Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BubbleButt]

Bobby apparently doesn't realize that one of the reasons that Iowa is taking forever to get results for is the not insignificant likelihood of a rigged vote courtesy of the "SOOPERIAH FYOOTUR" voting app that Buttigieg just so happened to provide most of the funding for. Oh, and the app is unreliable shit too, so you have a possible rig AND actually have loads of votes getting dropped.

Looks like them mayo ghoul normal voting machines or even paper ballots still have some value, just like them non-computerized tractors.

A video on why electronic voting is LITERALLY THE WORST IDEA:

 

[off meds / online]

jack saint got into a spat with bob today, resulting in this -

Jack Saint on Twitter

“https://t.co/98iM6acf8S”

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ngl, it gave me a chuckle.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

jack saint got into a spat with bob today, resulting in this -

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Jack Saint on Twitter

“https://t.co/98iM6acf8S”

twitter.com

ngl, it gave me a chuckle.

https://archive.is/S2GsK

I can't remember what started the beef between the two of them. I wanna say it was Bob's bad mouthing Bernie a few weeks ago. Regardless, be still my beating heart.

Spoiler: 2020 off to a bang

Jack Saint #NotBiden on Twitter

“@the_moviebob did you know movie reviews are a form of free studio marketing”

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https://archive.is/0WLGj

the tweeted pic

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“...this is possibly the dumbest thing someone has ever said to me on here. I feel like I ought to frame it. https://t.co/yz9X35LVRb”

twitter.com

https://archive.ph/t0Ob6

Jack Saint #NotBiden on Twitter

“bob... they put review scores on the posters for the movies https://t.co/iFfou7TB1O”

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Jack Saint on Twitter: "bob... they put review scores on the posters …

archived 8 Feb 2020 22:26:55 UTC

archive.ph

 

[Rei is shit]

He googled "air force colors" to defend m'lady


NAT SOC = BAD plus word salad


But wait! Natsoc can be good?


Robert "bulling is cool" Chipman


Hell is reading movieblob tweets forever


"The People" are cruel but not our Robert! Also he retweeted some 10+ posts by this guy.


And lastly, he is still too much of a pussy to @ the object of his hate. "I'm from Bawsten we fight"

 

[King Dead]

"The People" are cruel but not our Robert! Also he retweeted some 10+ posts by this guy.
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Since I don't care to open up Blobbo's twitter feed to read the rest of this guy's ramblings, I'll just focus on the one part I can see. The reason much of the white working/middle class (nice to lump everyone together, that's not painting with an overly broad brush) doesn't care about Medicare for All isn't because of cruelty, it's because they've seen the debacle of Obamacare and said "okay, healthcare might be absurd in this country but I sure as hell don't want more of that." Has there ever been an instance of the government taking over any aspect of our day-to-day lives and making it more efficient and cheaper? I can't think of any.

Not to mention that a lot of people are familiar enough with basic economics to understand that "free healthcare" is most definitely not free. Someone's gotta pay for it, and it won't be the rich, they'll just offshore their money and keep it out of the socialists' hands. Nope, it'll overwhelmingly be the middle and working class footing the bill. Uncle Boiney's plan (or at least the latest thing he calls his plan) is to tax those who make over $29,000/year, which currently means just about everyone in this country with a full-time job. Since he's also calling for a $15 minimum wage, that would raise it from just about everyone who works a full-time job to literally everyone. And since taxes alone probably won't cover it all, that means running the deficit up even higher than it already is. And that's without even getting into the possibility of worsening care.

Many people do want changes to healthcare, but many would rather not rip out the entire system and replace it with something that hasn't been tested. I don't hate poor people or sick people, I just think that I can handle my own healthcare better than the government can, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Also, all those predominantly-black country flags (Jamaica, Haiti, Nigeria, and Trinidad and Tobago) give me the suspicion that this is some white guy LARPing as a black guy. It probably isn't, but it still has a non-zero chance of being true, which makes the tweet even funnier.

