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MediocreMilt said:
"I've been living alone for 5 years." (been in a relationship with Shoe since about 2015)
"should I just marry that American chick" (who I proposed to two years ago)
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“Right now my favorite place on the planet is Colorado. I have no idea why, but I am absolutely drawn there. But I don't know if that's a future-goal, or if I should just marry that American chick and just move there, or if it's smarter to stay where there is healthcare.”
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It's like the humble-brag version of dragging your own fiancee on social media.
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"Man, I'm so torn between moving to the US or staying here. On one hand, I love Colorado, all my friends are in America and I'd be with June, on the other hand, I'd be with June. Geez, spending 24/7 with fucking June. Can you imagine? Uh... I mean healthcare! Yeah, no universal healthcare in America! That's what I meant."
 
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MediocreMilt said:
"I've been living alone for 5 years." (been in a relationship with Shoe since about 2015)
"should I just marry that American chick" (who I proposed to two years ago)
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Skepticᵀᴹ on Twitter

“Right now my favorite place on the planet is Colorado. I have no idea why, but I am absolutely drawn there. But I don't know if that's a future-goal, or if I should just marry that American chick and just move there, or if it's smarter to stay where there is healthcare.”
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It's like the humble-brag version of dragging your own fiancee on social media.
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Greg is such an asshole, its hard for me to tell who is worse him or June. I am leaning more so that Greg is worse with these tweets. If June becomes an Antifa. member that could give her the edge in awfulness. What a couple of losers they both are.
 
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OriginalUsernameHere said:
Greg is such an asshole, its hard for me to tell who is worse him or June. I am leaning more so that Greg is worse with these tweets. If June becomes an Antifa. member that could give her the edge in awfulness. What a couple of losers they both are.
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June could never become Antifa. Those are the people who think she's e-girl Hitler.

She's just like a lot of Bernie bros who have a romanticized view of popular revolution and "taking it to the streets" but will never actually do anything because they're terrified of actual IRL confrontation.

One nice thing I'll say about the Bernie bro wannabe revolutionaries is that a lot of them seem to have a somewhat better view of who the real enemies of the public are than Antifa, who think the Proud Boys represent some kind of imminent threat of genocide and won't toss more than a half-assed rude word at any Democratic power brokers. Of course with Antifa it's difficult to tell how much of their own bullshit they actually believe and how much is just a front for manipulating idiots.
 
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MediocreMilt said:
"I've been living alone for 5 years." (been in a relationship with Shoe since about 2015)
"should I just marry that American chick" (who I proposed to two years ago)
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Skepticᵀᴹ on Twitter

“Right now my favorite place on the planet is Colorado. I have no idea why, but I am absolutely drawn there. But I don't know if that's a future-goal, or if I should just marry that American chick and just move there, or if it's smarter to stay where there is healthcare.”
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It's like the humble-brag version of dragging your own fiancee on social media.
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He sounds like a fat male version of twitch streamer alinity. "I just married some American chick to come to America haaaahaaaa can we strike Matt jarbo??? Heyyyy can we strike Matt jarbo??"

Even if he sounds like a complete piece of shit, i can't feel bad for ShinyScalpOnHead she just want's to stay a cucked bernout.
 
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"guys, tell me what I should do next... what... you saying I should talk with her? Nah, she'll just do whatever I like, it's not that I care about her feelings."

wanna bet that, if Greg moves to Colorado, Shoe won't move with him?

June, seriously, take the fucking hint! He doesn't want to be with you. Otherwise, he would be moving TO YOUR OWN TOWN/CITY/WHATEVER. Even if he doesn't like it, he would do it FOR YOU. You aren't worthy going to USA for him, Colorado is. He'd be moving to USA not for you, but for other reasons before you. We know you read here, so wake the fuck up, you moron.
 
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a_lurker said:
I wonder if "no universal healthcare" is the bs excuse he's giving for not moving to the US, and thats why sh0e is all about bernie because she hopes bernie will distribute gibs and then greg finally come to live in the US with her.
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So, Shoe's love life depends on whether Bernie wins or not? Her wedding to Greg will only happen if, erm, let me google this shit... 156 million people vote for the same person?

Right.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
So, Shoe's love life depends on whether Bernie wins or not? Her wedding to Greg will only happen if, erm, let me google this shit... 156 million people vote for the same person?

Right.
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Maybe Bernie's eventual loss will be the breaking point for June and the self induced mental duress will give her a moment of clarity and ditch Greg
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
So, Shoe's love life depends on whether Bernie wins or not? Her wedding to Greg will only happen if, erm, let me google this shit... 156 million people vote for the same person?

Right.
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That was just the best plausible excuse he could find. If Bernie wins (unlikely), Greg is going to have a moment of panic as he searches for another excuse before dragging his feet on the move until June gives up and everyone else forgets.

StarkRavingMad said:
Another winner from Greg's Twitter today:

"I like women a lot more than men

but I treat women with much less respect, for appearances"

https://archive.ph/D0l8a

I got nothing at this point. lol. Jesus Christ.
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Frank Caliendo once described George Dubya Bush as having "truthful tourettes" during a standup special. I think Greg has something similar going on with his Twitter.
 
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