🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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SimoHayha said:
Godwinson and PPP are hosting the 2nd Annual Golden Gunt Awards. I wonder if Ethan will take home any awards?
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I hope Ralph takes home the award for "Biggest retard" and "Most likely to get put in jail/put into a mental institution." Though to be fair,he's definitely coming home with the "Biggest fat ass" award.
 
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ClipBitch said:
The whole reason people like rand and darkv are known is because ralph used to let on guest callers. He needs to start doing that again to dig up some new gold star callers instead of relying on the same tired few over and over again.

If he's worried about them trying to get him banned then maybe he could do some non-live shows with guests and stream it after editing. The call in segments, while usually bad, were also fun. I still remember fake sargon and that guy who did the perfect lightning round.
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The problem is that Ralph doesn't have the insane reach he had on Youtube to let that happen. There you'd see a regular influx of people finding the show while it was trending and as time went on the audience would turn over and bring new blood all over again. The show doesn't have that anymore. There's no more feeding frenzy of normal callers to choose from and rely on - only the most fringe and autistic viewers will cling onto a show for over a year after it's decay into total irrelevance, and of those only the most unpalatable will actually want to call in and participate. That's why the (increasingly rare) call-ins at this point are a revolving door of sub-Rand callers drunkenly screaming about The NiggerKikes or Satan forcing them to coom or whatever the fuck, and that makes for either a piss poor stream or an editing nightmare.
 
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ClipBitch said:
The whole reason people like rand and darkv are known is because ralph used to let on guest callers. He needs to start doing that again to dig up some new gold star callers instead of relying on the same tired few over and over again.

If he's worried about them trying to get him banned then maybe he could do some non-live shows with guests and stream it after editing. The call in segments, while usually bad, were also fun. I still remember fake sargon and that guy who did the perfect lightning round.
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I noticed the amount of callers he takes dwindled after people began criticizing him on here again. For a little while, after Ralph tried for his redemption arc, this thread was surprisingly positive toward him. Got even worse when PPP popped back up. Anyone notice that he rarely even mentions throwing out the Discord link anymore? I think he's scared someone might call in and say not nice words to him. Bibble obviously has noticed a problem here too. He's usually the one who pushes to take callers. I haven't looked at his server in a while but last time I was around the mods were just banning people left and right for any and all criticism of Ralph or his mods/co-hosts. Even if you said it in a totally different server, if one of his man servants was there and saw it, they're gonna get you banned. If you looked at the greenroom, it would be full and he'd still only handpick the same few spergs he picks every night.

So yeah. You cull people in the server for saying things you don't like, rarely let new people in, you're gonna wind up with just the same handful of harmless tards and their lukewarm takes. This wouldn't really be too much of an issue if it wasn't for this being a pretty pisspoor showing from the guy who says he wants to bring bloodsports back.
 
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Perspicacity said:
Shannon won the loyalty award over all the competition at the Golden Gunts, his gunt crust licking of Ralph is now award winning legend. A sincere congratulations to you Shannon!
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Wasn't there talk of renaming the category from the "Vee Loyalty Award" to the "Gator Loyalty Award" ?

Perhaps next year Bibble will pick up a "Most Monetized Killstream Co-host" award
 
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Rand is back on tonight. He literally just woke up from being drunkenly passed out on stream, and was allegedly yelling at his wife again. I only heard someone else say he was yelling at his wife, so I'm gonna assume it's a joke and not true. How does he live like this? I understand he works the night shift and doesn't really have regular friends, but he doesn't need to get nearly blackout drunk any time he's home. How the hell do you bond with a son in that state? Especially when he gets older and realizes Daddy isn't a jester, he has a very serious problem. I'm guessing Rand's family is asleep during the hours he's awake and that has to compound his sense of loneliness.
 
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Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
Rand is back on tonight. He literally just woke up from being drunkenly passed out on stream, and was allegedly yelling at his wife again. I only heard someone else say he was yelling at his wife, so I'm gonna assume it's a joke and not true. How does he live like this? I understand he works the night shift and doesn't really have regular friends, but he doesn't need to get nearly blackout drunk any time he's home. How the hell do you bond with a son in that state? Especially when he gets older and realizes Daddy isn't a jester, he has a very serious problem. I'm guessing Rand's family is asleep during the hours he's awake and that has to compound his sense of loneliness.
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if I had to guess, Rand has already learned not to socialize with co-workers because the things he'll say after a couple of drinks limit his promotion prospects or put his employment in jeopardy.