And as one final note, Blobbo will never be able to explain what the fuck a "globally-unified intellectual economy" is, and that'll never get old to me. He just conveniently forgets that a lot of muscle goes into building the things those intellectuals come up with, and you really can't do without them. Sure, he likes to masturbate over robots and automation taking over, smugly going "tick tock" any time he reads some article about the latest robotic wonder, but he'd probably not like to hear this:

I was recently given a copy of the latest edition of What Color is Your Parachute? (I'm in the "graduated college and now I can't find shit" boat and it was thought it could help, which it is to be honest), and the beginning talks about how the work landscape has changed and is changing. The author specifically addressed automation, and talks about how when he pressed experts on AI and robotics about how many jobs are likely to be replaced wholesale over the coming years, they told him probably 5%, 19% in the absolute worst case. Rather, you can expect increased integration between humans and machines, as people find themselves able to do more with mechanical or AI assistance.

Muscle and brute strength ain't going anywhere, Robert. Have fun stewing about the jocks in your basement, they'll be contributing far more to your future than you will.

 

[Bolo]

Just we are clear, by "people", Robert isn't talking about his viewers and orbiters, he is talking about youtube and lefty celebs with big subs numbers.

Lindsay and Contrapoints are not coming to your rescue Robert. Enough people don't like you, and the rest are trying their best to just ignore. Being a passive agressive bitch won't change their minds.

Tough talk Robert... Are you sure you count amongst the ones who can thrive in such enviroment?

Because I hate to say it, dumbass, that the strucutre that these evolved international humans are going to live and work on are still very much paid by a national body, so withou any border restriction or fixated source of income, it becomes harder to tax and maintain these states where the superior humans are going to achieve a warp drive of something.

Which in turn will generate heavier taxes to accommodate a surplus of people on the stablished population to keep the system working. Sure, California generates a crazy amount of money, but all the state goverment agencies and structures as so beyond fucked that it's driving people out of the state in masses because the tax system can't assimilate the international economic system made by silicon valley enterprises.

And for a guy who had to sell his PS4 to pay his credit card, not to mention that he is losing money on patreon in a steady pace... If Boston ever become this beacon of international trading center of minds, Robert would be looking for cheap apartments in the heartland...

 

[TravelPussy]

Some twitch camwhore should start a movie review thing with her cleavage sticking halfway out her shirt and call it MovieBoobs and completely drown out Bob's brand.

Better yet, a review of reviewers. Where some camwhore shits on Bob for five minutes. Preferably a troon.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He can't fight what the future will bring. The cards are already stacked against him already, and for all his squawking about the obsolete, he's already there. It must chafe his buttocks real hard that the people he hates (and yours truly) have made him obsolete and are more talented, skilled, and likable. What positive things does Bob bring to the table that is unique to him? The answer, ever obvious, is nothing.

 

[Jack Awful]

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Another instance of Rotten Tomatoes being rotten?

Spoiler: Maybe there is something rotten going on.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

NAT SOC = BAD plus word salad

Wait, if nazis were to do socialism for the benefit of rich people in white countries, why did they want to kick out the Jews?

 

[Benisbro]

Poor FlickBlob is just buttfrustrated since his flabby jowls are too enormous to pull into a smirk and so he can only be pretend-smug by tweeting twenty times a day.

My current working theory is that it’s all just excess cheek so he can stretch his mouth wide for maximum consoomption, like an obese sedentary squirrel.

 

[Jack Awful]

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Poor FlickBlob is just buttfrustrated since his flabby jowls are too enormous to pull into a smirk and so he can only be pretend-smug by tweeting twenty times a day.

My current working theory is that it’s all just excess cheek so he can stretch his mouth wide for maximum consoomption, like an obese sedentary squirrel.

True hero Bob describes his hatred of high school students.

 

[King Dead]

Man, talk about cosmic coincidences. I generally watch Toonami on Saturday nights with some friends, and tonight's episode of Dr. Stone repeated more or less exactly what I said in my last post.

Spoiler: weeb shit

Basic overview if you're unaware of the plot: some mysterious energy causes every single person in the world to be turned to stone. 3700 years later, Senku, a brilliant teenage scientist, wakes up to discover civilization is gone, but decides to rebuild it from the ground up using his scientific know-how. He enlists the help of a village of descendants of the astronauts aboard the ISS who weren't turned to stone.

Anyway, on tonight's episode, Senku is exploring a cave with Magma, the strongest guy in the village and the man Senku managed to prevent from becoming the next village chieftain. He doesn't trust science and believes that only the strong should survive, and he hates the thought that the world Senku came from was ruled by the weak.

