Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Is anyone else already nostalgic for the rootin' & (shamelessly) tootin', belchin', Big-Mac-sauce-dunkin', hysterectomy Chantal? You might disagree with me, but I feel that was her zenith, and now we're in free-fall. Everyone peaks, and then plummets. I was, and will always remain, very fond of Hysterectomy.

...it's kind of like--oh, I don't know--when KISS did their 1977 "Love Gun" tour, and then after that, it was all downhill. Fruitarian was like their "Songs From The Elder," which seemed to disappear without really even happening. In fact, I'm starting to now think of Chantal's eras as albums, meaning that if she had a discography, she might actually be the most prolific creator out there. Albums would include Medium Fast, Keto Time, I'm Vegan, The Cycle Begins Volume 497, Dumpster Diving, I Know My Body, It's Vyvanse For Me, I Said SSH!...

I think I'm alone in this one.

ETA: Or are these all songs, and Chantal is a concept album? 🤔
 
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I was thinking all along that the hysterectomy would let the wind out of her sails, and that was before she went crazy with extra gluttony in the weeks leading up to it.

It really seems to have had an effect on her. She can't fucking do anything now; her community posts are her videos now.

Guess what Clotso? You made your name by being a glutton. That's why people watch you. If you can't do that anymore, then you are just an old dog with no new trick. A lot of Beauty Biters have turned to Amy for their lulz, and she has been delivering. I don't think Clotso has the energy to match her manic wackiness of the pre-surgery days; her mojo is gone. Have we reached the end of the road? Is Clotso now totally irrelevant and doomed to die in obscurity? Stay tuned...
 
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New Zach video. He didn't watch the fruitatarian video but "y'all hooked me up" and sent it to him.

AKA he ripped it from Kiwifarms. It is in lovely 240p, which is the same quality as the archive.

Zach - why are you afraid to give us credit?

We do your work for you. Also, lose the wokeness, it is embarrassing.

 
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How about: Food & Farts

At least it's honest.

I left out the picture. We've suffered enough.
 
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"Fun vlogs, beauty, shopping, etc."

Lol. She still doesn't get it. You have failed miserably at all of those subjects in the past, Chantal. Nobody gives a shit.

No one wants to take beauty advice from a 500 pound hambeast who is only months away from being bedbound and only fits into a tablecloth now. You obviously take no pride in your appearance and haven't in at least the last two years.

"Fun vlogs?" Does that mean grocery shopping for fruit with Peetz that you will immediately throw away? Or giving tours of motel rooms (as if none of your viewers have ever been inside of a motel room before)? Yeah, no one gives a shit about that either.

"Healthy eating" = Yes, please show us your "healthy meals" and just don't mention your 3 fast food binges you had the rest of the day.

Go back to the train wreck massive binge mukbangs. That's what we're all here for.
 
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RIP The Daily Chantal (2020-2020), and welcome back Foodie Beauty.
Does this mean she's going to be focusing on eating on camera again? Can't wait for the inevitable slide down from "healthy eat with me videos." Even if she did eat "healthy" food only every day (which she won't) she'll still completely ignore portion sizes and calories in/out, so it won't even matter.
The fun vlogs will presumably include Peetz giving us the usual ass shots with the camera and buying stuff she'll eventually throw out uneaten.
 
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Are we fucking psychic or are we just that more aware of what Chantal is doing than she is? We all guessed "FullyRawKristina" and as I mentioned that the videos of Kristina's videos on juicer (and promoting a press juicer she and her boyfriend designed, and hey, join my 21 day program, sign up and I'll take your money!" coincided too much with the raw fruitarian moment - especially the carrots and celery which are not fruit.

Or she's been reading up here on the Farms...which if she is... use paragraph breaks. Word salads are the only salads you apparently can do routinely and it's painful.

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ETA: Going through the comments and she's SASSY. She's also been reading the book from a year or so ago "Brain over Binge" she got sometime around the pringles cap in a roll and I didn't know Fat Girls File....but now it's the audio book not the paperback she got. Words I guess are hard when they're on paper.


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Listening to an audiobook :story:
As opposed to the actual, living team of professionals some of whom she can consult with weekly at the eating disorder clinic she is a patient of. Keeping a food journal of things you already ate is just finding new ways to obsess, it's why her clinic has a matrix to fill out instead so they could give feedback on a practical, forward plan.
 
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Qu Dragon said:
RIP The Daily Chantal (2020-2020), and welcome back Foodie Beauty.
Does this mean she's going to be focusing on eating on camera again? Can't wait for the inevitable slide down from "healthy eat with me videos." Even if she did eat "healthy" food only every day (which she won't) she'll still completely ignore portion sizes and calories in/out, so it won't even matter.
The fun vlogs will presumably include Peetz giving us the usual ass shots with the camera and buying stuff she'll eventually throw out uneaten.
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Clotso said:
Veganism is something I have always come back to even if I have failed because deep down it is just something that feels right for ME.
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LOL that isn't how it works you dumb pile of lard. Imagine quitting a job after 2 hours but insisting that it's right for you. Or taking college classes every spring semester only to dropout every single time only after a few days while declaring you don't want to give up entirely. Just admit it, Chantal, stuffing your gaping maw with meat and cheese is the only thing that feels right for you... along with metaphorically shitting on Western medicine and doctors until you're literally shitting yourself all the way to the psych emerge.
 
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Pizza Sloth said:
Are we fucking psychic or are we just that more aware of what Chantal is doing than she is? We all guessed "FullyRawKristina" and as I mentioned that the videos of Kristina's videos on juicer (and promoting a press juicer she and her boyfriend designed, and hey, join my 21 day program, sign up and I'll take your money!" coincided too much with the raw fruitarian moment - especially the carrots and celery which are not fruit.

Or she's been reading up here on the Farms...which if she is... use paragraph breaks. Word salads are the only salads you apparently can do routinely and it's painful.

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lolol

Guess what she was "listening to" almost exactly one year ago? You have precisely one guess.

From March 8, 2019

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Gawd, that's rich stuff. We are getting a watered-down, lame, half-assed remake. Ole Clotso sure is out of fucking ideas if she is back to buying crates of sour, unripe mangoes (tried it a year ago) and "Brain Over Bullshit" (tried it a year ago, after the mangoes.)

Some patriotic autist needs to make a side-by-side comparison of her cycles vs. season of the year. I suspect she's even more cyclical (aka "crazy", "batshit insane", "sick in the head", etc.) than we give her credit for. She is like a fat, fleshy Swiss watch, with little cycles inside of larger cycles inside of annual cycles.

She sounds almost desperate now, like "please believe me and keep loving me guyz". Let's see if she picks up the Ghost Doc book again; it's still sitting there, speckled with roach droppings, I'm sure.
 
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