Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

He banned them in a drunken tard rage but they'd always be unbanned and he was a complete cuck who would never actually make them stick.
FAG MODS: "Oh Jeeze, I'm 100% sure that Lowtax didn't mean to ban these incredible fat screaming faggots, just for calling him a exceptional piece of shit straight to his face for not doing exactly what they wanted him to do immediately. I'll just go ahead and unban them and then see if I can't educate Lowtax about why he's actually the nigger here."

No no no. That's not how it went down.

Lowtax unbanned them PERSONALLY. After a few got banned for screeching at him they continued to screech at him for "Not taking control of the forums" and literally the second he did what they wanted they all told him to fuck off back to his cuck shack and he went with tail between his legs.
 
From a psychological standpoint it's legitimately fascinating to me, having been around SA since ~2005 and seeing how brutal and "lol bye fag" LowT has been to literally every conceivable person who has dared cross him. But somehow, a bunch of chicks with dicks come along and begin shrieking YOU BANNED MY TRANS FRIEND AND HIS TRANS WIFE!?!!? suddenly makes him literally start groveling and simpering before their insatiable feet? What the FUCK happened lol!?

He didn't do this for the poor liberals, he didn't do this for the poor queer faggy people, he didn't do this for anyone. I guess I'm struggling to understand how he went from "LOL MOD SASS IM BANNING U BYE" to "OH GOD IM SO SORRY IM SO SORRY GUYS GALS PLEASE LET ME PROSTRATE MYSELF BEFORE YOU
 
From a psychological standpoint it's legitimately fascinating to me, having been around SA since ~2005 and seeing how brutal and "lol bye fag" LowT has been to literally every conceivable person who has dared cross him. But somehow, a bunch of chicks with dicks come along and begin shrieking YOU BANNED MY TRANS FRIEND AND HIS TRANS WIFE!‽‽ suddenly makes him literally start groveling and simpering before their insatiable feet? What the FUCK happened lol!?

He didn't do this for the poor liberals, he didn't do this for the poor queer faggy people, he didn't do this for anyone. I guess I'm struggling to understand how he went from "LOL MOD SASS IM BANNING U BYE" to "OH GOD IM SO SORRY IM SO SORRY GUYS GALS PLEASE LET ME PROSTRATE MYSELF BEFORE YOU

He admitted to jacking it to trannyporn, so I'm guessing that's the solution to the mystery.
 
I guess the next obvious question is, why the SA forums. The fag/queers have an endless ocean of internet meeting places (better if you account for woke co-ownership) so why did the pick the forums to nest, infect and spread their stuff.
 
I guess the next obvious question is, why the SA forums. The fag/queers have an endless ocean of internet meeting places (better if you account for woke co-ownership) so why did the pick the forums to nest, infect and spread their stuff.
Many who remain there were just goons before they took to the titty-skittles and finding other places would take a modicum of effort.
 
TGRS seems pretty much dead now that the loony troon crew doesn't get to have complete control over it.

It ends with not a bang, but a whimper.

Koalas March is back, approximately 10 minutes after her probation ended. She needed a break ignore that she was constantly f5ing anyways.
 
I love how when presented with an official written report from law enforcement, goons still act like boot licking spazzes and the ones with half a brain have to fly under the radar to avoid the mods.


jfc
Because most goons are the kinds of retards who would still keep up their dumb smarmy sarcastic personalities in court a lá Gawker.
 
Because most goons are the kinds of exceptional individuals who would still keep up their dumb smarmy sarcastic personalities in court a lá Gawker.

And then be shocked, much like Gawker, that the jury full of people dragged away from their real jobs at huge personal cost to watch mongoloids sit and sneer at them in court, after watching their smug assholery, decide to fuck them as hard as legally possible.
 
The reason SA is so overrun with fat faggots playing pretty princess dress-up is because these losers have always been there, in the background, posting whitenoise that nobody cared to read or quote. These are the dregs of the forums that have never rocked the boat to get banned or even noticed and as time went by and all the funny posters got chased out, they became the new normal. All these boring assholes with nothing to offer are now running the show because one day the brainworms started spreading and it was decided that bolt-on tits and hatchet wound cunts were the new rage.
 
I'm willing to bet that there is a high correlation between a history of repression and self-censorship that eventually leads to autogynophilia. So the same sort of thing that would prevent someone from posting freely and honestly would prevent them lusting after the objects of their desire to the point where they have to imagine themselves as the objects of their desire in order to give themselves permission to have such dirty thoughts.
 
