Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[scallion]

yes, the alpacas are gay too

sounds like they're trying to get featured in the zoosadism thread too

 

[DarkWestern]

that shit can't keep afloat a house full of troons with nasty consoomer habits (like buying transformer toys, diapers and plush pokemon) and a need for constant medical attention for their various crotch wounds and mental illnesses.

This item is unironically described as "innovative time saving tool"

 

[Paul Barker!]

They've got an Etsy page up, however they don't seem to sell a whole lot of products

We are an Alpaca yarn producer and much more by Tenaciousunicorn

Find the perfect handmade gift, vintage & on-trend clothes, unique jewelry, and more… lots more.

www.etsy.com

I saw one tumblr post of someone claiming to have ordered it, but I didn’t dig around enough to see whether it was a real person or someone who happened to live there. With how many other companies produce ~*artisian alpaca yarn*~ that’s hand-dyed and probably better quality, I can’t imagine they’re moving very much. I’m sure this group of troons just bought some boxed mx dyes and a few spinners and assumed that their yarn is the best it possibly could be. Sorry for fiber-sperging.

 

[Actual Transphobe]

Ripley proves to us that shi is NOT unhinged and you'd better not call hir a hermaphrodite!
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cow crossover!!!

and Ripley's latest terrifying erotic furry art (spoilered for your sanity)
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Spoiler: nsfw - fetish art

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A cow OC for a lolcow... the jokes write themselves.

 

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and Ripley's latest terrifying erotic furry art (spoilered for your sanity)
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Spoiler: nsfw - fetish art

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That cow OC art is horrendous. What's with these people and not knowing how to draw breasts? Don't answer that. Is it supposed to be pushed up against glass? Why are they defying gravity and are perfectly circular? Do Ripley's moobs look like that? And why does he do the exact same thing Kevin does and do that ridiculous "arms behind back" pose so it looks like an amputee? Are the things behind its lower torso its hands or hair?

The eyes are lopsided, misshapen, and horrifying, there's obviously zero preliminary drawing, and the shading looks like a literal child did it on top of making zero sense. What direction is the light coming in from? It seems most consistently from the left, but then why are the segments facing the direction of light shaded? Are those scars or an attempt to portray fur? Is that its mouth in a smirk directly behind its nose? Why is the nose covering the mouth? Has Ripley seen a cow before?

Ripley, if you're reading this, for goodness sake try to have a better base for a drawing than two literal circles in the direct center that you plan to make into zero-G breasts in a boring pose directly facing the viewer and trying to draw around it. (Most) eyes are even, you just draw a straight line as a guide and erase it later. Light is logical, there's no trickery involved in doing it, you just shade what makes sense: things closer to light are lighter, things that aren't aren't. Do something, because if I were drawing this, it wouldn't see the light of day and I would only use it as the start for a much better finished product; assuming I wouldn't tear it in half and wonder what possessed me to make an anthropomorphic anime cow.

 

[stupid moron]

He'd find his own twitter? lol



But seriously what an absolute faggot, "Not a dude. Reported for misgendering" cracked me up. That part about never googling yourself is pretty funny. He knows of the thread so I doubt he can resist the urge to lurk it for long if not already. Hi Kevin! You're a MAN

What an absolute fucking loser. I have never seen a woman get mad at being called dude. Every woman I have ever known has not had a problem with being called a dude, they call each other dudes. Of course they don’t know that because they only hang out with transgender women who don’t want to be reminded of anything to do with men. I have also had a trans person flip out on me when I called them dude, I don’t get it.

 

[Arcadia]

I have been laughing at these comparison pictures he posted in relation to this tweet for about twenty minutes. I need someone to tell him he still looks like a man. I think he actually would have been better looking without HRT if he had shaved that horrendous facial hair and hit the gym. I don't know why troons think transitioning automatically makes them a hot uwu girl. It doesn't, you were ugly pre-transition and you simply carry that with you.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

there's no way this alpaca shit isn't just a huge money sink. we know the troon mafia of the rockies got a loan from some local business nonprofit to (supposedly) kickstart the troon ranch, and we also know they're trying to relocate the ranch elsewhere and begging for thousands of dollars to fund the move...

but that shit can't keep afloat a house full of troons with nasty consoomer habits (like buying transformer toys, diapers and plush pokemon) and a need for constant medical attention for their various crotch wounds and mental illnesses.

