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Peetz punctuating an impotent tirade with Marvel superhero reaction images is killing me. Not in the "oh God my sides" way, mind you. More like "I cringed so hard I slipped a disk."
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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Pout*s*ine
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Oh, to be a cockroach on the wall of Bibi's apartment, right now.
She will make his life a living hell until she finally moves out. He will rue the day he decided to be the bigger person (figuratively, because literally would be quite a feat) and let her move out on her own timeframe.
Here come the non-stop mookbongs without any consideration for his sleep, farts galore, unwashed dishes, unwashed ass...oh, wait, she's been doing it for the last 3 years.
No wonder he kicked her mishappen ass out, tee-hee.
She will make his life a living hell until she finally moves out. He will rue the day he decided to be the bigger person (figuratively, because literally would be quite a feat) and let her move out on her own timeframe.
Here come the non-stop mookbongs without any consideration for his sleep, farts galore, unwashed dishes, unwashed ass...oh, wait, she's been doing it for the last 3 years.
No wonder he kicked her mishappen ass out, tee-hee.
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Welp, now we know that Peetz is on board with the cohabitation plan. Time to smother mom in her sleep so Chantal will have a bed when she moves in.
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So, Peetz will find it "easier to focus on [his] mental health" whilst living with Chantal, will he? 
She is wringing this breakup dry like a skanky old washcloth. But! If this means a gradual transition back into fast food, I will patiently watch and listen to all of this nonsense. It starts with supermarket sushi...moves into homemade ham-and-cheese sandwiches with no napkins to be seen...will perhaps graduate to some kind of sloppy takeout sandwich, or another "salad' full of meat, cheese, and ranch...and the next thing we know, the entire McDonald's menu is laid out before her in homage to her legendary October 5, 2019 feast, under the guise of breakup and moving-out stress.
C'mon, Chantal--drown those sorrows, even though you and Bibi haven't been a real couple in months and months! Just as the hummingbird is forever drawn to the nectar of the fragrant blossoms surrounding it, the Colonel, King, and Clown beckon with crooked fingers, their wares eternally available for your consumption during This Trying Time!
She is wringing this breakup dry like a skanky old washcloth. But! If this means a gradual transition back into fast food, I will patiently watch and listen to all of this nonsense. It starts with supermarket sushi...moves into homemade ham-and-cheese sandwiches with no napkins to be seen...will perhaps graduate to some kind of sloppy takeout sandwich, or another "salad' full of meat, cheese, and ranch...and the next thing we know, the entire McDonald's menu is laid out before her in homage to her legendary October 5, 2019 feast, under the guise of breakup and moving-out stress.
C'mon, Chantal--drown those sorrows, even though you and Bibi haven't been a real couple in months and months! Just as the hummingbird is forever drawn to the nectar of the fragrant blossoms surrounding it, the Colonel, King, and Clown beckon with crooked fingers, their wares eternally available for your consumption during This Trying Time!
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Change of scenery usually does most people good. I'm sure that's what Chantal and Peetz are looking forward to. That said, Peetz has no idea the depths of Chantal's depravity with food these days. Until he's seen the binge monster striking at 3AM and wakes up to a pile of roach infested arby's wrappers he hasn't seen much. We'll see how it goes. Good viewing for Kiwis surely.
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I mean, Peetz and Chantal pretty much hate one another, but they do get along in their own little way. At the very least, they can stand to be around one another. Must be nice to have someone who you can be, in Chantal’s words, “weird” around.
I tip a goblet of gravy your way and am hoping for the best.
I tip a goblet of gravy your way and am hoping for the best.
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Peetz saying he has less patience for drama than chantal isn't really setting a very high bar. Chantal thrives on drama.
I guess in the end it makes sense - Peetz is also a dumb drama whore. On Program Situation never mentioned or @'ed peetz twitter. Peetz was only alerted by a bump in followers, so he chose to look into it himself and rant on his own twitter about drama, and then find On Program Situations tweet and respond there unsolicited.
