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The brave troons of SomethingAwful, violently rebelling against the oppression of a pill popping drunk, instead of just fucking off to a less shitty forum.
Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield
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The brave troons of SomethingAwful, violently rebelling against the oppression of a pill popping drunk, instead of just fucking off to a less shitty forum.
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They're already eating their own in the TGRS Forums Drama thread.
Seriously, what the fuck? Keeping this under your hat on demand for over two years?
Seriously, what the fuck? Keeping this under your hat on demand for over two years?
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Lets be real, trannies would have disgusted MLK the same as anyone else from the 60s. They're not 2nd class citizens, they're not even human in my eyes, just sad abominations that will one day be a cautionary tale to loved children to make sure they don't overindulge in their own sorrows and cut their genitals to ribbons chasing an acceptance that can never truly be theirs
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There was once an amazing thread on SomethingAwful. It was a garbage dump that encompassed DayZ, StarCitizen and Doobie's Dog House.
Doobie was a simple sewer man on early retirement from the state, having worked an incredible 15+ consecutive years in Reform, Alabama. He loved college football and his dream was to open a hotdog stand and park it outside of football games.
Having heard of this internet thing and being flush with sewer cash, Doobie signed up for internet service and soon found himself on Kickstarter looking for enough money to start a hotdog stand, guided by the wisdom imparted by www hotdogprofits.com.
Somehow mods by the name of Noni and SoundMonkey found this Kickstarter and started championing it relentlessly in GBS. They went absolutely off the deep end trying to help this guy, even going so far as to post mock ups of his product.
Goons hopped on the bandwagon and as usual wrong think was banned.
DragonReach Ghost posted:
My son and wife agreed to forgo their xmas gifts for this, they thought it was worth more to do something for someone than to get something.
Doobie, after collecting 14 thousand US dollars, realized hot dog carts were banned in Alabama. He realized he'd need to open a restaurant. In the meantime he got scammed by a close friend who "got their power cut off" and "couldn't feed their babies". Mysteriously Doobie's truck acquired new rims during this time.
Doobie found a shack to lease in his home town, commonly referred to as the hotdog bunker. He leaned on his family and friends to turn it into a classic diner. Since he had no floor drain and a single washroom, he didn't qualify for a soda fountain and had to sell canned/bottled drinks.
Right before opening day the health inspector, Doobie's chief antagonist, declared he needed a fryer vent hood. More crowdfunding followed. They bought a used vent and were completely befuddled by the fact a roof had a slope, the vent could not be mounted by the Doobie clan. Another crowdfund and doobie secured the expertise of a guy who could deal with triangles.
The crowdfunding was obviously spearheaded by goons. A lot of bans were had due to tasteless ( and in retrospect unsurprising) comments about Doobie's kids. They rallied under the "get out" frog banner and demanded doobie create the Frog Dog. Murals were promised, free combos given out to donors.
After opening a group of goons made it out there and got their free combos. Doobie was assmad as hell. He changed combos to specials so no one would ever defraud him again.
Doobie HATED working anything other than 10-4 and marked up already marked up Walmart prices. He literally locked out his clients after 6pm when they were clamoring to come in for dinner. His wife made shitty boxed cakes they tried to sell for $45.
The only thing he made profit on was hamburger steak, but it involved effort so he ditched it. His pinto beans chili thing was served with a quarter of a raw onion. He tried to orchestrate a big event on the exact same day Reform was giving out free hotdogs for a festival. He tried selling footings, but could only secure the meat so his hotdogs flopped out either side of the tiny bun.
The thread went on for years, but he capitulated in the second year.
Doobie was a simple sewer man on early retirement from the state, having worked an incredible 15+ consecutive years in Reform, Alabama. He loved college football and his dream was to open a hotdog stand and park it outside of football games.
Having heard of this internet thing and being flush with sewer cash, Doobie signed up for internet service and soon found himself on Kickstarter looking for enough money to start a hotdog stand, guided by the wisdom imparted by www hotdogprofits.com.
