The 'Buying a Farm' 2020 Merch Run

[HansGruber]

I will legit by either a baseball cap or black / charcoal shirt with just the logo on it.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Stickers with the a url might be useful but if I'm wearing a shirt I'd rather it just be an in-joke and look innocent otherwise (the CWC farms shirt is my fav). But I'd probably go for the True&Honest over the logo anyway.

 

[zyclonPD]

Null you bastard, you better do your own line of Gamer Bath Water this time. I need it for reasons.

 

[janekop]

KF logo sticker with 'Kind Regards' on it, pls

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

Are you considering any other shirt designs or will the "True and Honest" one be it? I'm not a big fan of shirts with text on them, but I'd definitely get some stickers.

 

[bearycool]

>Still no kiwi farms inspired dildos.

All well, I'll still get a shirt since I wasn't able to get one last time

 

[Boss Bass]

I didn’t get much help in the donation thread, so asking again.

I couldn’t find a way to buy crypto without tying my wallet to my checking account. What’s an anonymous way to get money to Null?

 

[eldri]

I didn’t get much help in the donation thread, so asking again.

I couldn’t find a way to buy crypto without tying my wallet to my checking account. What’s an anonymous way to get money to Null?

Prepaid visa card (paid with in cash), it's what I did to get my True & Honest Fan tag, it's also how I support creators on NewProject2.
The caveat is the additional $5 fee.

 

[CHING CHONG FWIED WICE]

I'll definitely buy a shirt and other merch too, probably wouldn't wear a hoodie or shirt out in public that straight said 'Kiwi Farms' though. Some stickers for my computer and fridge would be cool, might be funny to put a few around the local community college.

If there was a kiwi farms anime girl mascot I'd totes buy a pinup!

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

Urgently need a roll of those stickers for every safe zone poster I see before my next visit to Portland or SF

 

[exhausted]

have you thought about doing a stand alone sticker of just the kiwi logo without the name? i might consider buying one because i’d rather not have to explain what kiwifarms is to people irl
edit- it’s already been said whoops

 

[judge claude frollo]

I want a shirt so I can let other kiwifarmers I meet in real life know they're in a safe space with me

 

[Demonslayer1776]

Anyone on a college campus should place logo stickers in the tranny bathrooms. Much more likely to get a reaction there.

 

[Haffhart]

A black shirt with a small Kiwi logo over the breast. It would be discreet enough to wear in public, or at least as an undershirt or pj

 

[Piss Bear]

Anyone on a college campus should place logo stickers in the tranny bathrooms. Much more likely to get a reaction there.

Tranny bathrooms? Those are a thing?

If so yes pls. I really like this idea of dropping Kiwi stickers in public places too. Very discreet but if noticed and recognized it will surely get a reaction.

 

[Hecate]

i assume it might be a bit early to ask this, but would we be able to pay in BTC?

Worth asking, would/could you do molle/sew on cloth patches? I understand over head and all but figured might be best place to ask if anyone else is into it.

I like the simple logo, even if stickers would cop a few.

oh shit thanks for reminding me that i can embroider one. i can hand make you one if null doesnt do a run of them

 

[ZapThePickle]

Echoing the few posts would love to have the Null doggo goddo run again! Would definitely buy!

 

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You know what would be amazing, Mr. Null? Car stickers.

Like, those that have the glue on the front.

I would buy one with the Kiwi Farms logo for my windshield...

I would like to put in a request for Kiwi Farms tattoo templates. They should be approximately 3.5" across to properly fit on my forehead.

Do people really want to advertise they browse this place?

Advertise that they do? Maybe not. Advertise that other people do? Oh, yes.

 

[goodbudweiser]

Stickers with the a url might be useful

isn't this why shit like QR codes exist, so you don't have to copy a link?

 

[Trig.Point]

Without giving away too much info, the area where I am currently living is somewhat of a hotspot for lolcows and lolcows-in-the-making, so buying the stickers with the KF logo and putting them up in a public place might be funny.
There is a small (but not zero) chance that someone with a thread here would see it while going about their business and recognize the logo.
I like to think about what their reaction to that would be.

Would their reaction be to find out where they were being sold and to fuck with the payment processor?