Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[Fiddledee]

I know people are saying it's old footage of Sebastian, but are we sure really? He looks fat like a goddamn puddle in yesterday's video, and his nails look longer than in previous sightings.

Comparison shots from yesterday, and her video bathing the skunk last year;
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I'm aware that he'll look skinnier soaking wet, but when you look at the cheese footage that's not fluff, that's straight up rolls of fat, you can see his pink belly.

All in all, there's no proof that Sebastian is dead, or abandoned like Amy's chihuahuas, only that he is neglected. So that's nice.

She also got rid of a pair of Jeremiah's beloved bestie cockatiels a few years ago.

 

[marjoram]

Goddamnit, A-mee's gonna eat that skunk, isn't she?

It's already in that shriveled raisin she calls a brain...there's a Sebastian smoothie in her near future......

 

[C3PBRO]

She also got rid of a pair of Jeremiah's beloved bestie cockatiels a few years ago.

That's right, I forgot about that, did she give a reason why?

Amy said the reason she put the chihuahuas up for "adoption" was because she was incapable of training the dogs not to piss and shit all over the floor of her home and Jeremiah had begun to crawl, and she didn't want him crawling through piss and shit. So naturally instead of training the goddamn dogs like she should have in the first place, she got rid of them.

This makes me wonder about Sebastian. If she cannot train a creature with an intellect as malleable as a domesticated dog, how on earth can she have trained Sebastian in such a way? She's lazy and a fucking slob, so the answer is; she hasn't. So either Sebastian roams the house pissing and shitting ala chihuahua for her newest batch of jawas to trail through, or more likely; Sebastian ekes out an existence in a newspaper-lined crate or box somewhere in that den of filth.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Here he is from December 7. It was an insert, so all we know is that it was filmed some time before that.

That poor sweet wee beastie : (

 

[Fiddledee]

That's right, I forgot about that, did she give a reason why?

Amy said the reason she put the chihuahuas up for "adoption" was because she was incapable of training the dogs not to piss and shit all over the floor of her home and Jeremiah had begun to crawl, and she didn't want him crawling through piss and shit. So naturally instead of training the goddamn dogs like she should have in the first place, she got rid of them.

This makes me wonder about Sebastian. If she cannot train a creature with an intellect as malleable as a domesticated dog, how on earth can she have trained Sebastian in such a way? She's lazy and a fucking slob, so the answer is; she hasn't. So either Sebastian roams the house pissing and shitting ala chihuahua for her newest batch of jawas to trail through, or more likely; Sebastian ekes out an existence in a newspaper-lined crate or box somewhere in that den of filth.

Pretty sure she said it was because she didnt want bird poop everywhere and the ole excuse of not being able to give them enough attention. These birds were the type to have free reign. If I find video, will share.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Amy is susscribed to nearly the entire Amberlynn Haydur Nation.

Zach, MichaelBeTarded, Charlie Gold, PettyKitten, Yabba, Willo, StaySi, Katie W; along with Eric, Aunt Tammy (!!!) and Hamber.

Page archive

 

[simulated goat]

No kids, just adults. But probably mentally handicapped or disabled, since that is primarily who live in those sorts of places here. I'm not sure when he stopped, I would assume at the same time as he started doing the auto sales. He was working that type of job when I met her around 2012-2013 and he had been doing it for a while at that point. I believe prior to that the only work he had in the US was helping in Amy's child care business.

I've worked in such places. Men tend to work the better paying graveyard shifts. Some were OK dudes with decent education raising families or sending money back home and about 20% were skeevy little fuckers with sexual problems (especially stalking female nurses and NA's) that would circulate through the system.

 

[Stinky Britches]

Are we sure the video she claims is Sebastian isn’t really just a video of newborn A-Me eating her first slice of cheese?

 

[Omega Man]

Goddamnit. I have lurked here for about a year or so. Successfully avoiding the temptation to create an account, and join internet conversation. Which never leads to anything good, and is frankly a pointless endeavor.

I got through the Canadian shed princess saga. I caught up, and am still wading through (wellies a bit mucky) the orange chicken juggernaut that is the Hambolynn Kentucky Miasma (tm). For Christ's sake, I even managed to get through Samuel Violent Buttshart and continue to ingest the nightmare that is Forever Kailynn, all the while resisting the urge to register and post my observations on this very board - because seriously, who cares? Even managed to maintain radio silence through the Lovecraftian descent into darkness of Momokun.

But this? This? I canna do it nae more laddies. This shit is a bridge too far. This specimen manages to entwine everything that I cannot bear whilst carrying my mortal coils. I had even gone to the trouble to jot down specific items that I felt needed - no, demanded - attention, but I see that it is fruitless now. We all see. It is a veritable preaching to the choir.