Somehow mods by the name of Noni and SoundMonkey found this Kickstarter and started championing it relentlessly in GBS. They went absolutely off the deep end trying to help this guy, even going so far as to post mock ups of his product.
Goons hopped on the bandwagon and as usual wrong think was banned.
DragonReach Ghost posted:
My son and wife agreed to forgo their xmas gifts for this, they thought it was worth more to do something for someone than to get something.
Doobie, after collecting 14 thousand US dollars, realized hot dog carts were banned in Alabama. He realized he'd need to open a restaurant. In the meantime he got scammed by a close friend who "got their power cut off" and "couldn't feed their babies". Mysteriously Doobie's truck acquired new rims during this time.
Doobie found a shack to lease in his home town, commonly referred to as the hotdog bunker. He leaned on his family and friends to turn it into a classic diner. Since he had no floor drain and a single washroom, he didn't qualify for a soda fountain and had to sell canned/bottled drinks.
Right before opening day the health inspector, Doobie's chief antagonist, declared he needed a fryer vent hood. More crowdfunding followed. They bought a used vent and were completely befuddled by the fact a roof had a slope, the vent could not be mounted by the Doobie clan. Another crowdfund and doobie secured the expertise of a guy who could deal with triangles.
The crowdfunding was obviously spearheaded by goons. A lot of bans were had due to tasteless ( and in retrospect unsurprising) comments about Doobie's kids. They rallied under the "get out" frog banner and demanded doobie create the Frog Dog. Murals were promised, free combos given out to donors.
After opening a group of goons made it out there and got their free combos. Doobie was assmad as hell. He changed combos to specials so no one would ever defraud him again.
Doobie HATED working anything other than 10-4 and marked up already marked up Walmart prices. He literally locked out his clients after 6pm when they were clamoring to come in for dinner. His wife made shitty boxed cakes they tried to sell for $45.
The only thing he made profit on was hamburger steak, but it involved effort so he ditched it. His pinto beans chili thing was served with a quarter of a raw onion. He tried to orchestrate a big event on the exact same day Reform was giving out free hotdogs for a festival. He tried selling footings, but could only secure the meat so his hotdogs flopped out either side of the tiny bun.
The thread went on for years, but he capitulated in the second year.
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Leonard Helplessness
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You forgot his amazingly shitty full-back tattoo known as "backpanther," which was miraculously unharmed by the amputation.
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Doobie sounds like a real piece of shit. So I guess a perfect target for goons to self-scam to.
Also this, wtf, lol.
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LMAO
A Back Of Panthers!!
He honest to God used the insurance payout to buy a Ferrari that he had to get modified because he lost his shifting arm!
I, too feel the plight of the maligned, the struggles of the beaten down, the sting of being vilified. Why, to have a welcoming community with a culture that felt unique was truly a precious thing. To have a place you could go and feel comfortable with yourself. Sure, not everyone would find it their cup of tea but that's okay. Everyone knew your name. Everyone needs a place to belong.
Its sad when a place like that is essentially the victim of organized erasure, when people are cast out of their home and told to never return. People who haven't really done anything wrong or brought harm to anyone are treated like vermin to be hunted down and exterminated. When a shrieking mob with pitchforks and torches sets the only place these people know on fire and threatens them if they dare speak out against it, how is this anything but injustice?
The purging of FYAD and wrong think is another sad tale of the many weilding power against a helpless minority. The Germans gassed sixty billion Jews, and Troontown shoah'd the "nazis" in a sickening display of bigotry and intolerance all in the name of inclusiveness and safe spaces. God forbid anyone make a terrible joke or laugh at a gross neckbeard in a dress popping boners in the ladies room.
Being called fat faggot on the internet when you're acting like a fat faggot in real life isn't violence, being mocked for your shitty woke scold political bullshit on the internet when you're absolutely worthless in real life likewise is not violence. None of you were in any real danger, except maybe being forced to look in the mirror and face up to some stark and unrelenting truths.
But who am I kidding, theyre just one more bullet (or ban) away from utopia. Truth and honesty are merely inconvenient speedbumps towards this end.
