Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Hol up hol up. Junji Ito played baseball????? For two years??? PROFESSIONALLY????

Is this why Luna is so moist for baseball players? I struggle to picture him doing anything but nodding out on a couch or falling asleep in a pile of filthy Rilakkuma while his Nancy doodles with stolen Copics beside him.

This is weirder than hearing his voice.

 

[babyTAP]

Hol up hol up. Junji Ito played baseball????? For two years??? PROFESSIONALLY????

Is this why Luna is so moist for baseball players? I struggle to picture him doing anything but nodding out on a couch or falling asleep in a pile of filthy Rilakkuma while his Nancy doodles with stolen Copics beside him.

This is weirder than hearing his voice.

He also mentions being a mathematical genius, waiting on an inheritance, and only doing heroin twice a week so...I somehow doubt it. My guess is he went to an open try out.

 

[rigors]

Hol up hol up. Junji Ito played baseball????? For two years??? PROFESSIONALLY????

Is this why Luna is so moist for baseball players? I struggle to picture him doing anything but nodding out on a couch or falling asleep in a pile of filthy Rilakkuma while his Nancy doodles with stolen Copics beside him.

This is weirder than hearing his voice.

I've googled and there's nothing, not one thing, about him playing for the Tampa Bay Rays. There is however a Matthew Shoemaker of the Toronto Blue Jays. Maybe Lurch tried to imply that he was that guy because his heroin addled brain thought the name was close enough and mistook the Blue Jays for the Bay Rays. This is all speculation but fuck, it's plausible.

 

[Android raptor]

Yeah I wonder if there's any truth to any of the shit he said. I doubt it, but we know relatively little about Lurch so it's hard to say.

 

[rigors]

Could he have signed an entry level contract? Or something with a farm team? Like a PTO within the organisation? I know a few too many dudes who hang off that technicality like it'll save them.

^ are those even things in baseball? Sorry my only American sports knowledge is the NHL.

In the UK every fuckboy almost got to professional level (football/soccer), but a knee injury stopped them. Like Lurch and his fucked up junkie leg. It's just a line to spout and imply "I'm just like those handsome, talented millionaires you see on TV except I hurt my knee so I didn't make it BUT I could've been them hahaha so please sleep with me hahaha xxx"

 

[lameandgay2]

In the UK every fuckboy almost got to professional level (football/soccer), but a knee injury stopped them. Like Lurch and his fucked up junkie leg. It's just a line to spout and imply "I'm just like those handsome, talented millionaires you see on TV except I hurt my knee so I didn't make it BUT I could've been them hahaha so please sleep with me hahaha xxx"

Blackpool wanted to sign me xxx I swear babe xxx

In all seriousness, even if the Lurch shit isn't true, both of their stinking dirty junkie asses had so much potential. Gotta laugh or you'll cry.

 

[dismissfrogs]

Hol up hol up. Junji Ito played baseball????? For two years??? PROFESSIONALLY????

Is this why Luna is so moist for baseball players? I struggle to picture him doing anything but nodding out on a couch or falling asleep in a pile of filthy Rilakkuma while his Nancy doodles with stolen Copics beside him.

This is weirder than hearing his voice.

Nah, she likes baseball because Lurch like baseball, it ain't that deep.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Could he have signed an entry level contract? Or something with a farm team? Like a PTO within the organisation? I know a few too many dudes who hang off that technicality like it'll save them.

^ are those even things in baseball? Sorry my only American sports knowledge is the NHL.

There are minor league teams that are technically the new talent mills of professional teams. But I highly doubt Lurch was part of any of those. If he were and it was the Rays? It probably was with the Hudson Valley Renegades, which are a basic bitch entry tier minor league team in New York. Interestingly they used to be part of the Texas Rangers' minor league mill.

 

[грешный дурак]

Okay but what about the weird part about running off to an island and starting a new life or some shit?? As if that wouldn’t just amount to meeting this guy in a bar, banging in the bathroom, and then he walks out on his tab.
His writing reminds me of your grandpa WRITING IN ALL CAPS...LIKE THIS...NO PUNCTUATION EVER EXCEPT ELLIPSES...ON FACEBOOK crossed with emails from a Nigerian Prince scammer who loves you my dear my baby love.

 

[multiverse]

He's the kind of dude who thinks the promise of future money will bring in a bitch. It's basic level pimp talk. He knows Luna is a dry well , and has been for a few years - they spent all of her inheritance, all of the money she got from selling her grandma's house back to the bank after the back taxes were deducted. He was hoping for a new mark and throwing out any kind of game her could think of to get it.

And since this was a few years back and they were better off then, in his dad's place with a social security check to mooch off of, plus cancer meds - he's got to be treble desperate by now.

There's an outside chance he has distant wealthy relatives, but he's been cut off and written out of any wills for a decade or more - hence his glomming onto Luna and making sure she never finished more than a few weeks of college.

He's gotten all her can from Luna, and if a real mark magically appears, he's off like a shot.

 

[heavycream]

He's gotten all her can from Luna, and if a real mark magically appears, he's off like a shot.