I marvel at almost everything that she does. She went to the zoo with the family and kept remarking how it was a special trip because it was the first time the babies could go and walk on their own (sans strollers). She made this observation whilst rolling along ON A SCOOTYPUFF. With all of these cows, the thing that I cannot comprehend is the notion that they must SHARE with us. They must validate their lives for us. Show me what you bought at WalMart. FASCINATING. Tell me about your UTI. Wunderbar. But, I guess the joke is on me, because like some driftless automaton I load up the site every day to see what has happened. And lo, here I am, thinking that I must now share my words and commentary on this incredibly interesting and oh so very dangerous location.

Well, I think that's enough. You all are very astute and insightful clever people, and I appreciate you. Strawberry, hands down, this is the Lord's work you are doing. Hopefully now that this is off my chest, I shall return to lurkdom. In closing, I will say that I am a tad disheartened to discover that deep down inside, it turns out that perhaps I am in favor of eugenics after all. Forgive this screed, I am all done now.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She went to the zoo with the family and kept remarking how it was a special trip because it was the first time the babies could go and walk on their own (sans strollers). She made this observation whilst rolling along ON A SCOOTYPUFF

Nay! Our lumbering skunksquatch was forced to amble upon her dainty hooves through the zoo, for there wasn't a scootysteed in all the Caliphate. They had all been plundered by the Crusading Knights of the Lesser Fats before her arrival. And thus, a mighty tantrum was had.

Welcome to Amy. She's an irresistible, beguiling temptress, ain't she?

 

[Suzuki Beane]

This specimen manages to entwine everything that I cannot bear whilst carrying my mortal coils.

I marvel at almost everything that she does.

I kind of love you right now. You had me at 'mortal coils.'

Completely agree with you that Amy (and Strawberry's amazing curating and recaps) make for compelling viewing. What will she do next? Whatever it is, it'll be dumb.

 

[Stinky Britches]

Goddamnit. I have lurked here for about a year or so. Successfully avoiding the temptation to create an account, and join internet conversation. Which never leads to anything good, and is frankly a pointless endeavor.

I got through the Canadian shed princess saga. I caught up, and am still wading through (wellies a bit mucky) the orange chicken juggernaut that is the Hambolynn Kentucky Miasma (tm). For Christ's sake, I even managed to get through Samuel Violent Buttshart and continue to ingest the nightmare that is Forever Kailynn, all the while resisting the urge to register and post my observations on this very board - because seriously, who cares? Even managed to maintain radio silence through the Lovecraftian descent into darkness of Momokun.

But this? This? I canna do it nae more laddies. This shit is a bridge too far. This specimen manages to entwine everything that I cannot bear whilst carrying my mortal coils. I had even gone to the trouble to jot down specific items that I felt needed - no, demanded - attention, but I see that it is fruitless now. We all see. It is a veritable preaching to the choir.

I marvel at almost everything that she does. She went to the zoo with the family and kept remarking how it was a special trip because it was the first time the babies could go and walk on their own (sans strollers). She made this observation whilst rolling along ON A SCOOTYPUFF. With all of these cows, the thing that I cannot comprehend is the notion that they must SHARE with us. They must validate their lives for us. Show me what you bought at WalMart. FASCINATING. Tell me about your UTI. Wunderbar. But, I guess the joke is on me, because like some driftless automaton I load up the site every day to see what has happened. And lo, here I am, thinking that I must now share my words and commentary on this incredibly interesting and oh so very dangerous location.

Well, I think that's enough. You all are very astute and insightful clever people, and I appreciate you. Strawberry, hands down, this is the Lord's work you are doing. Hopefully now that this is off my chest, I shall return to lurkdom. In closing, I will say that I am a tad disheartened to discover that deep down inside, it turns out that perhaps I am in favor of eugenics after all. Forgive this screed, I am all done now.

That’s our Amy! LOOK AT HER!!!!!!!!

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

I find it funny how she said she had zero pain while giving birth to her kidzes yet has a delicate, tiny hole

 

[Demosthenes 2020]

I find it funny how she said she had zero pain while giving birth to her kidzes yet has a delicate, tiny hole

She had 2 c-sections, soooooo

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I'm going to retro recap this video because Amy makes a wish on the Monkey's Paw for the internet to please give her more subs, views, and attention. Wish granted.

We also learn how to get lice out of your hair and how to poison small children with epoxy dust. Four snouts and all of them have lice.

February 26, 2019

Spoiler: retro recap

-GOOD MORNEEENG!!!!

-It's afternoon

-That's how she rolls

Wants to address what's going on with her channel

-COME ON YOU GUYS!!!!

-PLEEEEASE

-LIKE

-SHARE

-*SUBSCRIBE!!!!*

-Her numbers are dropping and doesn't know why

-She gets so many amazeeng comments about how amazeeng she is...

