ILoveMylarBalloons
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yes! popping should be illegal! I also hate sharp objects.
Lolcow MylarBalloonFan / ILoveMylarBalloons / Sam "Sammy" Petersen - metallic balloon fetishist, 90s fanatic, bratz enthusiast, cooldudeclem's friend from Denmark
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ILoveMylarBalloons
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I love Mylar Balloons! I hate sharp objects! it hurts my feeling when people pops sexy mylar balloons and they should go in jail for it... I don't care if you all think it sounds freaky but mylar balloons are too sexy to be destoryed! ban sharp objects and poppers. I am also against environmentalists, they way boring and way too natural and organic for me. I love plastic. anyway whats so good about sharp things all they do is killing sexy mylar balloons and damages your funintures and dvds and cds etc..
ILoveMylarBalloons
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theres nothing wrong with making love to mylar balloons. NT's just don't understand my feelings.
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Sure but you aren't supposed to talk about weird sex shit with people other than your partner. That's private shit, thus lolcow.
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Barbie is now a canopy researcher.
Like I said, the Bratz should expand their academic interest beyond fashion design.
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Speaking of fashion, I wished Bratz passion for fashion rubbed off onto Sammy. Pedo glasses are so late 2000s.
Like I said, the Bratz should expand their academic interest beyond fashion design.
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Mylar if you're reading this, people here would be a lot nicer to you if you didn't hate on things other people like.
Just because I don't like Pepsi doesn't mean I hate everyone who drinks it or make videos of myself smashing Pepsi or whatever.
Like whatever makes you happy but realize everyone is different. Just like you get mad when people make fun of Bratz, other people get mad when you say you want to kill Jeremy Clarkson or whatever.
Just because I don't like Pepsi doesn't mean I hate everyone who drinks it or make videos of myself smashing Pepsi or whatever.
Like whatever makes you happy but realize everyone is different. Just like you get mad when people make fun of Bratz, other people get mad when you say you want to kill Jeremy Clarkson or whatever.
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They did, it just wasn't as popular as the fashion ones. The only thing (IMO) that they could get ahead of Barbie was being on top of the fashion trends, like their Tokyo A Go-Go line.
If any line of Bratz should be shunned, it's their Babyz line. It's just... Wrong.
Jozef
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They did, it just wasn't as popular as the fashion ones. The only thing (IMO) that they could get ahead of Barbie was being on top of the fashion trends, like their Tokyo A Go-Go line.
If any line of Bratz should be shunned, it's their Babyz line. It's just... Wrong.
It's a baby dressed like a whore! It's like the creator was testing to see what outrageous thing he could get away with!
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How is sex with Mylar Ballons? Is there differences between different shapes? How do you make love to a mylar balloon? I'm serious about the questions Sam.
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Doesn't the mylar chafe when you make love to it?
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Hey Mylar, remember smashing those reel to reel tapes? Well, I did some research, and it turns out a lot of tape contains Mylar (PET) as a plastic backing. In other words, you smashed something that contained Mylar in it...
In case you do not believe me:
In case you do not believe me:
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What are you talking about? We spawned Robert Smith and
Also if you killed Jeremy Clarkson he'd get more attention.
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What are you talking about? We spawned Robert Smith and@CWCisseyMorrissey, fathers of sad white teenager music.
Also if you killed Jeremy Clarkson he'd get more attention.
Ian Curtis too.
There's also the fact that a lot of, if not all EDM music was inspired by the stuff going on in Manchester in the 80's (look at The Stone Roses, New Order, Happy Mondays) , the punk movement also really took off and matured in Europe.
Mylar keeps his mouth in his backside Wolfbabies, and he's using it daily.
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I had a balloon molester in highschool. He'd come in with a balloon down his underwear and would walk around school like that until it popped. Even in class. He'd make weird noises and faces too as he walked around with them in his pants.
I just don't understand balloon molesters. @ILoveMylarBalloons you ever do stuff like that? Your balloon stuff in public places? If so.... Why?
I just don't understand balloon molesters. @ILoveMylarBalloons you ever do stuff like that? Your balloon stuff in public places? If so.... Why?
creamyfanta
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I tried to explain mylar balloon fan to my friend. She had a lot of trouble understanding that there were different types of balloons.
But she did sympathize with mylar's hatred of balloon popping.
Mylar does it hurt you to know that to most people all balloons are created equal?
I wonder if he's into inflation porn.
But she did sympathize with mylar's hatred of balloon popping.
Mylar does it hurt you to know that to most people all balloons are created equal?
I wonder if he's into inflation porn.
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@ILoveMylarBalloons , I'm genuinely not here to hate on you, I'm just curious as to the rationale behind your thoughts.
What do you reckon to Nos balloons - i.e. the act of filling balloons (any balloon, Mylar, latex, plastic, whatever) with nitrous oxide and sucking it in and out? No popping ensues (unless you try and discharge multiple nitrous canisters into the same balloon), although the empty balloon is either discarded or re-used for the same purpose.
Do you experience any sort of sexual attraction towards humans? Do you enjoy inflation/human balloon fetish material that involves humans?
What about Kiwi Farmers like me who bear no ill will toward you - just curiosity?
What do you reckon to Nos balloons - i.e. the act of filling balloons (any balloon, Mylar, latex, plastic, whatever) with nitrous oxide and sucking it in and out? No popping ensues (unless you try and discharge multiple nitrous canisters into the same balloon), although the empty balloon is either discarded or re-used for the same purpose.
Do you experience any sort of sexual attraction towards humans? Do you enjoy inflation/human balloon fetish material that involves humans?
What about Kiwi Farmers like me who bear no ill will toward you - just curiosity?
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I think he has said not liking the feeling of being touched by human skin, and only that of Mylar balloons. So I do not think he is into actual humans, though he did state Bratz-looking girls kissing Mylar balloons would be interesting, though again no mention of interaction with them. And I never thought I'd write anything like that.