DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Forbidden Math]

There were quite a few jabs she made at Phil about not getting fucked enough.

And that one time she flashed her young tits at him off camera and he's like "Thank you" like a soyboy and then ignores her.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

i wouldn't be surprised if her life was a living hell being with the manchild.
I havent heard about the last spat they had?

ontop of her being a detractor in a handful of events contemporary to this, her last time she was heard on stream she was going to meet a man downtown around 3:30 or some crap, he was unhappy and uncomfortable about it, she tried to make conversation after that but he was doing the typical "headphones can't hear you" thing to get her to shut up and go away.

Isn't part of the lore that Panda has an abnormally high libido and DSP has basically zero? I seriously doubt that Phil ever pushed Panda for sex. On the contrary I think the opposite happened quite often, Panda face down ass up, begging, while the goutfather rolled over and pretended to be asleep

Leanna herself admitted she had a high libido multiple times early on in her own content and people talking to her related to DSP. She made more than a few jabs at him that were sexual or intimate in nature, and DSP did just about everything to not be associated with it. On the other hand DSP himself was often thought to be possibly struggling with ED as that is a common problem associated with people with sleep apnea, diabetes, and obesity which he kind of checks down the list like a completionist for once. He's confirmed for sleep issues (sometimes apnea causes mild insomnia which causes issues in people with low self control as they just go with it to be irresponsible not thinking of the future), confirmed for snoring by leanna herself, confirmed for obesity by your goddamned eyes, the fat on his neck is itself enough to diagnose sleep apnea in all truthfulness, there's a solid statistic that people with over a certain diameter of neck (usually bolstered by fat) guaranteed have some snoring/apnea.

He probably had the health kick not because he wanted to but because his doctor told him outright that he was prediabetic because of his shit eating habits. What is funny about this is that Leanna was forced to cook special healthy meals for him which he was speak of fondly but in real practice she might have been investing in him via cooking and working but he reciprocated nothing and never even put out.

There's a good amount of references too to them having "underwear" time but it being downplayed as intimate but not sexual, which is just...too rich for words. Leanna was no prize physically in my opinion, but she was far from bad. That said he had a l33t gamer gril who was down to pound and just kind of wasted it because he wanted her for his stupid "no I'm a real adult" BS and so he could have someone young to do his bidding.

 

[PieceofShet]

OMG AND NOW HE IS KISSING HIS ASS!!!! CAUSE HE LIKED ONE OF HIS TWEETS????

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Say what you will about Leanna, and I think she's an awful cunt, but she made Phil so much more interesting than the boring sausage dying on a smelly couch that he is now every single day.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

On the other hand DSP himself was often thought to be possibly struggling with ED as that is a common problem associated with people with sleep apnea, diabetes, and obesity which he kind of checks down the list like a completionist for once. He's confirmed for sleep issues (sometimes apnea causes mild insomnia which causes issues in people with low self control as they just go with it to be irresponsible not thinking of the future), confirmed for snoring by leanna herself, confirmed for obesity by your goddamned eyes, the fat on his neck is itself enough to diagnose sleep apnea in all truthfulness, there's a solid statistic that people with over a certain diameter of neck (usually bolstered by fat) guaranteed have some snoring/apnea.

He probably had the health kick not because he wanted to but because his doctor told him outright that he was prediabetic because of his shit eating habits. What is funny about this is that Leanna was forced to cook special healthy meals for him which he was speak of fondly but in real practice she might have been investing in him via cooking and working but he reciprocated nothing and never even put out.

Aside from his obvious health issues, it might also have to do with his possible porn addiction. Must be hard to get it up being used to that stimuli*

Giving that he has an addictive personality and the fact he loves to get defensive and put up a front about how much he is in love with his wife and "they" don't look at anyone else the same way. Which aligns also with his prude behavior and dismissive about games with romance options, lack of crass commentary about tits or ass lately, and downright not playing a game based off anime waifu tits all together, despite it having actual gameplay that is very similar to games he has played and replayed in the past.

*I forgot to make my point. He can't get it up because he's unhealthy and watches too much porn. Anything close to seeing a naked girl with tits is a no no because he's a good husband who has true love(lol) with his swimsuit model wife so jacking off to other things or even having those thoughts never happens anymore. He's a grown real adult human being male now and he's better than you because he's a moralfag.

