- Joined
- Mar 15, 2019
First of all I'd like to extend my thanks to @Synesthesia for showing us the Chinese Twitter account. Now onto the translations:
Let's start it off with some wonderful pictures of the poor Chinese medical personnel after they take off their goggles and masks respectively:
The next one is on a wife snitching on her husband for "not taking care of the family and causing public disorder amidst the pandemic" with details on his fishing spot. There are easier ways to get a divorce, y'know....
This one is on one of the researchers in the P4 Wuhan Lab trying to tai chi off the blame by stating that the virus was not caused by their leak. He gets almost instantly BTFO'd by an alleged professor's wall of text blaming the creative protocols that some Chinese labs use, including:
The OP gets a bit wistful in this Tweet. I quote: "The Japs are no longer the Japs in our anti-Japanese dramas, yet the Chinese are still the Chinese in our anti-Japanese dramas".
Next, the CCP has issued a notice on the stoppage of water supply to the Dongtan district in Shenzhen. The OP is livid about how the officials in charge couldn't rub two brain cells together.
A reminder on the avian flu in China. An absolute brainlet calls on PETA to stop the animal abuse in the replies.
Continuing on, in the first two pics a guy was arrested and almost charged after someone set him up by reporting him to the police for "intentionally spreading the WuFlu". The third pic is on the CCP's red tape and inefficiency causing the poster's aunt slowly succumbing to the sickness after caring for the cousin in the absence of proper medical care or facilities.
Finally, the issuance of hall passes to go out to buy your necessities once every two days. Except this time you get arrested or shot for defying the rules. Such a delightful reminder of grade school, isn't it?
Spotify shuffled me to The Beautiful People just before I started typing, and the chorus is fucking uncanny:
Let's start it off with some wonderful pictures of the poor Chinese medical personnel after they take off their goggles and masks respectively:
The next one is on a wife snitching on her husband for "not taking care of the family and causing public disorder amidst the pandemic" with details on his fishing spot. There are easier ways to get a divorce, y'know....
This one is on one of the researchers in the P4 Wuhan Lab trying to tai chi off the blame by stating that the virus was not caused by their leak. He gets almost instantly BTFO'd by an alleged professor's wall of text blaming the creative protocols that some Chinese labs use, including:
- Selling off animals used for experiments on the legal and black markets, such as Labradors and other dogs as pets (Peking Union Medical College), some macacas ( Southern Medical University ) and the good ol' taking out white mice as pets.
- Slipshod handling of animal corpses to save costs on cremation as per normal protocol.
- Not handling the SPF (?) eggs properly, as he had two students snacking on em for supper.
- Divvying up the pork among the lab personnel ( 301 Hospital Orthopedic Department experiment pigs )
The OP gets a bit wistful in this Tweet. I quote: "The Japs are no longer the Japs in our anti-Japanese dramas, yet the Chinese are still the Chinese in our anti-Japanese dramas".
Next, the CCP has issued a notice on the stoppage of water supply to the Dongtan district in Shenzhen. The OP is livid about how the officials in charge couldn't rub two brain cells together.
A reminder on the avian flu in China. An absolute brainlet calls on PETA to stop the animal abuse in the replies.
Continuing on, in the first two pics a guy was arrested and almost charged after someone set him up by reporting him to the police for "intentionally spreading the WuFlu". The third pic is on the CCP's red tape and inefficiency causing the poster's aunt slowly succumbing to the sickness after caring for the cousin in the absence of proper medical care or facilities.
Finally, the issuance of hall passes to go out to buy your necessities once every two days. Except this time you get arrested or shot for defying the rules. Such a delightful reminder of grade school, isn't it?
Spotify shuffled me to The Beautiful People just before I started typing, and the chorus is fucking uncanny:
Hey you, what do you see?
Something beautiful or something free?
Hey, you, are you trying to be mean?
If you live with apes, man it's hard to be clean.
Something beautiful or something free?
Hey, you, are you trying to be mean?
If you live with apes, man it's hard to be clean.