maybe the 'move' is never going to happen at all - Kevin has mentioned their 'move date' being pushed back multiple times now. maybe the gofundme is just a grift in an attempt to square up that startup loan they've now discovered they'll never be able to pay back with figures like this:

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aside, i like the lovecraftian horror Penny chose for the user profile pic:
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in other news, let's have a look at what some of the gang is up to:

Fintau System got new hair dye and did some shilling for Bernie
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Penny got fat, exhibits some weird autogynephilia and wishes he could have donated his balls
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Ripley proves to us that shi is NOT unhinged and you'd better not call hir a hermaphrodite!
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cow crossover!!!
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and Ripley's latest terrifying erotic furry art (spoilered for your sanity)
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Spoiler: nsfw - fetish art

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Norintha confirms what we've always wondered - yes, the alpacas are gay too
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even the cat can't stand Kevin's horse shit
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How do they know the alpaca's sexualities? Are they assuming all their genders? Have they even asked for their pronouns?!

Also you don't need to own livestock to realize that they're not humans. Human concepts do not apply. You just look stupid when you call an alpaca a lesbian.

 

[Spastic Colon]

How do they know the alpaca's sexualities? Are they assuming all their genders? Have they even asked for their pronouns?!

Also you don't need to own livestock to realize that they're not humans. Human concepts do not apply. You just look stupid when you call an alpaca a lesbian.

Wonder what happens when one of the "straight" male alpacas tries to mount a "lesbian" one. Is that a #MeToo alpaca moment? Will they claim the lesbian is really pansexual? Or will they say the lesbian stuff was just experimenting in alpaca college?

 

[stupid moron]

Wonder what happens when one of the "straight" male alpacas tries to mount a "lesbian" one. Is that a #MeToo alpaca moment? Will they claim the lesbian is really pansexual? Or will they say the lesbian stuff was just experimenting in alpaca college?

The male alpaca is a post-op trans and the alpaca that’s getting mounted is a pre op trans. That is the only way they could justify it in their head without falling over and crying in fetal position.
Or they’ll euthanize it

 

[heathercho]

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I have been laughing at these comparison pictures he posted in relation to this tweet for about twenty minutes. I need someone to tell him he still looks like a man. I think he actually would have been better looking without HRT if he had shaved that horrendous facial hair and hit the gym. I don't know why troons think transitioning automatically makes them a hot uwu girl. It doesn't, you were ugly pre-transition and you simply carry that with you.

The only "difference" I see is a lack of beard, grown out hair and an AGP smirk.
For 32, he has terrible wrinkles, male pattern baldness and a blocky man face. HRT didn't do shit.

What he "achieved" was trading his penis for an open wound, making his entire existence about his revolting fetish, posting it online under his actual name, making himself unemployable forever (no doubt joyfully), ensuring a life of grifting from the gov or doing "sex work"(again, joyfully) and no doubt an early death from infection or disease (joyfully, coz I'm sure hell find a way to fetishize that). If younger, bearded him wanted that, he should have just ended it back then.

At least all his perverted fetishes wouldn't be online, enshrined forever.

 

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I have been laughing at these comparison pictures he posted in relation to this tweet for about twenty minutes. I need someone to tell him he still looks like a man. I think he actually would have been better looking without HRT if he had shaved that horrendous facial hair and hit the gym. I don't know why troons think transitioning automatically makes them a hot uwu girl. It doesn't, you were ugly pre-transition and you simply carry that with you.

The only "difference" I see is a lack of beard, grown out hair and an AGP smirk.
For 32, he has terrible wrinkles, male pattern baldness and a blocky man face. HRT didn't do shit.

What he "achieved" was trading his penis for an open wound, making his entire existence about his revolting fetish, posting it online under his actual name, making himself unemployable forever (no doubt joyfully), ensuring a life of grifting from the gov or doing "sex work"(again, joyfully) and no doubt an early death from infection or disease (joyfully, coz I'm sure hell find a way to fetishize that). If younger, bearded him wanted that, he should have just ended it back then.

At least all his perverted fetishes wouldn't be online, enshrined forever.

I adore how Kevin will try to get people banned on Twitter for misgendering him, block people for so much as having the same first name as his old identity, and sic his followers on anyone who points out that he's trans, yet he will proudly display his old appearance for everyone to see as long as it lets him humblebrag about it.

