’ve been too much of a calling card for him.
 
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I doubt Chris will face any legal consequences or anything for this. Maybe some ridicule from the internet but that's every day.

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CWC has been dubbed "The Teflon Tard." If he's arrested in the future, he'll likely get out with little or no consequences after months of continuances. Even macing didn't get real prison time.
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I would feel sorry for the poor fellow who gets Chris as a cellmate, if he actually did go to jail. Contender for Top 10 Annoying Prisoners in America?
 
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Duke Nukem said:
would feel sorry for the poor fellow who gets Chris as a cellmate, if he actually did go to jail. Contender for Top 10 Annoying Prisoners in America?
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Can you imagine Chris blowing raspberries at the cellmates, screaming "Vengeance Is Mine" at the top of his lungs and having make out sessions with Magi-Chan after lights out.
 
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Can you imagine Chris blowing raspberries at the cellmates, screaming "Vengeance Is Mine" at the top of his lungs and having make out sessions with Magi-Chan after lights out.
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Honestly, I think that they would be as confused as we would be if we had no clue as to who Chris was. Even now I'm thinking...wow...what.

At least he's not a pedophile so he's got that going for him.
 
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Duke Nukem said:
Honestly, I think that they would be as confused as we would be if we had no clue as to who Chris was. Even now I'm thinking...wow...what.

At least he's not a pedophile so he's got that going for him.
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Not gonna save his sorry ass from a beat down from the ms13 members waiting for "abuletia" to bail them out....yeah I say that cause Virginia's becoming the Oregon of the east the way NJ is said to become the California.
 
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Joe Swanson said:
the real question is will Chris be put in a male or female prison
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Asylum would be third option.
Once Chris runs out of money and public defense attorneys can't pull get away from jail for free card that's pretty much last destination when court find Chris incapable living on his own.

That and lack of sanity, he can't pull "get out of jail for free due to autism" forever.

Hell I doubt even group homes for autistic adults would tolerate Chris' antics.
 
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2 big questions. Was Chris formally given a no trespass order he signed like The Gameplace or was this a verbal "don't comeback to my store"? Everyone here is acting like there was a legal no contact order, I'm not aware of any between him and The End Games.

Did Chris actually serve community service for his crimes? I could swear one of the judges in one of his criminal hearings ordered a mental evaluation or something and a few hundred hours community service? And the same thing for Barb, some kind of community service? In all seriousness I get the feeling he didn't do it otherwise he would have learned a lesson. 100 hours of community service would play out in his memory like a scene from "Schindlers List".
 
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Asylum would be third option.
Once Chris runs out of money and public defense attorneys can't pull get away from jail for free card that's pretty much last destination when court find Chris incapable living on his own.

That and lack of sanity, he can't pull "get out of jail for free due to autism" forever.

Hell I doubt even group homes for autistic adults would tolerate Chris' antics.
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Or his smell, don't those homes also have strict standards of cleanliness? It amazes me how Chris has neglected his health so much bu being so lazy not only is his skin permanently damaged but his body will permanently give off an unbearable odor unless he's scrubbed and hosed down with industrial cleaner.
 
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Or his smell, don't those homes also have strict standards of cleanliness? It amazes me how Chris has neglected his health so much bu being so lazy not only is his skin permanently damaged but his body will permanently give off an unbearable odor unless he's scrubbed and hosed down with industrial cleaner.
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i feel like people focus too much on Chris’s smell on this site. None of the people who have actually hung with recently have had anything to say about it. I think It weirds out new people who come to this forum with news on Chris when they get peppered with questions about how Chris smells. We already know that he is a dirty motherfucker. Let’s leave it at that.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
Or his smell, don't those homes also have strict standards of cleanliness? It amazes me how Chris has neglected his health so much bu being so lazy not only is his skin permanently damaged but his body will permanently give off an unbearable odor unless he's scrubbed and hosed down with industrial cleaner.
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Behaviour standards, cooperation, you have to do something like work with others, cook with tard wranglers and participate in therapies.

Working is alien concept to Chris, respect of privacy of others and acting with proper etiquette.

Chris is the tard of the class who starts fights with others.

Even if there was a possibility to get into shared housing as showcased in CBS news few years ago. It would require someone sane to write the application and get past thousands of people in line for Housing for Autistic Adults. With Chris' public records, arrests, court dates, debt, animal abuse and number of restraints orders on his ass, Chris will not get a place in housing meant for people who have some hope and cooperate with therapists and staff.

Social workers would agree after consultation with state psychiatrist that Chris is better off in closed mental institution rather than being homeless. He doesn't have anyone who loves him. His distant relatives denounced him.
 
This is a spell. He charged the eyes with magic crystals to make the manager open to psychic attacks. Christine will visit him in his dreams nightly via astral projection until he permits the goddess' entry to his shop.
 
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Did Chris actually serve community service for his crimes? I could swear one of the judges in one of his criminal hearings ordered a mental evaluation or something and a few hundred hours community service? And the same thing for Barb, some kind of community service? In all seriousness I get the feeling he didn't do it otherwise he would have learned a lesson. 100 hours of community service would play out in his memory like a scene from "Schindlers List".
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He had to go back to court to do check ups to see that he was being a good boy and was given random rewards like free movie tickets. At the end, he got a rose and a handshake from the judge.

The jail system doesn't need Chris in it. Jail is where you go to be removed from society and think about what you did. He's banned from nearly everywhere and he'll never understand he's done something wrong. He will apologize because he knows it will get the person off his back and possibly what he wants.
 
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Duke Nukem said:
I doubt Chris will face any legal consequences or anything for this. Maybe some ridicule from the internet but that's every day.



I would feel sorry for the poor fellow who gets Chris as a cellmate, if he actually did go to jail. Contender for Top 10 Annoying Prisoners in America?
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Jaystation and Chris as cellmates needs to happen now.
 
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