I'm willing to bet that there is a high correlation between a history of repression and self-censorship that eventually leads to autogynophilia. So the same sort of thing that would prevent someone from posting freely and honestly would prevent them lusting after the objects of their desire to the point where they have to imagine themselves as the objects of their desire in order to give themselves permission to have such dirty thoughts.
That or they just sucked so hard at life they needed to start going for the gold in the oppression olympics to be able to pretend like they accomplished anything worthwhile since they lacked the gumption to either fix their shit or self inject with a grain powered substance
 
From a psychological standpoint it's legitimately fascinating to me, having been around SA since ~2005 and seeing how brutal and "lol bye fag" LowT has been to literally every conceivable person who has dared cross him. But somehow, a bunch of chicks with dicks come along and begin shrieking YOU BANNED MY TRANS FRIEND AND HIS TRANS WIFE!‽‽ suddenly makes him literally start groveling and simpering before their insatiable feet? What the FUCK happened lol!?

He didn't do this for the poor liberals, he didn't do this for the poor queer faggy people, he didn't do this for anyone. I guess I'm struggling to understand how he went from "LOL MOD SASS IM BANNING U BYE" to "OH GOD IM SO SORRY IM SO SORRY GUYS GALS PLEASE LET ME PROSTRATE MYSELF BEFORE YOU

Lowtax is the same person now (2020) as he was then (2005) - but he's in a vastly different situation.

Lowtax (2005) - Has a website that generates roughly and easily, $50,000 a month or $600,000 a year. User numbers are through the roof and nearly all of his content is generated for free. Lowtax during this time is considered to be an internet pioneer for making SA so profitable (ads, pay for posting, merch, etc) and is not widely regarded as a tremendous piece of shit. He has wasteful spending habits (mansion, sports car) but no massive liabilities. Any specific user's spending (~$10/month) means literally nothing to Lowtax and is a drop in the bucket.

Lowtax (2020) - Has a website that (roughly) generates $200 - $4000/month in profit, or roughly, at best, about 10% of what he was making a decade and a half ago. User numbers have been completely depleted as SA mismanagement has driven users to Reddit, Twitter, Youtube, and of course Kiwi Farms. Lowtax has also shredded his reputation as internet pioneer as he now is consistently late in coming to market with new ideas and is generally regarded as extremely unpleasant to deal with in any significant way.

Lowtax, despite owning a website that has likely generated several million dollars over it's lifetime - has apparently saved none of it. He still has horrendous spending habits, but generates much less income on top of the following.
- He has an ex-wife and two kids that apparently don't want anything to do with him (Alimony and Child Support)
- He was hospitalized for having a bad spine and had to crowdfund the cost, repeatedly.
- He apparently, despite there being a time where he made millions, never dealt much with taxes and as a result owes huge amounts of back taxes. This doesn't happen if you have a tax guy.

This forced Lowtax to go, hat-in-hand to his users, and start a Patreon page - where he currently collects ~$9,000 each and every month. His business model is no longer a business model, he's basically living on donations at this point - hence the major shift in his attitude, the users now hold much more power over him than they did years ago. Lowtax knows this - it's only going to get worse as he's working on his second divorce and third child support payment.

It happened in stages - it wasn't just 2005 and 2020, but every chance Lowtax got to do something smart/correct, he chose the opposite. Primarily, the #1 thing that did him in was just assuming that Something Awful would just run itself, for free, forever. Lowtax for some reason hated doing anything that resembled work but was also too cheap to hire a Webmaster/Manager for Something Awful when he had people (like Fragmaster) who could have done it for him. Lowtax was so lazy that even when SA was making $600,000/year all people could think was "how much more could this make if there wasn't an absolute pile of shit running this website?".
 
It was also hitting it big so young with just about the first major project he ever did on his own. When you're 22 with a 100% success rate for your ideas, you begin to think that all your ideas are infallible, not because they are good ideas but because they are YOUR ideas. Because of this, you get a huge ego, an inability to work with anyone else, and a complete refusal to change anything about how you work or interact with people. Anything that goes wrong is someone else's fault - of course it is, because your ideas are perfect and if they fail it is because they have been polluted by lesser beings than yourself.

Most people enter the workforce as arrogant, immature teenagers or college grads, then get their asses handed to them and have to grow up very quickly. They learn that success requires an ability to co-operate with other people, to question your own ideas, to realise that you are extremely fallible, and that you need to learn from your mistakes or else repeat them. Most billionaires or other people with long-term track records of repeated success in their chosen field have a lot of failures in their past that they learned from to get things right. If you hit it big very early on before you have had to learn any of these lessons, you won't learn them at all, you'll never mature and you'll slowly decline.

That does not only describe Lowtax, it also describes other washed up former prodigies like Doug Walker, Notch, DSP and Spoony. In fact I've said elsewhere that Spoony is like Lowtax on fast-forward. To see where Lowtax is heading, watch Spoony.
 
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