DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Forbidden Math]

Yea, but you can play every single pc hame with a pad.

Not only that but you can actually use better controllers too, for example the steam controller and it's aforementioned great gyro. Hell you can even use the DS4's gyro in games that can't on an actual PS4. Only problem is Phil is exceptional so all of these features might as well be advanced calculus for how well he understands them as well as his general motivation to learn.

Phil is a fucking boomer in every way except his age. I'm surprised he can work a smartphone.

 

[Frogga]

Edit: Oooh, and some subtle hinting that he'd "like to see the $10 tip animation". Which he could show off at any time with the StreamLabs test.

Then a $10 tip did come in, but he missed seeing the animation

 

[actually]

Then a $10 tip did come in, but he missed seeing the animation

Naturally.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

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YO what the fuck is up with those eyebrows in that gif?!?! Nigga be nutz.

 

[Drowningman]

If DSP could make money streaming his bankruptcy hearing,You know he would try.........and fail.

 

[kamekmagik]

I just have to point out what basic bitch taste this cunt has. She's like a weird consumer zombie. Skyrim, overwatch, thr mobile version of a basically zero content game...

No wonder she's a good match for him, she manages to have more shit taste than he does in games.

(forgive me I'm a few pages behind)

I've said this multiple times. I'm not one to gatekeep at all, but dsp sold her as some gamer girl yet she pretty much just plays Skyrim and Overwatch. How fucking boring is that? I think she also tried and quit Persona 4 and said it was "archaic". But then again her whole personality is dry as dirt.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

(forgive me I'm a few pages behind)

I've said this multiple times. I'm not one to gatekeep at all, but dsp sold her as some gamer girl yet she pretty much just plays Skyrim and Overwatch. How fucking boring is that? I think she also tried and quit Persona 4 and said it was "archaic". But then again her whole personality is dry as dirt.

DSP would you tell you going Bankrupt was cool and exclusive if he thought it would make his fans like him more, or give him more money.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

DSP would you tell you going Bankrupt was cool and exclusive if he thought it would make his fans like him more, or give him more money.

Phils mentality is like that if deniros character in Mean Streets who was a degenerate gambler who had a rep of never paying his loans back but saw it as a something to be proud about because it showed how stupid the loan sharks were for lending to him in the first place.

 

[tzgnilki]

DSP would you tell you going Bankrupt was cool and exclusive if he thought it would make his fans like him more, or give him more money.

dsp will claim to be the first person who has gone bankrupt and coined that specific term, just like let's plays, play-throughs & variety streaming

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

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It’s actually wild how much he’s updated his stream this week. It’s even more wild because you know it wasn’t his idea, one of his dumbass mods has probably been watching tevin streams and finally had enough of him mocking dark every time someone resubs for 90 months and gets the same animation as a new sub, so they wasted their time and probably begged phil to finally do this shit promising more bucks would Role in.

Or darks been watching tevins stream and he’s been begging his mods for months to make him new animations and emotes for free and one of them finally caved, but I’d guess the former

 

[tzgnilki]

It’s actually wild how much he’s updated his stream this week. It’s even more wild because you know it wasn’t his idea, one of his dumbass mods has probably been watching tevin streams and finally had enough of him mocking dark every time someone resubs for 90 months and gets the same animation as a new sub, so they wasted their time and probably begged phil to finally do this shit promising more bucks would Role in.

Or darks been watching tevins stream and he’s been begging his mods for months to make him new animations and emotes for free and one of them finally caved, but I’d guess the former

it has been quite entertaining to see him squirm, trying to come up with "new ideas" that near any streamer has been using for years already

when he first announced animations, it was as if he had invented the idea

I think the sudden desperation to upgrade his stream has a little bit to do with the bankruptcy meme, but I wanna say it has more to do with khet, and who she makes him watch

 

[N0thingICanDo]

well so much for the 44 years old Papavera, he'll have to keep hoping because he cant wait to hold the pig's hoof already

Also who would've thought Papavera follows Titty Streamers that pretends to be gamer, who also said Tips are not mandatory but appreciated, who has a wishlist for the paypigs, sounds familiar?

*Snooooooort*

 

[Wing Zero]

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I know at this point he deserves to be used like the wheelchair he is but shit like this just irks me so goddamn hard.

