Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Actinidia]

No, it was an extension of those childrens' white privilege that allowed them to benefit from the safety of living as a Nazi.

I have gone and EDUCATED MYSELF about the victims of the Holocaust:

Wikipedia would never lie to us, right? It's weird but I don't see all that many brown people in this list...

 

[Coolio55]

Hey @Lowtax here is another offsite taunting you maybe perma-ban?

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Bro you should have archived that. It's gone like her father in the fantasy where she's black.

 

[X Prime]

Bro you should have archived that. It's gone like her father in the fantasy where she's black.

I kind of assumed it was an edit, because he's been here long enough to not make that mistake.

Also, the date.

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

Yeah, I'd have loved that to be real, but unless KM has time travel as one of her Negress powers...

 

[Peep Plops]

Holy loly at Lichard pulling the ol' "I don't wanna ban you pantsshitters, look what you made me do!" -routine to shirk responsibility for his actions yet again. Golly gee mr. Lowtax if only there was a better way to handle a bunch of schreeching troons other than razing everything to the ground and then acting all mystified that your site is circling the drain.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Holy loly at Lichard pulling the ol' "I don't wanna ban you pantsshitters, look what you made me do!" -routine to shirk responsibility for his actions yet again. Golly gee mr. Lowtax if only there was a better way to handle a bunch of schreeching troons other than razing everything to the ground and then acting all mystified that your site is circling the drain.

I don't want to hit you honey, but you woke me up out of a drug induced 3 day slumber and you didn't make me dinner. I don't care if I pissed all over the couch, now clean up that mess and make me some food or your other eye is going to match the first one.

 

[Peep Plops]

I don't want to hit you honey, but you woke me up out of a drug induced 3 day slumber and you didn't make me dinner. I don't care if I pissed all over the couch, now clean up that mess and make me some food or your other eye is going to match the first one.

"What do you mean I'm irresponsible?! What well meaning parent wouldn't exploit their small children for internet bux like some sort of dancing bear while occasionally leaving them alone with a diaperfur degenerate? Also I had no way of knowing about Shmorky beforehand, the man simply had no internet presence before I hired them (disregarding all the comics, stileproject and all the creepy porn)."

 

[Mister Dongs]

How did Lowtax's wife "spend all his money on worthless shit" like he says when he clearly has total control over the household's finances and Maplewife has to run GoFundMes for basic living expenses for her and her child?

 

[Peep Plops]

How did Lowtax's wife "spend all his money on worthless shit" like he says when he clearly has total control over the household's finances and Maplewife has to run GoFundMes for basic living expenses for her and her child?

You see when you're Lowtax things like baby clothes, formula, diapers etc. are considered worthless shit when you could instead just plop the kid in a pool and let it fill up with excrement while you're busy getting shitfaced and streaming to an audience of at least ten people.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Baby food means less $50 pies. How dare other people eat?!

 

[Peep Plops]

Let them eat mangosteen!

 

[NavyGuzzler]

The funniest part of this whole thing is that it would have been cheaper for Lowtax to just handle the breakup of his marriage like a normal person. I'd say there's a lesson here, but Rich is too dumb to learn.

 

[Beavis]

The funniest part of this whole thing is that it would have been cheaper for Lowtax to just handle the breakup of his marriage like a normal person. I'd say there's a lesson here, but Rich is too dumb to learn.

He’s going to spend 50 grand or more to get the same alimony and joint custody result he would have gotten for offering it to leaf wife and spending 10%.

 

[NavyGuzzler]

He’s going to spend 50 grand or more to get the same alimony and joint custody result he would have gotten for offering it to leaf wife and spending 10%.

Yep. And in his mind, he had it wrapped up into a neat, tidy bundle:

1. Divorce
2. Deport
3. Do drugs

I think of him feverishly trying to figure out how those PERMABANNED PANTSSHITTERS ruined his ingenious and foolproof plan and it makes me laugh.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The funniest part of this whole thing is that it would have been cheaper for Lowtax to just handle the breakup of his marriage like a normal person. I'd say there's a lesson here, but Rich is too dumb to learn.

Most sane adults realize a contentious divorce only makes lawyers rich and harms their kids. But “broke” Lowtax obviously thinks punishing his wife is worth any price.

 

[AnOminous]

He’s going to spend 50 grand or more to get the same alimony and joint custody result he would have gotten for offering it to leaf wife and spending 10%.

If he didn't have to spend a time, his public sperging and meltdowns have cost him $2,400 a month for the foreseeable future as people realize what utter garbage he is. 2400*24= $57,600 just in lost money from sperging. But he was having fun laughing at those dumb gooftroops and I'm sure those "Nazis" will re-up again for $10 each and bring back their Patreon money too.

Most sane adults realize a contentious divorce only makes lawyers rich and harms their kids. But “broke” Lowtax obviously thinks punishing his wife is worth any price.

Abusive, vengeful idiots like LowT are the bread and butter of the high priced revenge lawyers like the one he hired.

 

[GoofTroop70]

So, where's Bogan at these days? How are those marketing things going? No more gaming garbage streams?

 

[AnOminous]

So, where's Bogan at these days? How are those marketing things going? No more gaming garbage streams?

Maybe LowT is about to go back into another boring months long stupor after his manic life-wrecking rampage.

 

[Ilmseil]

I sure hope not, this has been the most fun to come out the forums in fuckin years.

 

[NavyGuzzler]

Eh I'm pretty sure this is just the beginning. I have a feeling dude is expecting a slam-dunk in his favor, and that the extent of Lowtax's legal knowledge is "I think it should work this way." It's going to be great fun watching him bash his head against the realities of the legal system like a moth braining itself on a light bulb. And he will likely be ignoring his lawyer's advice, and constantly whine/gloat on social media. He's too dumb to shut up, and too wasted/narcissistic to know what's happening. In the coming months, his combination of confusion and anger is going to provide enough salt to kill every slug on the planet.

I think SA goes tits up this year. I also think LT isn't going to do nearly as well in the divorce as he thinks he will.