"I'm good at lying"-A shitty liar

 

[Wing Zero]

Pretty sure there was a time where he was shitting on Nintendo for being out of touch for ditching E3 and doing their own videos to announce new stuff which he refused to cover or talk about. But now because he's in kiss-ass mode he needs to act like E3 has always been shit.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Say what you will about Leanna, and I think she's an awful cunt, but she made Phil so much more interesting than the boring sausage dying on a smelly couch that he is now every single day.

Yeah I think he found a better match for him in specifically his insecurities. Someone willing to kind of leech off of him to avoid a real independent life who will allow him to show having a normal adult life without actually having normal adult thoughts that will get in the way. What's really strange is he doesn't realize how close to the end he is already because of the grave issues with his bankruptcy. I have serious doubts that when they realize the new living situation they will be in regardless of outcome that she will be interested in staying around very long. If she wasn't already chatting up the next pigroach in line I would be very surprised. Leanna was clearly scouting her next place on the backburner for a long time, realistically even before the reeeeemergency.

 

[Ric Flair Woooo]

Omg, I have never watched a prestream before and am seeing one for the first time today. Does he beg this hard every day? Does he repeat the same story every day? What the fuck is wrong with this fat giant piece of shit? I cannot wait to flip him the bird as he begs for tips on the side of the road.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Omg, I have never watched a prestream before and am seeing one for the first time today. Does he beg this hard every day? Does he repeat the same story every day? What the fuck is wrong with this fat giant piece of shit? I cannot wait to flip him the bird as he begs for tips on the side of the road.

Every day all day.

Welcome to the circus.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Aside from his obvious health issues, it might also have to do with his possible porn addiction.

An excellent point that completely lapsed my mind there.

Giving that he has an addictive personality and the fact he loves to get defensive and put up a front about how much he is in love with his wife and "they" don't look at anyone else the same way. Which aligns also with his prude behavior and dismissive about games with romance options, lack of crass commentary about tits or ass lately, and downright not playing a game based off anime waifu tits all together, despite it having actual gameplay that is very similar to games he has played and replayed in the past.

So this part I have a different take on. As a married dude with married friends that has to interact with a lot of other parents on the regular, what I see this as is compensation for a hollow relationship on the defensive front regarding legit wife. The prude attitude with the lack of crass commentary I took as just a deepening of shame or possibly a multi-faceted blame/resentment loop regarding his still existing needs but lack of actual sexual life.

Even absent ED caused by physical health issues or porn addiction I mean... there's the real possibility that khet doesn't want to touch the...well...

Omg, I have never watched a prestream before and am seeing one for the first time today. Does he beg this hard every day? Does he repeat the same story every day? What the fuck is wrong with this fat giant piece of shit? I cannot wait to flip him the bird as he begs for tips on the side of the road.

His prestreams regularly go near an hour except a few times when he wanted to avoid a big controversy and dove in quickly to avoid spilling some bad beans. iirc combining his prestream, breaks, etc there were some times where he spent more time talking or whacking off than actually playing.

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

Omg, I have never watched a prestream before and am seeing one for the first time today. Does he beg this hard every day? Does he repeat the same story every day? What the fuck is wrong with this fat giant piece of shit? I cannot wait to flip him the bird as he begs for tips on the side of the road.

Literally. Every. Single. Day.

A couple months ago there was a discussion among detractor circles about whether or not we'd be able to notice if he played audio from a previous pre-stream during his pre-stream while he just sat there.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Literally. Every. Single. Day.

A couple months ago there was a discussion among detractor circles about whether or not we'd be able to notice if he played audio from a previous pre-stream during his pre-stream while he just sat there.

I doubt anyone would notice, even the hard core people who research his videos would probably miss it.

 

[Pargon]

Say what you will about Leanna, and I think she's an awful cunt, but she made Phil so much more interesting than the boring sausage dying on a smelly couch that he is now every single day.

I liked it more when he mimicked Leanna's laugh than when he mimics Kat's laugh.