I guess in the end it makes sense - Peetz is also a dumb drama whore. On Program Situation never mentioned or @'ed peetz twitter. Peetz was only alerted by a bump in followers, so he chose to look into it himself and rant on his own twitter about drama, and then find On Program Situations tweet and respond there unsolicited.
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It's amusing to hear Chantal talk about what a drag it's going to be to find a new boyfriend. Not because it'll be hard for her because of her weight, age and looks, because she dreads to work she'll have to put into find someone. It really shines a bright light on how delusional she is to think that anyone will want to date an unattractive, aging, (super?) morbidly obese bitch, with a nasty attitude to boot.
I know there are desperate men out there but I don't even think she could get laid if she wanted to, let alone find someone who wants to put up with weird cat talk, unemployment, manic binges, etc. She's lucky she got manlet Malan when she did, 8 years ago.
Did anyone else see when she shoved her index fingers into the corner of her eyes, then dragged her fingers out under her eyes? That looked painful and bizarre.. I guess her non-waterproof mascara wasn't flowing down her fat face as quickly as she wanted it to.
I know there are desperate men out there but I don't even think she could get laid if she wanted to, let alone find someone who wants to put up with weird cat talk, unemployment, manic binges, etc. She's lucky she got manlet Malan when she did, 8 years ago.
Did anyone else see when she shoved her index fingers into the corner of her eyes, then dragged her fingers out under her eyes? That looked painful and bizarre.. I guess her non-waterproof mascara wasn't flowing down her fat face as quickly as she wanted it to.
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The only hope Chantal has of ever having a boyfriend again is either Peetz or some sick fucking fat fetish, feeder guy. End of story. It really is hilarious that she seems to think otherwise.
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Still less work than being a productive and taxpaying member of society who can support herself and afford her own god damn apartment, though.
Thank god for Peetz so she doesn't have to bother doing either.
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So Peetz actually has a job? Because I can't for the life of me remember what it is---assuming it was ever mentioned. Peetz is just so. . .Peetz that I was thinking he was on the dole.
Although it goes without saying, I'm still going to state this for the record---even ignoring the fact that it's Chantal, moving in with an ex is a really bad idea.
Although it goes without saying, I'm still going to state this for the record---even ignoring the fact that it's Chantal, moving in with an ex is a really bad idea.
mogmogdog
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He worked in a call center if I remember correctly.
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wonder if she'll pull an amberlynn and get drunk and cry on valentine's day post-breakup
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Peetz to Chantal is just like Becky to ALR; both are spineless, hang around with a beast of their choice tolerating the snaps and snarls when they fuck up an errand and are happy to see these beasts gorge themselves to death on the Internet.
Triggured
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We know this is going to open all her mukbang videos up for a lie fest of new lover stories and hook ups. Chantal at the front stage and center of men's wicked desires. But because she has so many fucked up body fluid fetishes, shit is going to be in every single story.
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I kind of hope she signs up for Tinder.
SituationTypeThing
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There's always the 90 day fiance route. I'm sure she'd love to be on reality teevee going to meet the man eager enough to come to north america that he'd marry her. I don't know how it would work with that show and her being Canadian, but they've had a Canadian on before. Nearly every westerner/sponsor part of the relationship is either dumb as rocks, fat, otherwise unappealing, poor and generally desperate for love that they can't find w/o exploiting someone's desperation to get out of their country.
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Several people have mentioned that Chantal might end back home with her mother and sister. Does her sister live at home with her parents? I thought Natalie had moved out with her boyfriend but I don't know why I think that. Does anyone know for sure? I do not wish a Chantal on anyone but it might be funny if she had to share a roof with the little sister she bullied and abused. That little sister now has a job, a boyfriend, real friends, and while she's not Aphrodite or an IG fitness queen, she deadlifts and could knock Chantal into next week if she had to.
