YT 2/11/20 - Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu

[Misaki Nakahara]

It's scary how vaguely feminine he looks. Like I can see old Chris in there, but he also looks like some aging grandma.

He also looks a lot like my overweight female cousin, which is extra creepy.

Titty pills will feminise any male under a certain age to an extent, given enough time. Chris is a zero-effort tranny if I ever I saw one, but he's been on HRT quite a while.

The sheer amount of random shit behind Chris. It's piled high on every flat surface, and I bet the whole house is like that. It must be exhausting for the extremely-out-of-shape residents of the house, stepping over and around piles of random shit whenever they want to move from room to room.

 

[Chan Fan]

The sheer amount of random shit behind Chris. It's piled high on every flat surface, and I bet the whole house is like that. It must be exhausting for the extremely-out-of-shape residents of the house, stepping over and around piles of random shit whenever they want to move from room to room.

Just from personal observation, hoarders like that always have a 'path' to get from one room to another. Good for the hoarder but bad for their guests who have claustrophobia

 

[EvilFatjon]

Just from personal observation, hoarders like that always have a 'path' to get from one room to another. Good for the hoarder but bad for their guests who have claustrophobia

Hah, nice joke. Guests.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Hah, nice joke. Guests.

Hey, they have people round all the time. Magi-chan, Cryzel, Mewtwo... the list goes on.

 

[Chan Fan]

Hah, nice joke. Guests.

I meant hoarders in general, not just Chris and Barb

 

[Mason Verger]

Just from personal observation, hoarders like that always have a 'path' to get from one room to another. Good for the hoarder but bad for their guests who have claustrophobia

That’s confirmed by several “house tour” videos, there’s a Chris sized trail carved into the hoard. It was even more evident pre-house fire, in the video where Chris famously laments that his parents are a bunch of “packrats”, the hallway and staircase was half blocked by stacks of crap.


It’s honestly a goddamn miracle those firefighters actually saved the house. I can only imagine the stories that got traded around the station after that.

 

[Tikbalang]

That’s confirmed by several “house tour” videos, there’s a Chris sized trail carved into the hoard. It was even more evident pre-house fire, in the video where Chris famously laments that his parents are a bunch of “packrats”, the hallway and staircase was half blocked by stacks of crap.


It’s honestly a goddamn miracle those firefighters actually saved the house. I can only imagine the stories that got traded around the station after that.

Thanks to Chris's stupidity, I learned to make sure to be careful with electronics.

 

[Metatarsupial]

The tard who sent him 100$ messaged him in Hawaiian "Aloha a hoʻomālamalama i koʻu kaikaina ʻōpio! "
Which google translates to "Love and enlighten my younger sister!"
I swear the people who give money to Chris are more exceptional than he is.
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Tito.
You have betrayed us all.
Not cool bruddah.

 

[A Grey Cat]

The tard who sent him 100$ messaged him in Hawaiian "Aloha a hoʻomālamalama i koʻu kaikaina ʻōpio! "
Which google translates to "Love and enlighten my younger sister!"
I swear the people who give money to Chris are more exceptional than he is.
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At least surfshack Tito had reformed his troll ways.



But yeah seriously if you're gonna go through the trouble of pranking pizza places to Chris' house at least have the decency to pay in advance for the damn things. Ik it sounds white knightish but come-on. The staff had to take time to prep and bake a whole pizza maybe more then get some overworked underpaid kid to bike/drive out to 14 branchland court only to be greeted by the smelly ogre that lives there sperging on about how he didn't order it and yet will demand they feed him anyway and you just know he won't even tip the poor kid because A he's a stingy fatass who can't part with a single thin dime. B he believes the merge will make that kid's life better.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

God, OP's description of of the stream is the most entertaining piece of Chris content in weeks. Chris should do more streams, he made like $150 bucks doing it so he might actually do more.

 

[Mason Verger]

But yeah seriously if you're gonna go through the trouble of pranking pizza places to Chris' house at least have the decency to pay in advance for the damn things.