Papa, Phil is never gonna learn cause he doesn't want to or need to. He doesn't give a shit about Minecraft. He only keeps playing it cause you keep handholding him while giving him money for it. People have told you this countless times and yet you continue to ignore it cause somehow even at the age of 44 you're a fucking idiot who can't see the obvious. Stop wasting your time and money on somebody who's gonna throw you under the bus once you get tired of paying to do all his work. All you're doing is further guaranteeing that once that does happen, every detractor is gonna laugh at you like the dumbass you are, myself included.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I know at this point he deserves to be used like the wheelchair he is but shit like this just irks me so goddamn hard.

Papa, Phil is never gonna learn cause he doesn't want to or need to. He doesn't give a shit about Minecraft. He only keeps playing it cause you keep handholding him while giving him money for it. People have told you this countless times and yet you continue to ignore it cause somehow even at the age of 44 you're a fucking idiot who can't see the obvious. Stop wasting your time and money on somebody who's gonna throw you under the bus once you get tired of paying to do all his work. All you're doing is further guaranteeing that once that does happen, every detractor is gonna laugh at you like the dumbass you are, myself included.

This is something I've been wondering about since his Dark Souls 2 playthrough.
"Why do people bother giving this guy advice?" If what they tell him isn't 100% what he's supposed to do, he berates them. And he always refers to you as "peepul ursaiyin". And then, in the future, he claims that "He beat the game." Not "we," "He."
I remember when he was trying to figure out how the NPC resurrection mechanic worked in DS2. Naturally, not everyone had a solid understanding of it because the game was brand new at the time, so he went on a tantrum about how "no one nose how the system works dood, the developers are a bunch of assholes!"
Which is funny because right when he finished DS1, he claimed that he couldn't wait for the sequel where "everyone would be working together to find out all the secrets!"
Bottom line is, the man has the attention span of a newborn puppy. It still baffles me that people try to handhold him through everything.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Pig is giving Gin reviews right now as well as cocktail tips and suggestions. What in the goddamn fuck.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Did anyone grab any screenshots or videos of Phil with the new fan art? The DK64 fanart and the DSP CD cover fanart showed part of his webcam during his prestream and after the break unrecorded segment. You could see him rocking and he just sat on the sofa for 5 minutes before getting up during the break.

He fixed this between streams.

Edit: I am an idiot and forgot I could go back to DarkDave's Mirror. Here are pics of the fanart. The CD was better because you could see more of him.

Spoiler: Pics

 

[Forbidden Math]

This is something I've been wondering about since his Dark Souls 2 playthrough.
"Why do people bother giving this guy advice?" If what they tell him isn't 100% what he's supposed to do, he berates them. And he always refers to you as "peepul ursaiyin". And then, in the future, he claims that "He beat the game." Not "we," "He."
I remember when he was trying to figure out how the NPC resurrection mechanic worked in DS2. Naturally, not everyone had a solid understanding of it because the game was brand new at the time, so he went on a tantrum about how "no one nose how the system works dood, the developers are a bunch of assholes!"
Which is funny because right when he finished DS1, he claimed that he couldn't wait for the sequel where "everyone would be working together to find out all the secrets!"
Bottom line is, the man has the attention span of a newborn puppy. It still baffles me that people try to handhold him through everything.

It's the exact opposite of interaction. When another streamer gets advice they'll call out the person, give them credit, and to that person, even if they didn't tip, they'll feel like part of the stream. Phil is the exact opposite. Pay, and then it's his idea all along. What a hunk of shit. And he wonder why no one watches him.

 

[LemmeSee]

Not sure if this is the right place to ask but I'm a little new to Philwatching beyond the occasional this is how you don't play and saw some people mentioning "restreams" in another thread. What are these and are they something worth watching?

 

[N0thingICanDo]

A Community Counselor specializing in Human Sexuality and Gender Counselling did a fan art for Phil

Spoiler: Warning: NOT FAT ENOUGH

 

[actually]

Not sure if this is the right place to ask but I'm a little new to Philwatching beyond the occasional this is how you don't play and saw some people mentioning "restreams" in another thread. What are these and are they something worth watching?

Check the read-first post for a link to one. You can also look up Lytesydebill and Tevin who both occasionally do restreams. Welcome to the subforum.

Edit: Came to post this clip that is breath-taking in its alternate reality formation:

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Watch this video on Streamable.

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Edit 2: Ooooh, now he's shit-talking AireaidLord (or however you spell it).