Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

At 18 (19?) Jazz’s metabolism is about as high as it’s going to get. So many people that age are scrawny without even trying to be. But even now, he’s overweight. If he doesn’t get his overeating under control now, he’ll turn into a beach ball pretty soon.

Of course, all the drugs Jazz is taking don’t help, and I would imagine the pain from the surgeries and the extreme delicacy of his Frankenvag is going to make exercise difficult.
 
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There are physical exercises people with low mobility can do in order to not gain weight. I think swimming is one of them and I think Jazz can do that. The fact her "doctors" haven't recommended this is another proof they have no idea what they are doing. Doctors know what kind of behaviors patients have after certain specific surgeries and when they can't handle it, they direct you to a psychologist. They are just letting Jazz on his own or worst, they don't want him to be seen by other specialists who will immediately recognize he's been butchered without reason or purpose.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
There are physical exercises people with low mobility can do in order to not gain weight. I think swimming is one of them and I think Jazz can do that. The fact her "doctors" haven't recommended this is another proof they have no idea what they are doing. Doctors know what kind of behaviors patients have after certain specific surgeries and when they can't handle it, they direct you to a psychologist. They are just letting Jazz on his own or worst, they don't want him to be seen by other specialists who will immediately recognize he's been butchered without reason or purpose.
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Maybe the Frankengina can't be immersed in water for lengthy periods of time without going gangrenous again.
 
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Maybe the Frankengina can't be immersed in water for lengthy periods of time without going gangrenous again.
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I can't imagine getting chlorine in an open wound is pleasurable, either. Then there's the ever-present threat of creepy microbes invading the frankenvag. People pee in pools. They also go in there with cuts and open wounds, like Jazz. They're just not as... extraordinary. Jazz should also avoid the ocean, lest he wind up with necrotizing fasciitis. A fellow Florida Man recently died of it after taking an innocent swim. This is without a mutilated, perpetually ripping frankenvag.

Surgery was a catastrophe for Jazz, in every sense of the word. Imagine being 19 and unable to swim, exercise, wear pants, or even sit (just look at his posture, holy shit) without severe pain or risk of life-threatening injury. This butchery has severely shortened his lifespan. It's just a matter of what gets him first - infection/sepsis, urinary issues, structural collapse, depression, consequences of long-term hormonal imbalance (e.g., what becomes of his poor, shrunken prostate?), cancer, autoimmune disease (common in girls who took Lupron), etc.
 
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Shocking photo of Jazz's surgeon at work:
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keyboredsm4shthe2nd said:
I agree. I just have to doubt the gpa is legitimate purely on the fact he never went through puberty and his brain is severely stunted on all accounts. But Jeanette, being the narcissist she is, can't accept anything less than the stunning super intelligent trans daughter she must have. (While ignoring her eldest real daughter who was accepted into grad school).
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He also seems lazy as shit. For a non-intelligent kid to get perfect grades, they need to get a shitload of tutoring and work their asses off. Jazz getting those kinds of grades at an actually competitive school with his level of dumbassery would mean he would have time for literally nothing else, certainly not for the show itself. Even a dumbass school, while willing to give students As for C-level work, still requires students to turn in the assignments.

That online school was definitely extremely easy, but I also share others' suspicions that someone else was doing the work for him.
 
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Episode 3 of the new season has already leaked online. Unfortunately, it looks like a potato, sounds like a chipmunk, and keeps zooming in on odd places. Fortunately, the time has come once again for yours truly to watch and summarize for those of you that have a life. Let's go!

