Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Love Machine]

He needs to get a grip. Verizon would not take kindly to hearing that their sales representative is bragging about his nudes in between complaints about talking to customers. Does he think the added attention from the Farms is going to launch his streaming career? He needs to learn to control himself.

Limp dicks are perfect for customer service.

 

[Zhoban]

Good body, flaccid penis but looks like it's a nice size, needs to trim the bush a little. Turns out he's a bit of a butterface. I expected Chibi to have a baby fat body type because he sits on his ass all day but I guess not. Knowing Chibi this was 100% intentional, it's not a leak, he just wanted plausible deniability excuse when his mom quickly gets texted or emailed it.

He has absolutely no muscle mass or coordination. He's basically human veal.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

He‘s got a face like a troglodyte. He needs to drop this speedrunning shit and lift so he can turn himself into a real caveman. It’d be a better gimmick than whatever the fuck he’s doing now.

Would fucc with a bag over his head though ngl

 

[Kero]

Would fucc with a bag over his head though ngl

I like that hump!

 

[niggers]

it wouldnt be so awful if he didnt have an absolute forest of pubes

but we saw how he shaves. if he went in to trim that shit he'd eunuch himself

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

i pity his mother who has to deal with this sack of shit.

 

[karz]

If Chibi were "normal" (or as normal as an autist can get) and this was from when he was younger, leaked by some jilted ex-girlfriend or someone just to fuck with him, I would forgive him.

When you're young, you fuck up. You make mistakes. You haven't fully developed yet.
You may even make severe, life-changing decisions that may see you arrested, or will bite you in the ass (socially, legally or both) down the line.
For those things, one should be forgiven except in exceptional circumstances (such as murder, rape, or maybe assault).
Being a thot is an unforgivable crime, though :^)

Since Chibi doesn't have a jilted ex-girlfriend to speak of, and that this appears to be recorded recently-ish, I can't even feel sympathy for him.
He really should know by now not to trust anyone on the internet, yet he does anyways.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Not small enough to laugh at, not big enough to fap to, just boring like Chibi.

 

[hats2]

Plot Twist @hats2 and Chibi are the same person

not chibi sorry lmfao

 

[Jewthulhu]

For you.
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Was getting your nudes leaked part of your plan?

 

[hats2]

not chibi sorry lmfao

and the leaking of the video wasnt something he did

 

[Draza]

Chibi the shameless attention whore.

 

[Smooth Calculator]

He knew what he was gettin himself into cuz the first rule of nudes is to not show ur face....... but the whole “I hope no one sees this” or wat ever the fuck he said makes me think that he knew people would and he was kinda hoping for that

 

[Gar For Archer]

Is he saying he thinks his dick is big, or is it just a reference to the "big guy for you" meme?

He's actually not-bad looking in some photos and his body is okay, but sitting on the floor bollock-naked with a limp dick is not a flattering look for anyone. Why didn't he bother to get erect before he posted nudes? It's possibly the easiest thing in the world for a guy to do, but Chibi just whipped out his flaccid ding-dong and thought "yup, looks good".

I was expecting him to be way flabbier, but he actually looks more-or-less normal.

 

[theshep]

Fucking hell dude, trim your hedge.

 

[Paul Manafort]

Now I know why they call him "Chibi"

 

[Shady Attorney]

I guess there’s a new photo to choose from for the next calendar sent to his family lmao

 

[Megaroad 2012]

not chibi sorry lmfao

Prove it by posting nudes so we can compare.

 

[A Logging Company]

Spoiler: NSFW

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i downloaded it

The tone in his voice makes it sound like he is posing for medical records or submitting evidence for a court case.

"Really hope this doesn't end up anywhere"
lol

 

[lolibear]

Spoiler: NSFW

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i downloaded it

"I really hope this doesn't end up anywhere" haven't loled like that in a bit.