But then you’re essentially just buying Chris dinner. The trick to doing that is to order a god awful pizza. Feta and white clam topping, with canned asparagus for texture. It definitly sucks for the delivery guy though. The actual pizza joint want feel it, pizzas are absurdly high in profit margin.

God, OP's description of of the stream is the most entertaining piece of Chris content in weeks. Chris should do more streams, he made like $150 bucks doing it so he might actually do more.

I hate to say it, but he kinda earned it. That’s not an anger inducing amount of money, and the crazy nigga did read out loud continuously for over three hours. People pay streamers just for playing video games, this isn’t far off from what we’re constantly chastising Chris to do instead of directly begging for free money.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

I really enjoyed the bits toward the end where he started roleplaying with himself because he didn’t like where the story was going. He’s elevating metafiction and performance art to new heights. Very post-postmodern.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

The tard who sent him 100$ messaged him in Hawaiian "Aloha a hoʻomālamalama i koʻu kaikaina ʻōpio! "
Which google translates to "Love and enlighten my younger sister!"
I swear the people who give money to Chris are more exceptional than he is.
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The only reasonable donation is donating a penny with a "SONIC IS DEAD" message.

If he bothered to even read it, which he doesn't.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I hate to say it, but he kinda earned it. That’s not an anger inducing amount of money, and the crazy nigga did read out loud continuously for over three hours. People pay streamers just for playing video games, this isn’t far off from what we’re constantly chastising Chris to do instead of directly begging for free money.

Agreed. Normally chris just begs for money on twitter like an aggressive street bum with a solo cup. Hell, most of the patreon was going to the comic and we haven't seen that in ages. This is the closest he's come to earning trollbux in... damn, I can't remember when.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Super chats can be cancelled and refunded. I don't know how long the grace period to do so is, but it's plausible that $99 donation was bogus. At least I hope so. It's bad enough for dummies to throw change at him like he's a reetarded wishing well, but that much money just reinforces his delusions. I know Chris is probably too far gone anyways, but doses of reality no matter how small can't hurt. And they're kind of funny.

 

[A Grey Cat]

But then you’re essentially just buying Chris dinner. The trick to doing that is to order a god awful pizza. Feta and white clam topping, with canned asparagus for texture. It definitly sucks for the delivery guy though. The actual pizza joint want feel it, pizzas are absurdly high in profit margin.


I hate to say it, but he kinda earned it. That’s not an anger inducing amount of money, and the crazy nigga did read out loud continuously for over three hours. People pay streamers just for playing video games, this isn’t far off from what we’re constantly chastising Chris to do instead of directly begging for free money.

Yeah like a large with anchovies onions and garlic, it'd probably make the house smell better in comparison

 

[Hogar Grupal]

So throughout the entire reading, Chris often corrects shit that he thinks is wrong and non Canon. Also he self inserts and acts out alot of the fight scenes, low-key reminds me classic Chris. There is a point in the reading,https://youtu.be/ysy6V_uaeV8, 2:36:21, where goddess Chris stops time talks to comic/ classic lolcow Chris and tells him, that goddess is the one true Chris, and that old Chris needs to get his life together and shit. The expression on Chris face shows it all, Chris knows he is a failure, but still pick to blame all the faults of his life on to "another" Chris, since he is now the all dimension combined woke goddess Chris. It's like Chris denies even being classic Chris, and became a new person all together. This video really seals the deal for me, Chris is too far gone.

It's like a self-realization. I'm surprised he didn't cry at the end.

Just from personal observation, hoarders like that always have a 'path' to get from one room to another. Good for the hoarder but bad for their guests who have claustrophobia

So Chris and Barb are the new Collyer Bros.

 

[Chan Fan]

So Chris and Barb are the new Collyer Bros.

Yep, pretty much. The only question at this point is which one will be crushed to death by it

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

The way those dogs yelped in fear when Chris went to see what was making them bark was horrible. Trying not to be moti, but damn...

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Yep, pretty much. The only question at this point is which one will be crushed to death by it

Probably Barb. Come to think of it, when the house fire started, I was amazed both of them were able to get out while manuvering through all junk inside with Barb being so old with limited mobility and Chris being overweight and having branches for legs.