Containment What If?

Coldgrip said:
What's the difference?
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Well, Chris would be happy godbear granted his wish of a sex change and then wonder who that ugly freak is, that's trying to order him around in that awful voice.
Meanwhile, Barb would be happy to be young again and then realize all the small and big things she did in the past that would fall back on her son once she kicked the bucket will now fall back on her. And she'd be pissed at [insert nonsensical scapegoat here] for being at fault for her shitty decisions of the past.
 
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What if Chris Decided to go to the beach/pool one day, and he was wearing some kind of thong bikini?
 
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Abethedemon said:
What if Chris created Francine Stripe-Cheer instead of Bionic?
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"WE GOT DUCKS ON COONS. I REPEAT, DUCKS ON COONS." Okay that was distasteful, even by Kiwi Standards.

What if instead of his well known clown shirts, Chris opted for a more business casual look once he got his Tugboat.
 
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Apocalypso said:
He'd be too paranoid to agree... unless he was gullible enough to be tricked into it.

What if Chris was a balloon?
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He would be looked at by a black kid, presumably looking like this Screen Shot 2015-02-21 at 12.13.39.png to CWC, and then pop.
 
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What if Chris had a tall, fit, handsome, smart twin ala Danny Devito in Twins?
 
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What if Chris' reaction to the new My Little Pony was the same as his reaction to blue arms? Would he assault a child?
 
yawning sneasel said:
What if Chris' reaction to the new My Little Pony was the same as his reaction to blue arms? Would he assault a child?
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I consider my lack of knowledge concerning pastell-colored cartoon horses a blessing... are you referring to the current Friendship is Magic design or is there a new line in the making?

As long as the child isn't an ass-manager blocking his escape route via booming rape voice, he'd not do anything, though.

Also I think the BAB-grudge eats up all his cartoon-related anger, so there's no 'fuel' to keep him going on that topic as well.
 
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