My only concern for anyone in that apartment focuses on the cats. Chantal has never put any money or effort into them. Anyplace she goes will have shredded furniture and carpet in short order because she does not clip their claws or use claw caps on them. There is a certain level of grossness living with cats that is inescapable - for everyone who brags about how their cats never get on the tables because they've been trained should set up cameras and test their theories because I guarantee the fuckers are all over the kitchen countertops and sleeping in the fruit bowl when they know you aren't there. You have to expect stuff like that and be super clean and vigilant, especially around the kitchen. But Chantal's cats are used to literally destroying furniture, jumping up onto the tables immediately after using the litter box and getting bits of Chantal's food, and other things people who do not lurve and baby the cats will find intolerable. If something happens and Peetz doesn't move in with her as they are both claiming he will, those cats may be in for a rough time because her step-father is not going to put up with her cats wrecking his home and waving their litter dust covered tails under his nose as he tries to eat.
My only concern for anyone in that apartment focuses on the cats. Chantal has never put any money or effort into them. Anyplace she goes will have shredded furniture and carpet in short order because she does not clip their claws or use claw caps on them. There is a certain level of grossness living with cats that is inescapable - for everyone who brags about how their cats never get on the tables because they've been trained should set up cameras and test their theories because I guarantee the fuckers are all over the kitchen countertops and sleeping in the fruit bowl when they know you aren't there. You have to expect stuff like that and be super clean and vigilant, especially around the kitchen. But Chantal's cats are used to literally destroying furniture, jumping up onto the tables immediately after using the litter box and getting bits of Chantal's food, and other things people who do not lurve and baby the cats will find intolerable. If something happens and Peetz doesn't move in with her as they are both claiming he will, those cats may be in for a rough time because her step-father is not going to put up with her cats wrecking his home and waving their litter dust covered tails under his nose as he tries to eat.
Christ, he's a moron. Absolutely fucking stupid. Yeah pal, having Chantal destroying your bathroom and eating you into penury will definitely be a boon to your mental health.
With the possible exception of the blood clots, all of Chantal's ER visits were performances. I tend to think they were done in an attempt to force Bibi to worry about her. He's been checked out since she began posting to YouTube. I suspect every ER visit was a way to force him to pay attention to her while hoping that the idea of her as a frail, sick woman would reduce his disgust for all her gorging. Instead he was probably thinking that every time Uber eats came to the door there was a 50-50 chance she would get a gas pain she'd force him to help her deal with.
chantalisfat
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I was fairly sure Nat lived with her bf too, but have no proof.
James doesn't live with his mom. He used to, in Cornwall, where they grew up and where Mama Chantal lives. Chantal helped him move, remember? He moved up closer to Chantal for a new job or to be closer to his job. He doesn't live on his own now, though. Chantal mentioned him needing to move again, and someone brought up him not getting along with his current roommate a few posts back. If he's not getting along with his current roommate, it makes sense that he thinks his mental health will improve with Chinny.
I think it's hilarious that he's interacting with people regarding Chantal on Twitter. I wonder if he'll continue to do so. He seems pretty easy to bait.
Also, remember that he and Jabba lived together for seven(?) years. She claims to have gained 100 pounds with James, and maintained that for the majority of the time. They worked together for at least part of that time too, so she didn't have the luxury of the opposite schedule like she did with Malan. I'm pretty sure he knows how much she eats.
Imagine a life where living with Chantal would be an improvement for your mental health.
James doesn't live with his mom. He used to, in Cornwall, where they grew up and where Mama Chantal lives. Chantal helped him move, remember? He moved up closer to Chantal for a new job or to be closer to his job. He doesn't live on his own now, though. Chantal mentioned him needing to move again, and someone brought up him not getting along with his current roommate a few posts back. If he's not getting along with his current roommate, it makes sense that he thinks his mental health will improve with Chinny.
I think it's hilarious that he's interacting with people regarding Chantal on Twitter. I wonder if he'll continue to do so. He seems pretty easy to bait.
Also, remember that he and Jabba lived together for seven(?) years. She claims to have gained 100 pounds with James, and maintained that for the majority of the time. They worked together for at least part of that time too, so she didn't have the luxury of the opposite schedule like she did with Malan. I'm pretty sure he knows how much she eats.
Imagine a life where living with Chantal would be an improvement for your mental health.