Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[AnOminous]

In the early 2000s, SA was one of the few general purpose forums out there (the Straight Dope Message Boards were another one - it has been recently mentioned it is still chugging along), and that 10BUX was a good value.

It didn't look that way to me. It was like why the fuck would I pay ten bucks to look at shit I can already look at for free? The community might have been fun at that point but the content was already known to people who weren't retards.

 

[Blimp]

Can someone refresh my memory about eloH's death?

A lonely goondrug-related death in 2015, research chemicals and the usual heroin habits are a bad combo, but considering all the crazy shit he's done in the past, he was probably close to attaining his sixth and final eye before going to the great 'plex in the sky

His Soundcloud also still exists

eloHz

Listen to eloHz | SoundCloud is an audio platform that lets you listen to what you love and share the sounds you create.

soundcloud.com

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

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Che Guevara must be so proud that his legacy is his likeness getting printed on sheets of tissue paper that retards use to poison themselves.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I’ve heard that kind of shit about Ambien, too.

I was given ambien for a time zone shift on a travel contract job. The idea being I would take it to get on "in country" time faster.

Took one. Woke up next day to my coworker at the breakfast table mentioning how appreciative they were for talking to them the night prior.

I had no clue what they were talking about. Zero. No foggy half remembered conversation like when you get blotto drunk. Just blank. I guess the person was going through a breakup and ran into me at the hotel ice machine (no clue why I was there), and we went back to his room to talk for an hour.

Shit absolutely terrified me. I flushed the rest of a week supply down my toilet.

 

[Manah]

He deleted the post so I can't screenshot it but one of the funniest posts I've heard about in the trans thread:

Soooooooooooooooooooooo

Im just now comming to terms with the fact that a cis dude I was dating dumped me because his fiancee was not comfortable with me.


doesnt feel great.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

A lonely goondrug-related death in 2015, research chemicals and the usual heroin habits are a bad combo, but considering all the crazy shit he's done in the past, he was probably close to attaining his sixth and final eye before going to the great 'plex in the sky

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His Soundcloud also still exists

eloHz

Listen to eloHz | SoundCloud is an audio platform that lets you listen to what you love and share the sounds you create.

soundcloud.com

I wonder if tiny hat girl ever thinks of him.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

He deleted the post so I can't screenshot it but one of the funniest posts I've heard about in the trans thread:

Were all the replies heaping sympathy on him for failing to wreck a home?

 

[plattschwanz]

Some goon once died in a motorcycle accident and his family commissioned the ugliest headstone in existence. Part of it was shaped like a monitor with keyboard and it also lists the guy's usernames including the one from SA.

 

[Ilmseil]

Were all the replies heaping sympathy on him for failing to wreck a home?

Oh, was THAT your first impression here? You sweet summer child.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Che Guevara must be so proud that his legacy is his likeness getting printed on sheets of tissue paper that exceptional individuals use to poison themselves.

I mean, of course it's Che. He's the hero of Macbook-at-Starbucks communists worldwide. I personally like the most that he's worried about the ink from a printer. Yeah, that's the dangerous chemical compound here that'll cause you the damage.

 

[Pissmaster]

Some goon once died in a motorcycle accident and his family commissioned the ugliest headstone in existence. Part of it was shaped like a monitor with keyboard and it also lists the guy's usernames including the one from SA.

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First name the same as Null's, last name the same as Lowtax's first. He was doomed from the start.

Also, those kind of graves are incredibly expensive. His family must be loaded.

 

[Manah]

Were all the replies heaping sympathy on him for failing to wreck a home?

They were apparently disgusted at the cis scum for failing to accept a beautiful trans woman.

 

[FromaCorvairSix]

I mean, of course it's Che. He's the hero of Macbook-at-Starbucks communists worldwide. I personally like the most that he's worried about the ink from a printer. Yeah, that's the dangerous chemical compound here that'll cause you the damage.

Che personally threw Drug addicts, Gays, Beatniks, and other "degenerate counter-revoulutionary elements" into forced labor camps, lol.

 

[I don't like jews]

Some goon once died in a motorcycle accident and his family commissioned the ugliest headstone in existence. Part of it was shaped like a monitor with keyboard and it also lists the guy's usernames including the one from SA.

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They should add a USB port to the tombstone so you can download his post history.

Bury me with my shitposts

 

[Autism Central]

3 page necro

the tcc phenazepam thing was a troll that got out of hand because goons are actually that stupid. a few of us in a private tcc irc channel were reading the ridiculous stories on bluelight.ru (the other druggie forum) and someone said, "I bet tcc goons are this dumb too" and its really all history from there.

This is unbelievable simply because anyone who has ever posted on SA for any length of times knows that goons are retarded. Of course they're going to do the dumbest fucking thing possible, up to and including killing themselves because of some absurd high. They'd drink cat shit coffee and tongue the grit between their teeth claiming it was the best money ever spent.

 

[AnOminous]

Che personally threw Drug addicts, Gays, Beatniks, and other "degenerate counter-revoulutionary elements" into forced labor camps, lol.

Che was a murderous piece of shit so of course he murdered anyone who wasn't slavishly devoted to him personally.

Anyone who thinks this guy was awesome should fucking commit suicide.

 

[Weppers]

The new TGRS mod Fluffdaddy is having none of the troons' shit and they are gettin' mad about it.

The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

 

[Frank N Berry]

The new TGRS mod Fluffdaddy is having none of the troons' shit and they are gettin' mad about it.

This is pretty funny. Super permissive mod mom leaves the whiny troon babies with a babysitter, and the babysitter immediately orders them to straighten up and quit causing fucking problems.

 

[Ilmseil]

Anyone who thinks this guy was awesome should fucking commit suicide.

Applicable to every piece of shit faggot degenerate communist to ever exist (I know that's a lot of words to just say "communist", apologies), but communists are some of the most disgusting so-called humans to exist in all of this planet's history, it's legit hard to describe in words how awful and reprehensible a communist is.

 

[Ningen]

Some goon once died in a motorcycle accident and his family commissioned the ugliest headstone in existence. Part of it was shaped like a monitor with keyboard and it also lists the guy's usernames including the one from SA.

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It'd be poetic if a commie, a tranny and a middle-aged pillhead decided to take a shit over it and then proceed to beg his family for a Patreon pledge.