In response, Senku tells him that wasn't what it was like at all. Smart people could come up with a lot of things, but it took raw manpower and brawn to build those scientific and technological marvels. Only by working together could modern civilization be possible.

Weeb shit aside, if a manga/anime series for kids can simply articulate this incredibly basic fact, what does it say about Bob that he can't even fathom the concept?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Poor FlickBlob is just buttfrustrated since his flabby jowls are too enormous to pull into a smirk and so he can only be pretend-smug by tweeting twenty times a day.

My current working theory is that it’s all just excess cheek so he can stretch his mouth wide for maximum consoomption, like an obese sedentary squirrel.

I like how Bob believes that it's okay to beat people up for having a smug look on their face, it's honestly not much of a mystery when people say Bob's beliefs are based on hurting people that are like his highschool "bullies"

 

[Positron]

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I presume the joke is on the word free? Studios bribe "critics" extravagantly; if Bobby hasn't been a beneficiary it's just because he's a nobody.

 

[Judge Holden]

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Just we are clear, by "people", Robert isn't talking about his viewers and orbiters, he is talking about youtube and lefty celebs with big subs numbers.

Lindsay and Contrapoints are not coming to your rescue Robert. Enough people don't like you, and the rest are trying their best to just ignore. Being a passive agressive bitch won't change their minds.

Ya know with all this high school tier bullying going on, how long do we give it before Blob starts listening to Pumped Up Kicks, looking at maps of the next VidCon venue, and doing research on whether he can get a disney branded AR-15 with an extra loose trigger guard from amazon...

 

[Neko GF]

Ya know with all this high school tier bullying going on, how long do we give it before Blob starts listening to Pumped Up Kicks, looking at maps of the next VidCon venue, and doing research on whether he can get a disney branded AR-15 with an extra loose trigger guard from amazon...
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"My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate the MidWest and the human worms feasting on it's carcass..."

 

[Bolo]

I presume the joke is on the word free? Studios bribe "critics" extravagantly; if Bobby hasn't been a beneficiary it's just because he's a nobody.

Nah dude, the most studios spend on critics is the catering they have on press screenings. Even more so because there isn't a single voice that commands the public attention, now it's all about that percentage score.

The way studios now use reviews as free marketing is for the quotes on the posters/dvd cases, and they found out a nice way to manipulate those quotes by making the movies more agreable with the politics of the people giving those scores.

That's how you elevate middle of the road trite like the Harley Quinn movie to a the talking point of the week by making it a "feminist"movie.

And to be fair, I think the actors, directors and the creative people involved in these movies may believe that they are doing good by making a movie with a progressive message, good intentions and all that.

BUT! the way these movies are being sold and advertised and using review quotes that are fawning over blatant mediocrity being elevated because a simplistic message of "girl power" was latched onto it, yeah that is cynical as fuck, and people like Robert play to this system with the gusto of a whore sucking on a dick.

And so these critics play into the studio system, giving the studios their desired press with minimal effort on production and for free.

 

[Judge Holden]

"My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going. I just fucking hate the MidWest and the human worms feasting on it's carcass..."

Unironically this is more restrained and dignified than the actual shit this hamburglar says about people who dont live in cities

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Man, talk about cosmic coincidences. I generally watch Toonami on Saturday nights with some friends, and tonight's episode of Dr. Stone repeated more or less exactly what I said in my last post.

Spoiler: weeb shit

Basic overview if you're unaware of the plot: some mysterious energy causes every single person in the world to be turned to stone. 3700 years later, Senku, a brilliant teenage scientist, wakes up to discover civilization is gone, but decides to rebuild it from the ground up using his scientific know-how. He enlists the help of a village of descendants of the astronauts aboard the ISS who weren't turned to stone.

Anyway, on tonight's episode, Senku is exploring a cave with Magma, the strongest guy in the village and the man Senku managed to prevent from becoming the next village chieftain. He doesn't trust science and believes that only the strong should survive, and he hates the thought that the world Senku came from was ruled by the weak.

In response, Senku tells him that wasn't what it was like at all. Smart people could come up with a lot of things, but it took raw manpower and brawn to build those scientific and technological marvels. Only by working together could modern civilization be possible.

Weeb shit aside, if a manga/anime series for kids can simply articulate this incredibly basic fact, what does it say about Bob that he can't even fathom the concept?

Bob's response would just be: An anime? Go back loli lover or something like that