-Episode opens with Jazz getting a Harvard orientation letter. Ari is there! And looks miserable and dissociating from reality like usual. Jazz clearly wants to go to Pomona U. but mom and dad are pushing him towards Harvard. Jeanette starts crying as she always does because it's all about HER and how happy SHE is for Jazz.
-Jazz goes to meet Noelle and his other troon friend. It's awkward and stilted like it always is. Noelle needs $25,000 for surgery. Jazz is going to e-beg to his followers online to get the money. They shill the surgery and hormones for a little bit. Other troon friend's grandma apparently told her grandkid that she wishes it was a phase. Jazz offers to talk to (lecture) the grandma.
-Back to Jeanette! She's visiting her parents to show them the Harvard letter. Jeanette doesn't give a shit if Jazz wants to go to Pomona. Jazz "makes poor decisions" according to her. Jeanette starts crying AGAIN, looking like an unhinged botox witch. Jeanette's birthday is coming up and you know there's going to be a whole episode on it. Jeanette whines about her "fading looks".
-Ari asks how Jazz is feeling about college. Jazz says that he's very aware people think he only got into Harvard because of woke points. He claims to have gotten in due to his own merit. Sure, Karen. Ari offers Jazz advice on making a wise decision when it comes to college. Jazz of course starts having a "panic attack" and lashes out at poor Ari.
-Jazz: "My whole life, I've had a hard time saying what's on my mind. I have trouble conveying what I'm really thinking." :c I'm sure. Jazz's surgery was apparently an "awakening" that made expressing himself even harder.
-Jeanette and Jazz sit there demonizing family members who believe that trans stuff is a "phase".
-Jeanette hanging out with her parents again. Of course she's getting a consultation for plastic surgery or some shit because she's a shallow cow and can't stand her wrinkles. Aging is a part of life. The more you try to cover it up, the worse you'll look. It's weird that her parents are here with her for this and encouraging it. Guess I know how parenting worked in that household. Cosmetic features are all that matters in this family.
-Jeanette thinks Greg won't want her to get the plastic surgery, not that it matters to her what he thinks. She wants him to pay for it of course since her birthday is coming.
-Jeanette's birthday because it's THE JEANETTE SHOW! HAVEN'T YOU FIGURED THAT OUT YET?! She brings up the plastic surgery to Greg. Come on, Greg. Have some balls and tell that hag that no amount of plastic surgery is going to fix that ug. Greg seems unenthused about it. Jeanette whines about never feeling like she was beautiful and my inner shrink starts to make sad connections. Greg of course gives in.
-Jeanette goes to meet the mom of Jojo (the other troon with the based grandma). The kid, also a teen btw, is getting top surgery. They whine about the intolerant grandma. They think Jojo will literally kill themself if they don't get their way on transitioning.
-Jazz clearly wants to go to Pomona. Goes to talk to parents about it and gets stressed instantly. Jeanette and Greg shit all over Jazz for not wanting Harvard. They're going to visit Harvard so that they can force Jazz into it. Jazz is upset he can't make his own choices. Sounds familiar.
-But fuck that! Back to Jeanette's cosmetic problems! Today is ALL ABOUT HER! They take her to the spa to fuss over her. Jazz of course supports the plastic surgery. Jazz and grandma coo and bawl over Jeanette never feeling beautiful. I'm serious guys, do you see the dots connecting?
-Jeanette and Greg meet up for birthday dinner. He fusses over Jeanette's looks. Everything is about looks in this family. I'm disgusted by how vain and shallow all of this is. Jeanette is "beautiful inside and out" according to Greg. 🤮
-Jeanette and Jazz go to bully Jojo's grandma for having the gall to be upset at having a grandchild making a HUGE LIFE DECISION while still in their teens. It's staged like an intervention with everyone circling this poor lady to gang up on her.
-Based grandma says that FUCKING NOBODY LIKES THEIR BODY AS A TEENAGER and wants Jojo to wait until they are 18 before making such a huge decision. Jazz of course disregards that logic and tells her to just blindly accept Jojo without any moderation or caution.
-Holy fucking shit, Jazz goddamn gets angry and frustrated at grandma because grandma has the audacity to think about her questions and responses very carefully before saying anything, always having a counterargument to blind troon fanaticism. The nerve! Wanting to carefully conduct herself and her responses while being cornered by four lunatics? How DARE SHE! I'm legit pissed.
-Jazz of course starts crying and throwing a tantrum, having to leave the room.
-Episode ends. Coming attractions show Jazz squealing and bawling angrily at based grandma while tantruming about how ignorant her opinions are. Also shows them visiting Dr. Ting, apparently ending in massive amounts of pain during examination.

There is not enough booze in the world to have to slog through this tripe. Ari and the twins deserved better than this shitty, shallow, nuthouse family.
 
