Episode 2 is out early. Sorry the audio is shit. I will glean what I can for you bastards until better versions come out.
SUMMARY TIME:
-Opens up with Jazz in pain post-surgery. Perfect time to get Jazz hopped up on pain meds! A+ parenting. Jazz is completely miserable. Imagine doing this shit to a teenager.
-The Quacks arrive. Jazz gets to look at the Hamburger Helper down below. They're going to create a "labia" out of loose skin. This Wait and See approach is so fucking callous.
-Amir! At long last! They're apparently "not in a good place". So why invite him at all? He shows absolutely no real interest in Jazz's pain, even though he claims to be into Jazz. The whole scene is awkward and forced.
-Jazz gets an anxiety attack out of nowhere and bursts into tears. It makes him look like a complete nutcase but given the surgery, I don't really blame him. Amir bails.
-Cut to 1 month later. Supposedly Jazz's "vagina" looks good. Press X to doubt. This is where the dumb clip about Jazz's binge-eating is featured. Jazz does horrific squatting to show off his vagina. I cringed so hard.
-One of the twins gives off incel vibes. He's jealous of his brother's relationship and wore a Single shirt earlier. I feel bad since he could become more confident with parental encouragement/advice but good luck with that shit having Jeanette and her favoritism around.
-Jazz goes on an airboat with his two girl friends. Jazz thinks he "understands things better" and is "growing". Poor baby will be 12 forever.
-Jazz is leaning towards Pomona University for college, even though Jazz's parents are trying to push him towards Harvard.
-Jazz still claims to be pansexual and goes on a moral high horse of loving people for their consciousness or soul. Blegh.
-Jazz is going to set her single brother up with FriendZone Victoria's friend. Jazz holds out hope for Victoria but like fuck if that's happening.
-Oh god. Jeanette goes to hang out with other loud clucking hags. Getting odd flashbacks to when I saw Mamma Mia for the first time. In that the urge to put my face in an oven sounds pretty good right about now. Jeanette teaches them how to be an indulgent parent that never says no. She brags about Jazz getting into Harvard and acts like a smug bitch in clearly not wanting Jazz to make his own choices.
-Jazz apparently has constant "dilation problems", even faking it sometimes. Jeanette apparently helps him dilate to make sure he does it.

-Jazz suddenly calls Jeanette to come running upstairs because something is wrong. AKA Jeanette gets to look at Jazz's privates and take pics. Jazz's "urethra" is apparently huge and a giant bulge. Disgusting. Bowers gets on the phone and tells him that it's leftover erectile tissue. ANOTHER. FUCKING. SURGERY.
-Jeanette makes Greg uncomfortable to get him to schedule another surgery. Greg looks like he wants to bolt out of there. Like always, he gets bullied into saying yes, though idk when the surgery would be.
-Jazz is in a bikini waiting for Noelle. Aka the Cosmo-looking guy that envies Jazz for being on blockers. Jazz is flabby and putting on weight, showing off his moobs. Of course they talk about surgeries. Jazz says there's something "deep" about the surgery. Sure. Insurance apparently isn't covering Noelle's surgery. This of course is all leading up to Jazz deciding to raise money for Noelle's surgery via the stupid drag show.
-Jazz and her bro are going on a double date with Victoria and her friend. They're canoeing or some shit. Must be nice having disposable reality tv money.
-Victoria broke up with her girlfriend. She isn't interested in Jazz though. Jazz thinks he has a shot at romance in college. Nope.jpg.
-Episode over. Not much happened except that Jazz's "vagina" is once again falling apart.
EDIT: Had to delete the video because it morphed into some weird vid of a thai woman. Weird. But there are other versions on youtube or putlocker or whatever so go check it out there.