-... how wonderful and what a breath of fresh air she is

-Annnnd then her numbers keep declining

-Why.

-WHY ARE HER NUMBERS DECLINING????

-What is she doing wrong????

-PLEASE TELL HER WHAT SHE'S DOING WRONG!!!!

-PLEASE!!!!

-PLEASE!!!!

-Wants her channel to grow not decline

-Will not stoop to levels like *some people*

-She wants her channel to growwwwwwwwwwuh

-Is @1527 you guys

-Was @1536

-That was since yesterday

-Doesn't know what happened

-BUT COME OWWWNUH!!!!

-HELP A SISTER OUT!!!!

-Enough ranting

-Hasn't read comments in a while

-She reads them every single day

-Just not out loud

-See her leppicon hijab????

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-Can't go live on Windsdays because she has to be in ChefWannabe's lives

-WOOOO WOOOOO!!!!

*Amy does time zone calculations/abstract mathematics

-Please buy merch from Jin and Pink Fairy

-Because Amy hasn't gotten any orders from you

-Will customize your merch

-Up to size 6x

-Will put that shit on a tumbler, hat, or blanket for you

-Shoot her some orders

-BUSTIN HER BUTT ON TUMBLERS!!!!

-So proud

-She has FOUR she can sell RIGHT NOW

-She Mod Podge'd a wine cup

-Will customize INNYTHING

-PLEASE BUY HER SHIT

-So excited!!!!

-Will insert pics

*Doesn't insert pics

-DON'T LOOK AT THEM!!!!

-They got snow

-Doesn't like snow nor will she walk her big ol butt in it

-NO!!!!

-She and "the babies" stayed home the last few days

-And Jeremiah

-Does not want "the babies" to get sick from snow

-Ali is working rilly hard

-Doesn't *typically* do sit down vlogs

-Therapist cancelled her b/c snow

*yawns

-Cancelled her ultrasound today b/c "snow"

-Therapist can fit her in tomorrow

-Can't go because Esraa needs to go to the doctor

-Will go to Dollar Tree today instead of ultrasound

-Needs another tumbler turner because orders are happening!!!!

-Will invest in turners

-Will invest in glitter

*yawns

-Now let's read comments

-LifeByJin: YOU MATCHED GREEN SO GOOD YOU SHOULD TOOT YOUR HORN U R AMAZEENG LUV U SWEET FREN!!!!

-Truly appreciates that Jin

-Is so busy she forgets to embrace the atmosphere

-Question: Do the cup chemicals smell, did u learn 2 make this in classes????

-Answer: Mod Podge smells like glue, epoxy does not smell

-Does not touch the epoxy bare fingered

-Her body has touched the epoxy

-Learning about epoxyeeng and chemical reactions

-Does body itch have innything to do with epoxy????

-Who knows

-Her scalp itches

-Esraa's scalp itches

-Hopes Esraa doesn't have lice

-Jeremiah brought home lice

-Once got lice from a daycare child

-Had no one to help her delouse

-OKAY I WILL GET YOU PEANUT BUTTER IN A MINUTE OKAY

-Innyways

-SiL told her to dunk her hair in Pine Sol

-Then sill it up in a trash bag

-So she did

-And the eggs fell out

-Had boughten a lice comb

-Still has the lice comb

-Had no one to pick her nits

-No lice since

-Esraa does not have lice

-Thinks her head itches from the epoxy

-Looked up epoxy reactions

-To answer your question: Amy is a self-taught artisan epoxy tumbler maker

*children crying and howling

-Question: HI AMY WHEN DO U GO LIVE U ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND YOUR SINGING VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL U R AMAZEENG!!!!

*omfuck, the time zone sperging again

-Amy suggests using google to figure out your time zone

-Amy has to google any time zones other than New York

-THANK YOU FOR THE UPLIFTING OF MY PERSONALITY!!!!

-This is just me

-Have fun while you can is her biggest motto

-She has not taken singling lessons

-Question: I WAS JUST BEHIND YOUR CAR AND NOW I AM SUSSCRIBED!!!!

-THANK YOU!!!! WE MUST BE RUFFLING AROUND EACH OTHER!!!!

-Thank you for seeing her sticker

-Hopes she didn't cut you off

-WELCOME TO MY CHANNEL!!!!!

-GURRRRL FREEEENN!!!!

-Will give a cup tutorial

-Question: YOUR HEADPIECES ARE AWESOME AND NOT TOO MUCH!!!!

-100% agree with you

-Loves her head decorations

-Ali does not understand St Patrick's Day

-Does not understand green

-Go to Irish and you'll find out!!!!

-Question: HI AMY I LOVE YOUR CUPS AND DECORATIONS!!!!

-Think you!!!!

-Embraces all of us and the relationships we've gained

-Is thankful

*Amy is now going to read to us from a "book"

-GET YOUR BOOKS CHILDREN HAHAHAHAHAHA

-Feral: "I MISS MY DADA!!"