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Alto said:
Based grandma says that FUCKING NOBODY LIKES THEIR BODY AS A TEENAGER and wants Jojo to wait until they are 18 before making such a huge decision. Jazz of course disregards that logic and tells her to just blindly accept Jojo without any moderation or caution.
-Holy fucking shit, Jazz goddamn gets angry and frustrated at grandma because grandma has the audacity to think about her questions and responses very carefully before saying anything, always having a counterargument to blind troon fanaticism. The nerve! Wanting to carefully conduct herself and her responses while being cornered by four lunatics? How DARE SHE! I'm legit pissed.
-Jazz of course starts crying and throwing a tantrum, having to leave the room.
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I wanted to see this for myself, and holy shit. It is 4 people, including 2 whiny teenagers, against grandma. That is some bullshit. She still held her own. The main issue of contention here is if gender dysphoria is such a unique and horrible type of suffering compared to other people's discomfort with their bodies. Jojo says they have tried to kill themselves over being in "the wrong body". I admire the grandma for being honest and not as shitty as she could have been. She isn't even saying no, just wait until you're 18.


Seems like jazz has way more emotional problems now than before surgery. These "panic attacks" really look like tantrums to manipulate others.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
It would have been amazing that Jazz's vagina falls off during the lecture.

"Never mind, I was saying... once you have the surgery, you feel like a real woman, like... what? What you mean vaginas aren't detachable? MOM! MOM! WE NEED TO TALK, MOM!".
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It reminded me a lot of the scene where Jeannette didn't want to tell the reporter how bad the complications were to not 'scare' people. Bitch, people should be scared. The infections festering in the fake hole along with the unending surgeries and infections Jazz is facing, and may eventually kill her, should scare everyone. When is Jeannette going to grasp Jazz is not an example to follow but a cautionary tale?
 
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It reminded me a lot of the scene where Jeannette didn't want to tell the reporter how bad the complications were to not 'scare' people. Bitch, people should be scared. The infections festering in the fake hole along with the unending surgeries and infections Jazz is facing, and may eventually kill her, should scare everyone. When is Jeannette going to grasp Jazz is not an example to follow but a cautionary tale?
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Never. Because in Jeanette World she is the epitome of a perfect parent and she's done nothing but give her "daughter" a perfect surgery and she is the best trans ally.
 
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It's not like plastic surgery will fix Jeanette or make her look any younger. She looks, acts, and presents herself as a shrill oppressive hag. She reminds me of Susan Schofield in that regard as her physical features continue to warp to show the ugliness within.

Children need to be taught that your physical features don't matter. Sure, you need to have good hygiene, stay in shape, and present yourself nicely but you cannot control how you look. Even ugly people can be loved by the masses--look at good old Rich Evans! What kids need to hear is compassion for themselves and for others that aren't blessed with star-quality physical features. Most people look unattractive. But when we value chasing a white whale of superficiality, it will never be enough. You should cherish who you are as a person, your kindness, your sense of justice, your ability to protect and bring joy to the lives of others. Looks are temporary. Your inner strength and convictions are forever.
 
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the body dysmorphic apple didn't fall far from the body dysmorphic tree
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There is a mother who trooned out her son & later did the same. Now the son who never had puberty is complaining on youtube that no one wants to date him. It's like normal people don't want to date sexually stunted castrati.

Jeanette most likely projected her own insecurities onto Jazz. By "fixing" him she tries to fix herself.
 
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Why are Jazz's parents so opposed to Pomona? Can't the kid decide what school he wants to go to?

I have no idea why Jazz is fixated on that school of all schools, but it's a good school, it's small, it's in a safe area, and it's academically strong. It's not like the choice is between Harvard and West Palm Beach Bible College.

Jeanette is just pushing Jazz into a place where passive-aggressive meltdowns and roadblocking are his tools to get what he wants. Maybe he didn't go to Harvard because his mother is a narcissistic hellbeast who is impossible to reason with. Maybe he didn't go to Harvard because he doesn't want to go to Harvard.
 
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I just watched the episode they were focusing along on whether Jazz should go to Ponoma or Harvard, and I’m just thinking, really maybe jazz don’t even need to college at all real talk. Honestly I think Jazz she really don’t need to go to college. She can focus on her show etc, I think Jazz should just focus on being actor. I don’t think Jazz show will be cancelled actually a lot of renewed interest is getting into the show and a lot of new people are starting the watch the show I think it can go on for a few more seasons and after that jazz just become a actor really I mean why even need to go to college in the first place it’s just a waste of time really. Jazz has a story to tell and needs to be on tv to tell it. Getting a college education just to get a normal job is really just a waste of time because jazz actually needs to be on tv.
 
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