Therefore, Rand spends all of his off hours looking at sources of stress and resentment (wife and kids he has to support), drinks as escapism and since he barely leaves, he has to escape a lot. The way he knows exactly how many "standard drinks" are in whatever he's got in his hand at the moment tells me he picks the highest, cheapest numbers possible for the most efficient way to forget his daily surroundings
 
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ClipBitch said:
The whole reason people like rand and darkv are known is because ralph used to let on guest callers. He needs to start doing that again to dig up some new gold star callers instead of relying on the same tired few over and over again.
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I miss DarkV, he was a cool guy. Rand is cancer, he was better as a caller.
 
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instythot said:
The way he knows exactly how many "standard drinks" are in whatever he's got in his hand at the moment tells me he picks the highest, cheapest numbers possible for the most efficient way to forget his daily surroundings
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That might just mean he's (poorly) trying to cut back on his own instead of just talking to a doctor about it.
 
The first hostile caller (who was going in on rand for not hating Jews and minorities enough, bizarrely), reduced rand to gibberish when he attempted bantz.

Rand is the shame of Australia
 
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Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
Rand is back on tonight. He literally just woke up from being drunkenly passed out on stream, and was allegedly yelling at his wife again. I only heard someone else say he was yelling at his wife, so I'm gonna assume it's a joke and not true. How does he live like this? I understand he works the night shift and doesn't really have regular friends, but he doesn't need to get nearly blackout drunk any time he's home. How the hell do you bond with a son in that state? Especially when he gets older and realizes Daddy isn't a jester, he has a very serious problem. I'm guessing Rand's family is asleep during the hours he's awake and that has to compound his sense of loneliness.
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Australia has always had a problem with excessive alcohol consumption. Really, it's a general substance abuse problem, but alcohol is the most pervasive since it's socially acceptable. It's not limited by socio-economic boundaries, a majority of under-18's have consumed an excessive amount at some point in their adolescence, and most develop the habitual behaviour well before they reach their 20's.

Rand appears to exhibit the classic symptoms of generational alcoholism, being an observed and learned behaviour from close family (probably his father) and peers. It's unfortunate, but quite likely, that his son will probably develop the same or similar problems later in life. And if his wife is still with him after years of abuse, it's highly probable she was raised in a similar environment.

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Rand is the shame of Australia
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No, he's just a typical alcoholic Australian.
 
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Therefore, Rand spends all of his off hours looking at sources of stress and resentment (wife and kids he has to support), drinks as escapism and since he barely leaves, he has to escape a lot. The way he knows exactly how many "standard drinks" are in whatever he's got in his hand at the moment tells me he picks the highest, cheapest numbers possible for the most efficient way to forget his daily surroundings
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I hope he doesn't actually resent his kids. I've listened a couple of times when he was clearly drunk and talking to his son, ("Hang on buddy I'll be done in a minute.") and it made me incredibly sad. Resenting your kids is just resenting yourself, especially when they're young. They learn most of their behaviour from you they're literally half you genetically. Anything that's there that you don't like is your own fault.
 
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Never Scored said:
I hope he doesn't actually resent his kids. I've listened a couple of times when he was clearly drunk and talking to his son, ("Hang on buddy I'll be done in a minute.") and it made me incredibly sad. Resenting your kids is just resenting yourself, especially when they're young. They learn most of their behaviour from you they're literally half you genetically. Anything that's there that you don't like is your own fault.
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I'd hope that too, but this is a man who by all accounts gets all non-family social interactions from spergs online and is working undesirable shifts to support a wife he screams at and the kids that came out of her. I don't think it's a far leap that a handful of resentment seeds have taken root
 
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Honestly, I don't really have a problem with Bibble. It's kinda the same as Failure, where you just kinda have this comfy unenergetic tub of lard providing the only half-decent entertainment left in their respective worlds. They're just along for the ride.
 
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Slimboy Fat said:
Honestly, I don't really have a problem with Bibble. It's kinda the same as Failure, where you just kinda have this comfy unenergetic tub of lard providing the only half-decent entertainment left in their respective worlds. They're just along for the ride.
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Except Bibble is actually funny. Failure is just depressing, even though he can get c tier comedians to guest on his streams on occasion
 
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