It's always struck me that Luna wants to be a Nancy Spungen or Courtney Love, and thereby to complete her image she needs a partner to play the role of Sid / Kurt. It's not like she's dependent on him for money. But Lurch couldn't care less about the aesthetics of the heroin lifestyle. He's just a grifter junkie devoid of a personality, perhaps even more than she is (if you can call her obsession with 90s kinderwhore grunge a personality).

 

[Tard Repository]

It's always struck me that Luna wants to be a Nancy Spungen or Courtney Love, and thereby to complete her personality she needs a partner to play the role of Sid / Kurt. It's not like she's dependent on him for money. But Lurch couldn't care less about the aesthetics of the heroin lifestyle. He's just a grifter junkie devoid of a personality, perhaps even more than she is (if you can call her obsession with 90s kinderwhore grunge a personality).

She's not original with it. Not only was that aesthetic everywhere in the early/mid 90s, but it's everywhere with young women nowadays in general. It's just a cutesy e-girl aesthetic taken to the extreme what with the revival of "soft grunge". The fact that she's a junkie makes the aesthetic all the more unappealing.

 

[rigors]

It's always struck me that Luna wants to be a Nancy Spungen or Courtney Love, and thereby to complete her image she needs a partner to play the role of Sid / Kurt. It's not like she's dependent on him for money. But Lurch couldn't care less about the aesthetics of the heroin lifestyle. He's just a grifter junkie devoid of a personality, perhaps even more than she is (if you can call her obsession with 90s kinderwhore grunge a personality).

Courtney Love is her muse. She apparently used to tag pictures of Love on her tumblr with #me.

Thing is, as much of a twat Courtney Love is, she actually did something with her life. She was in a successful band (other band members had talent, she had the fame), married one of the big - if not the biggest - rock stars in the world at that time. She got some decent acting roles and all together, she hustled her way to success, fame/infamy, and millions of dollars. NME named her "one of the most influential singers in alternative culture of the last 30 years." All while on heroin. I do respect Love in a way, she's a terrible person but she did something with her life.

Luna on the other hand just lies in bed all day e-begging, complaining to the internet and getting her greaseball Easter Island boyfriend to help her shoot up. She's done nothing of note. I guess she has a level of infamy from being a cow but there's no benefit to her in that.

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

Holy fuck, I just looked at the first page which includes pictures of Tuna from about 3 years ago. What an incredible difference, she almost looks.. normal? Even the cottage cheese ass is much less and she just looks like a chubby white girl. How fucking sad is that.

 

[DarkWestern]

How fucking sad is that.

Not very considering she chose this life.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Holy fuck, I just looked at the first page which includes pictures of Tuna from about 3 years ago. What an incredible difference, she almost looks.. normal? Even the cottage cheese ass is much less and she just looks like a chubby white girl. How fucking sad is that.

You just made me take another look and yeah, she had life in her eyes back then. The make-up was still bad but wasn't crusted on in so many layers, her skin looked normal, and her art got shittier over time too. I've been following her for a while but hadn't noticed the decline because it was sort of gradual (and I didn't really think you could go too far downhill from the scuzzy mattress on the floor surrounded by needles and filming shooting up for social media, but here we are).

Did Lurch play college sports at one point? He didn't seem like the college type but anything's possible, maybe he actually is good at math or physics, I thought he was just trash but never even considered he might have had some wasted potential.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Not very considering she chose this life.

Exactly! I never understood all the posters taking her side and lamenting the great waste of life and how sad it is and oh how pretty and normal she looked.

Part of her allure as a cow for me is that while she is not very bright, and is incomprehensibly selfish. She’s always been utterly wrapped up in her appearance, looks and her A E S T H E T I C over anything else.

She has never shown anything like empathy, compassion or any kind of depth of feeling for anyone but herself. Remember when Roger was dying and his friend bought clean linen around for him? The next pics she posted showed all her beds and couch with new linen. Her and Lurch took them. Then when he died, Luna took over his room and within 2 days her stinking plushies were festering on his bed.

She had every opportunity to do better for herself. She had decent looks, the start of a drawing talent, friends who cared, her Dads house, money from her grandma etc. She chose to fuck her mums dealer and jumped into the junkie life so excitedly she even started a “secret” blog where she talked solely about using smack. She bragged about scamming money from her followers on tumblr. She spoke about how great it was to have her own place so they could leave needles all over the floor (pics showed this was true and she’s always been filthy, way worse than any junkie I’ve seen).

I don’t find her sad because she’s living the life she went out of her way to live. Her biggest and proudest achievement is literally growing out her hair.

 

[la mort]

But what the hell is that?

It looks like dried blood, and we are without the hazmat suit. I just catch AIDS.
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[грешный дурак]

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GOT DAM LUNA
I was but a little sprog when Courtney Love hit the scene, so I get the ironic kinderwhore thing. I am also familiar with gross barely legal pornography. Like, ok, I get it, trashy schoolgirl sluts, desperate amateurs, whatever. But...this? I feel like a legit incel would imagine these weird frosted zombie lips with corner-crust touching his body and be like “n-never mind”
And the thing is, with some exfoliant/makeup/decent lighting/flattering clothing (especially for the lumpy butt & flat titties)/filters, she could do okay making sleazy pics. Luna do you even SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE

 

[Niggernerd]

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Sorry maam. My momma told me not to speak to the dead