Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Ellesse_warrior]

Thank you!

If you scroll down the woman's account, there's another video of them standing around a police van, although she says she doesn't know if the men are police or doctors.

 

[Laffs n Gaffs]

Thank you!

If you scroll down the woman's account, there's another video of them standing around a police van, although she says she doesn't know if the men are police or doctors.

EDIT: slow yet again, mods delete

Mentioned tweet: https://twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1223689848642514944
^^ archive
Video of said tweet:

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

UMass Boston student confirmed as first coronavirus case in Massachusetts

A UMass student in his 20s, who returned from Wuhan, China, to Massachusetts has been confirmed to have the coronavirus, according to the Boston Public Health Commission.

www.boston25news.com

Confirmed case in Boston Mass.

That's gonna fuck up the Patriots' next season for sure

 

[Thiletonomics]

So, Honolulu has been chosen as one of the diversion sites for flights coming into the US from China. There hasn't been any reported incidents of the virus here yet, but if people start getting infected, then we all know who's to blame for that...

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

I didn't know there was enough beavers to get 12 tons worth of beaver dongs.

That's gonna fuck up the Patriots' next season for sure

I'm hoping it's Celluloid Robert.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

I didn't know there was enough beavers to get 12 tons worth of beaver dongs.

Well there ain't anymore

 

[LetThemEatCake]

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I like how this sinister footage of armed whatevers is acompanied by sinister plague coughing.

 

[MichaelScarn]

The comments on this post are hilarious

Bragging about eating polar bears and one commenter has the flu and lamenting she can't go to her local Chinese restaurant

 

[Death Grip]

How long before Chen Qiushi is dragged off to prison for trying to shed light on this matter?
Place your bets now!

 

[Atatata]

Haven't they also had African swine flu? They culled a shit ton of pigs as well, so in the end they had to deal with pork shortages.

Just how unlucky is China? What's next, another chemical explosion? Terrorist attack?

 

[Jamar Is Enlightened]

How long before Chen Qiushi is dragged off to prison for trying to shed light on this matter?
Place your bets now!

already happened

紧急发布，武汉市民方斌被自称防疫站的人闯入家中

当事人今天刚刚拍摄了 武汉市第五医院， 尸体运送的情况 当晚就有人找上门，自称防疫站 目前信息还在核实， 与他还没有联系上。

www.youtube.com

 

[Death Grip]

already happened

紧急发布，武汉市民方斌被自称防疫站的人闯入家中

当事人今天刚刚拍摄了 武汉市第五医院， 尸体运送的情况 当晚就有人找上门，自称防疫站 目前信息还在核实， 与他还没有联系上。

www.youtube.com

Oh my God?!? That is just horrendous, truly truly horrendous.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

I didn't know there was enough beavers to get 12 tons worth of beaver dongs.

I didn't know beaver dicks were even a part of TCM.

You can order deer penis by the ton on Alibaba though.

 

[Rei is shit]

already happened

紧急发布，武汉市民方斌被自称防疫站的人闯入家中

当事人今天刚刚拍摄了 武汉市第五医院， 尸体运送的情况 当晚就有人找上门，自称防疫站 目前信息还在核实， 与他还没有联系上。

www.youtube.com

That's not him though. Its a video some other guy took. That dude uploaded a video of 8 bodies in a van this morning and a few hours later he gets a visit.

 

[AJneedsElocution]

That's not him though. Its a video some other guy took. That dude uploaded a video of 8 bodies in a van this morning and a few hours later he gets a visit.

heres the first video the dude took showing the 8 bodybags and someone else in the hospital dying offcamera(but infered from what the doctors are saying in the background apparently)

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Still no results for the Miami Ohio students. Either there's a huge backlog of other tests or they don't want Ohio to panic yet.

Too late. Masks are selling like hot cakes in Central Ohio.

 

[The Great Chandler]

@Menotaur
Nathan Rich, is that you?

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

already happened

紧急发布，武汉市民方斌被自称防疫站的人闯入家中

当事人今天刚刚拍摄了 武汉市第五医院， 尸体运送的情况 当晚就有人找上门，自称防疫站 目前信息还在核实， 与他还没有联系上。

www.youtube.com

Archived.

Can anyone give a translation?

 

[Apathy is my superpower]

8th case confirmed in Germany / Munich: another employee of Webasto, male / 33years old


8th case in Germany
Update 19.55 Uhr: In Bayern ist bei einer achten Person das Coronavirus nachgewiesen worden. Das teilte das bayerische Gesundheitsministerium mit. Betroffen ist ein 33-jähriger Mitarbeiter der Firma Webasto in Stockdorf im Landkreis Starnberg. Der Mann sei wohnhaft in München. Über weitere Einzelheiten will das Ministerium am Sonntag informieren.

 

[pull over dat ass too fat]

anyway, bats are fucking adorable

look at this cutie, why would you wanna eat him?