-Okay

*child whining

-GET DOWN I DON'T NEED ANY ACCIDENTS!!!!

-GO WATCH CARTOONS!!!!

-I WILL MAKE YOU PEANUT BUTTER IN A MINUTE!!!!

-Clearly my children need my attention even though their father is sitting right there

-I WILL BE OUT IN A MINUTE YOU'RE BEENING VERY RUDE!!!!

-Esraa, you're being rude

-LET MOMMA FINISH HER READING!!!!

*Amy reads from some self-help tard manual about hilling and whatever

-Ugh this book with the relationships and the hilling!!!!

-Speaks to her heart

-Relationships

-Blessing to read this

-NO EXPIRATION DATE ON HILLING!!!!

*child hands Amy a jar of peanut butter and a spoon; demands his mother feed him

*child whimpering

-GO!!!!

-NO GO!!!!

*child crying

-I WILL CALL YOUR DAD!!!!

-Now you're beening a drama king

*child keeps crying

-Last night Ali put him to bed so we could watch TV

-30 minutes later Omar comes out with his blanket and asks his father to come back with him

-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*aggressive whining annnnnnd edit

-Made them a sadwich because they weren't going to stop until she did

-INNYWAYS

-Relationships

-Hilling

-YOU need to hill FIRST

-Or you will have toxic relationships

-Building relationships of foundations

-Take care of yourself FIRST

-Is where she's at

-Can substain relationships TO A POINT

-But it takes her being selfish for that to happen

-Puts herself FIRST

-If she doesn't she can't build relationships

-Baggage

-RELATIONSHIPS

-Amazeeng

-THIS BOOK IS EVERYTHING!!!!

-Speaks so much volume

-30 oz steel tumblers $45

-Personalizing costs more

-THEY COME WITH STRAWS!!!!

-Plastic tumblers $30

-If you want detell it will cost more

-You can have the one where she misspelled a word for $15

-You're more than welcome to buy it

-Vinyleeng

-CAN VINYL INNYTHING!!!!

-All handmade one of a kind!!!!

-Not all of them will be exact

-Please, please, please ,PLEEEEEASE

-Susscribe

-Her numbers are declineeng

-PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE COME BACK!!!!

-She is going to Dollar Tree now

-Here are her tumblers

-LOOK AT THEM!!!!

Amy and her eyebrows were in Pickle n Titties' stream last night which went from midnight-4. She left around 3:45 am.

Pardon my double post.

Amy never took her eyebrows off, so Amy and her eyebrows show you the skunk, then Amy and her eyebrows "exercise" for us. In editing, Amy and her eyebrows blobbed out the kidses so the hitmen don't know what they look like. Now that's Amy and her eyebrows putting their heads together!

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Pardon my double post.

Amy never took her eyebrows off, so Amy and her eyebrows show you the skunk, then Amy and her eyebrows "exercise" for us. In editing, Amy and her eyebrows blobbed out the kidses so the hitmen don't know what they look like. Now that's Amy and her eyebrows putting their heads together!

You know you're really developing into a prime lolcow when you do your first proof of life video.

 

[Miss Misery]

[honestly delightful newfriend sperging re: some of my favorite cows except the best one]

Welcome, friend! May I introduce you to Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw?

 

[marjoram]

Pardon my double post.

Amy never took her eyebrows off, so Amy and her eyebrows show you the skunk, then Amy and her eyebrows "exercise" for us. In editing, Amy and her eyebrows blobbed out the kidses so the hitmen don't know what they look like. Now that's Amy and her eyebrows putting their heads together!

Fat Amy (and her eyebrows) need to move their jiggley ass outta the way, they're blocking Sebastian---the only good reason to watch this shitstain's channel....

 

[krazy orange cat]

I find it funny how she said she had zero pain while giving birth to her kidzes yet has a delicate, tiny hole

She probably confused her belly button for vagina since she probably hasn't seen either of those holes in a long time.

Edit to avoid double posting:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I love the planned progression from kale smoothies to chocolate peanut butter smoothies. She'll just liquefy a bag of Reece's with zero cal vitamin water and scratch her hijab wondering how she gained 19lbs in a week....oh, wait.

Personal note- Strawberry Thing, your re-caps are everything!!!!

Why the fuck can’t she just use WATER or nut milk or milk in a smoothie? MUST everything she ingests be next-level sweet? Vitamin Water is NOT cheap, even on sale at Costco. How is that a priority grocery item when they’re on fucking Medicaid? Do they also get EBT/food stamps? Does Amy avail herself of WIC and its free government peanut butter?

P.S.A. for Amy: Smoothies have calories. Would it kill you to eat some fucking eggs or something else that may as well be a milkshake or fast food?