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FRIES, PILED HIGH
(not actual doobie dog and fries but there is a similar pick of how few fries you got with the specials)
You forgot the part where they found his facebook and he was pretty racist and they felt real bad about supporting a racist.
(not actual doobie dog and fries but there is a similar pick of how few fries you got with the specials)
You forgot the part where they found his facebook and he was pretty racist and they felt real bad about supporting a racist.
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Nah, he bought a Corvette
And I'll grant him that he was right, any motorcycle of any power would have led to his accident at 40MPH, because he was a fucking idiot who shouldn't have been on a motorcycle, not because he was on a super powerful one. Even a Grom would have been too much responsibility for his dumb ass.
Edit: Also in zero gear
Antisocial Justice Wario
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I very vaguely remember a TCC goon having something amputated...it was in a FYAD TCC thread. Then there was of course the goon that took so many pills they fell asleep in their car on a hot summer day and cooked to death, literally. Goonwife then ummed and ahhed over selling the rest of his stash.
The IK for the Great Oppression Olympics has decided to turn their drama thread into a honeypot to mash their sixer button impotently in:
The brains, they are broken and smooth
The IK for the Great Oppression Olympics has decided to turn their drama thread into a honeypot to mash their sixer button impotently in:
The brains, they are broken and smooth
ReformedGoon
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Dave 100% intentionally set the Jeep on fire for attention and internet points. Meth addicts have no respect for anyones property, even their own.
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One more quick sperg out.
Every year around Christmas in GBS there was a thread Snatter Klaus and the [whatever bullshit].
It was a time forums games still happened and GBS mafia was a come and go thing so no one really cared. Everyone tried to sort of flip through the content because the threads were MASSIVE but the spergery RP was so dense and full of jargon it was hopeless.
One year someone got GBS all ramped up with an effort thread about the Yule Lads and some poor sperg, starved of his yuletide content, ventured into the Snatter Klaus thread.
Turns out it was a Dickensian pedophilia RP run/approved by one of the mods that was just so spergy it could hide in plain sight.
Every year around Christmas in GBS there was a thread Snatter Klaus and the [whatever bullshit].
It was a time forums games still happened and GBS mafia was a come and go thing so no one really cared. Everyone tried to sort of flip through the content because the threads were MASSIVE but the spergery RP was so dense and full of jargon it was hopeless.
One year someone got GBS all ramped up with an effort thread about the Yule Lads and some poor sperg, starved of his yuletide content, ventured into the Snatter Klaus thread.
Turns out it was a Dickensian pedophilia RP run/approved by one of the mods that was just so spergy it could hide in plain sight.
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The date does say "10/09/2017" and not "last thursday", so maybe he just remembered it and went back to search it, idk.
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It seems that questioning CascadeBeta can get you banned ten days later by Lowtax himself:
Doctor Doom
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What, you don't have a misgendering folder?
blablabla
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tgrs is a fucking waste zone and should be closed
the good trans poster will integrate to the rest of the forum
the fucking crazies will leave to their tranny site and fuck off
the good trans poster will integrate to the rest of the forum
the fucking crazies will leave to their tranny site and fuck off
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IIRC daikatana ritsu has been around forever, what a way to go
Cryogonal
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I think lowtax missed the part where Barney self banned and moved to his own shithole
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These fruits are so ill-equipped to fight fascism it's absurd. When a bunch of militias hypothetically seize control of Virginia or some shit they honestly believe they're gonna roll in and "bash da fash"
Does anyone remember that video of that little faggot "antifa leader" proclaiming how they train "to the same standards as Navy SEALs" and some footage of skinny as fuck soyboys and dikeish fatties doing some tepid, sad sprints on the beach or some shit?
E: not what I was trying to find but...ahahha hahahaha hhahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Trainer David Orlikoff (left) and Meyer Lanski (right) teach participants how to punch during a self-defense class at Haymaker gym.
What It's Like To Take An Anti-Fascist Self-Defense Class
From the gym to the gun range, anti-fascists across the country are training to take on the far right.www.buzzfeednews.com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I hope, when that pic was taken, they were demonstrating what not to do