That's pretty much it. Otherwise they're just interchangeable roommates who sit around the manor all day not moistening his dick.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

ontop of her being a detractor in a handful of events contemporary to this, her last time she was heard on stream she was going to meet a man downtown around 3:30 or some crap, he was unhappy and uncomfortable about it, she tried to make conversation after that but he was doing the typical "headphones can't hear you" thing to get her to shut up and go away.

Any idea on the time table for that. I know DSP lies whenever possible, but he did say that they had broken up months before the hospital event. She probably was dating someone before she left and he knew that. She seems like the type of person to rub that in his face and maybe thats what she was doing.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

I liked it more when he mimicked Leanna's laugh than when he mimics Kat's laugh.

That's pretty much it. Otherwise they're just interchangeable roommates who sit around the manor all day not moistening his dick.

The copying laugh thing was one of those little tips to me that he was definitely NPD. Speaking of moistening dicks have you seen pandalee's new boytoy? Dude is probably the exact opposite of DSP in every way. It is literally one of those "me vs the man she said not to worry about" memes.

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

I doubt anyone would notice, even the hard core people who research his videos would probably miss it.

The only reason I disagree is because with PigPigGo all it would take is one person to get suspicious and type a line into the search engine. All it'd take is one person to get sus and do two minutes of research and he'd be outed.

 

[huffysan]

Triple snort in less than 2 seconds lol He was complaining earlier about "bloody" nose after blowing it.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Any idea on the time table for that. I know DSP lies whenever possible, but he did say that they had broken up months before the hospital event. She probably was dating someone before she left and he knew that. She seems like the type of person to rub that in his face and maybe thats what she was doing.

So here's my best on a timetable. First half of march is Automata, Two months later is hospital. Now I wrote it off at the time as her girl pals at work were already getting on her about DSP....and I was definitely wrong because its clear she's well sick of Phil's shit and seeing him for what he is here. Ontop of that the timeline is pretty clear.

Feb - Fake Engagement Ring nonsense on stream where she's leaking the future episodes (she does some trollish stuff)
March - She becomes a detractor and makes fun of his manhood and him not getting any action on livestream.
April - Sudden engagement...
May - She's in ER with panic attack (think it might be related to this? She's across the country from family and split between two men, and one seems safe but is incredibly unhappy to be with and the other seems like a legitimate pairing but its risky adult life)
Second half of May - She gone after talking about meeting another man onstream and after a few days is showing off new boyfriend's cat (which may have been her last independent social media post before going under)

DSP claims they were already split by the ER incident and she had already shown off what she thought of him by then, but I'm sure that experience was a kick in the teeth at every step regardless. So I'd say she was well on her way come Feb to leaving him, maybe already friend relationship (since it was at that time established she would go out with work friends regularly and it was suspected she could be cheating but just as reasonable she was just avoiding the pigpen slog of life).

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Triple snort in less than 2 seconds lol He was complaining earlier about "bloody" noise after blowing it.
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Sounds hungover.

Best guess on the nose bleed was he passed out on the couch downstairs after a night of drinking. Dehydrated as fuck, snoring like what sounds like a camel, with his phone in his hand about to piledrive his opponent from his 3-aligned black squares with his 4-star Hulk Hogan.

Talk about extreme stalling this stream. 12:01 PM his time and he still hasn't even moved his character, sitting on the pause screen.

What other tactics can he use now for these precision based deliberate decisions to waste time like blowing his fuckin' nose for two minutes?

 

[huffysan]

Sounds hungover.

Best guess on the nose bleed was he passed out on the couch downstairs after a night of drinking. Dehydrated as fuck, snoring like what sounds like a camel, with his phone in his hand about to piledrive his opponent from his 3-aligned black squares with his 4-star Hulk Hogan.

Talk about extreme stalling this stream. 12:01 PM his time and he still hasn't even moved his character, sitting on the pause screen.

What other tactics can he use now for these precision based deliberate decisions to waste minutes at a time like blowing his fuckin' nose for two minutes?

He usually complete stops his character to answer any bits/pene questions/tips/general questions/baiting questions. Like he can't explain something on the go. Only if it's something very slow-paced like Minecraft fishing - where you need 0 focus to do so.