Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[eternal dog mongler]

Morgellons! Amazing. I’d forgotten about that. Where did it go?!

Wasn’t Joni Mitchell claiming to have it at one point?

Providers started treating it with anti-psychotics.

This decreases the fun factor of your disease significantly.

 

[Allo Vera]

Providers started treating it with anti-psychotics.

This decreases the fun factor of your disease significantly.

Huh. So it’s really hard to see and feel multicoloured strands of alien origin protruding from one’s skin when on anti-psychotics? What a surprise.

For anyone not familiar, this article from 2011 is pretty good:

Morgellons: A hidden epidemic or mass hysteria? | Health & wellbeing | The Guardian

<p>It's a mysterious condition that affects tens of thousands worldwide. But what is it?<strong> Will Storr</strong> investigates</p>

amp.theguardian.com

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Huh. So it’s really hard to see and feel multicoloured strands of alien origin protruding from one’s skin when on anti-psychotics? What a surprise.

The only frequent flyer we had with the ol' Morgellon's referred to himself as a warlock and broadcast grass seed all over his roof.

I think he got lost on the trip from Middle Earth. He declined haloperidol. He continues to be a warlock to this day.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

The only frequent flyer we had with the ol' Morgellon's referred to himself as a warlock and broadcast grass seed all over his roof.

I think he got lost on the trip from Middle Earth. He declined haloperidol. He continues to be a warlock to this day.

He sounds so fun!

 

[eternal dog mongler]

He sounds so fun!

He was awesome. I've only liked two of our frequent flyers and he was one of them. He always had insane stories to tell.

The other one was a really apologetic crippling alcoholic who died of cirrhosis.

 

[Maxie]

Funny you should say that. I came across an Instagram bio this weekend that said “EDS, Lupus, comorbidities x 10”.

It’s like a game of Munchie Bingo. I bet the experts on this thread could name the ten comorbidities like THAT, but I’d hazard a guess a

Fibro
CFS
POTS
Gastroparesis

What have I missed?

They never list the boring stuff like arthritis caused by hypermobile joints. It's almost as if their joints don't get damaged from it or something.

 

[large_farva]

Rebellious_story had a meltdown and major chimpout recently when she compared her personal struggles and experiences with medical professionals not giving her pain meds to the Holocaust. She got a few comments calling her out for this inappropriate comparison, so she deleted the post, then posted another without the H word, and lots of sorry not sorry's in her stories. Absolute chucklefest.

Spoiler: REEEEEEEEEbellious_StoREEEEEEEEE

A few people were disappointed she deleted her post, commented on a previous post, so she deleted those comments, too.

Drama Jean had a severe MCAS reaction to not having insurance coverage.


Still taking meds, but body is acting up because she doesn't have insurance. wow

Mean old doctors don't believe in surgeries for saline infusions. GUH, what jerks!

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Drama Jean had a severe MCAS reaction to not having insurance coverage.
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Most hospitals have a two poke policy. Can't get a PIV started within two attempts? Call me. I've got the ultrasound. I can also just do an anatomical stick.

So actually I'm pretty sure this is just heroin use.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Most hospitals have a two poke policy. Can't get a PIV started within two attempts? Call me. I've got the ultrasound. I can also just do an anatomical stick.

So actually I'm pretty sure this is just heroin use.

I don't even think that one is an IV drug user, it looks like she whapped herself with an extension cord a few times and took a photo.

 

[Ann Berlin]

Service pitbull?

Not to start off topic pibble discourse but I've seen this a couple times irl. It's mind boggling. I know one lady who was ready to go to court after a family with young kids in her apartment complex told her to keep her emotional support pitbull on a leash.
I didn't think things could get dumber than Amy Ramadan's emotional support skunk but apparently, people need a breed of dog known to be spontaneously aggressive to keep themselves mentally stable. I don't know much about service dogs but these pits are always allegedly "in training" too, so if they don't behave like a proper service dog there's an excuse.

 

[Dysnomia]

Rebellious_story had a meltdown and major chimpout recently when she compared her personal struggles and experiences with medical professionals not giving her pain meds to the Holocaust. She got a few comments calling her out for this inappropriate comparison, so she deleted the post, then posted another without the H word, and lots of sorry not sorry's in her stories. Absolute chucklefest.

Spoiler: REEEEEEEEEbellious_StoREEEEEEEEE

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Still taking meds, but body is acting up because she doesn't have insurance. wow
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Ick. That arm.

Doctors can't hand opioids out like candy anymore. I am glad that doctor shopping and ER hopping for them is getting cracked down on.

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

I wish Morgellon's would make a comeback.

me too! I loved a good Morgellon's tale

 

[mooserangerofthenorth]

So, I have found a fun one. Normal EDS, POTS, MALS etc. But homebirths and cures with essential oils.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

So, I have found a fun one. Normal EDS, POTS, MALS etc. But homebirths and cures with essential oils.

Why are people so fucking stupid?

Lavender oil and tea tree oil are both endrocrine disruptors. You shouldn't be using them on children. Or yourself.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

It's been 11 or so days since she streamed, so I guess the latest begathon is gearing up. https://twitter.com/eakjae/status/1223864098829455361


Even if she's seen the criticism, she knowd this bullshit will roll in the pitybuxx$$$

I bet somebody fapped to those nasty ass feet

 

[Bubonic_Vague]

me too! I loved a good Morgellon's tale

Morgellons are the best. It's usually some middle-aged woman going through perimenopause who refuses to acknowledge that shifts in hormone balance lead to body temp fluctuations and resultant itchiness, plus whatever self-medicating she's doing to deal with natural ageing processes instead of educating herself. Scratch that itch until it's raw, instead of taking steps to limit skin irritation? OMG FIBRES IN MY GRAZED AND IRRITATED SKIN = TARGETED INDIVIDUAL.

Just put down the wine bottle after dinner and Ibuprofen the next morning Sharon, you'll feel better already.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Morgellons are the best. It's usually some middle-aged woman going through perimenopause who refuses to acknowledge that shifts in hormone balance lead to body temp fluctuations and resultant itchiness, plus whatever self-medicating she's doing to deal with natural ageing processes instead of educating herself. Scratch that itch until it's raw, instead of taking steps to limit skin irritation? OMG FIBRES IN MY GRAZED AND IRRITATED SKIN = TARGETED INDIVIDUAL.

Just put down the wine bottle after dinner and Ibuprofen the next morning Sharon, you'll feel better already.

Fat, female and forty hits hard.

I'm sad we never had an outbreak of Morgellon's here. It was mostly chemtrails causing their fibro to flare up after they go on a long rant about how their grandkids never call them anymore.

 

[Bubonic_Vague]

Fat, female and forty hits hard.

I'm sad we never had an outbreak of Morgellon's here. It was mostly chemtrails causing their fibro to flare up after they go on a long rant about how their grandkids never call them anymore.

The latest trendy reason for fibro and CFS on my FB feed is "geo-engineering". Weather patterns being forced on us by...I don't even know who, the ubiquitous "They"? Apparently, fake weather is causing all kinds of flareups that render woos and Munchies incapable of basic life functions.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

The latest trendy reason for fibro and CFS on my FB feed is "geo-engineering". Weather patterns being forced on us by...I don't even know who, the ubiquitous "They"? Apparently, fake weather is causing all kinds of flareups that render woos and Munchies incapable of basic life functions.

Do morgellon's and chem-trail conspiracy tards blame the jews for everything like most other conspiracies?

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Do morgellon's and chem-trail conspiracy tards blame the jews for everything like most other conspiracies?

Generally, no. Once you dial the conspiratard up to 11 it's all about government lizard aliens.