Kevin is so shallow, if he were a puddle, you wouldn't get the soles of your shoes wet if you stepped in it. Although I should be careful with this analogy given Kevin's stated fetish for being stomped on, but I'm sure he doesn't appreciate a metaphorical variant.

 

[AmbiTron]

With the before and after pictures I had the sudden realization that someone with facial blindness is super fucked in Transland. DID YOU JUST CALL ME SIR BECAUSE MY BODY SHAPE INDICATES I AM MALE? BIGOT! Nevermind that the person has a real, actual issue unlike the ones these creatures make up.

 

[wenttobermuda]

With the before and after pictures I had the sudden realization that someone with facial blindness is super fucked in Transland. DID YOU JUST CALL ME SIR BECAUSE MY BODY SHAPE INDICATES I AM MALE? BIGOT! Nevermind that the person has a real, actual issue unlike the ones these creatures make up.

Excellent point, by which I mean I'm embarassed I didn't remark on it earlier.

Face blindness can accompany autism, and autists are well represented in the ranks of troons. Is it any wonder that many have no realistic sense of how they look to those mean ol' neurotypicals? Its like they are totally unequipped to evaluate "passing," and by virtue of their troonery totally invested in it.

Kind of tragic.

 

[CHING CHONG FWIED WICE]

With the before and after pictures I had the sudden realization that someone with facial blindness is super fucked in Transland. DID YOU JUST CALL ME SIR BECAUSE MY BODY SHAPE INDICATES I AM MALE? BIGOT! Nevermind that the person has a real, actual issue unlike the ones these creatures make up.

This is such a good point! Shit, even without facial blindness it can be pretty hard to tell what a troon is supposed to be. I can definitely see Kevin playing 'kick the autistic' with someone who can't stand up for themselves because they misgendered him due to a disability of that nature. Troons do it all the time.

Face blindness can accompany autism, and autists are well represented in the ranks of troons. Is it any wonder that many have no realistic sense of how they look to those mean ol' neurotypicals? Its like they are totally unequipped to evaluate "passing," and by virtue of their troonery totally invested in it.

I think autism is part of it for sure but I think AGP, their extreme libidos, and usually narcissism just makes them fixate on whether they think they're attractive. Sorta like "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me." I guess.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Ripley looks like a horror hybrid of Jared Leto and Slenderman. That permanent five o' clock shadow is just priceless, never fails to amuse me

 

[stupid fuck]

Kevin, along with the rest of the trooniverse, is buttmad about some new social networking app called Giggle that uses facial recognition to ensure that only females are allowed on the app, and all of trans twitter is lamenting the return of phrenology, which is fucking hilarious to me

(more info on Giggle in the tranny sideshow thread)

daily adventures in stinkditching


hold on a moment there Kev, i thought you said just yesterday that we should we should just assume a neovagina functions exactly as an actual vagina does


reminder that, beyond all the gross fetishism and oversharing, Kevin is also a complete idiot


edit: fixed images

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

That last part:

"What a great illustration of transphobes believing cis is the default"

It is you moron. Otherwise the trans part is redundant.

He really is truly vile. There almost needs to be a label beyond horrorcow to describe these sorts of cases. I've mentally labelled Kev as a BSE cow. Brain is full of holes like his sad, oozing crotch wound.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

That last part:

"What a great illustration of transphobes believing cis is the default"

It is you moron. Otherwise the trans part is redundant.

He really is truly vile. There almost needs to be a label beyond horrorcow to describe these sorts of cases. I've mentally labelled Kev as a BSE cow. Brain is full of holes like his sad, oozing crotch wound.

Eldritch Horrorcow? Or rather Stinkditch Horrorcow.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

That last part:

"What a great illustration of transphobes believing cis is the default"

It is you moron. Otherwise the trans part is redundant.

He really is truly vile. There almost needs to be a label beyond horrorcow to describe these sorts of cases. I've mentally labelled Kev as a BSE cow. Brain is full of holes like his sad, oozing crotch wound.

Lol calm down, he's extremely fucking tame as far as horrorcows go.

I can tell you don't browse Animal Control, he's only little more fucked up in terms of fetishes than your average tranny furfag on twitter.