Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Dutch Courage]

Some people harbor lifelong dreams of visiting America. They want to stand at the rim of the Grand Canyon, and marvel at its vast, rugged beauty. They want to drive across the ocean to the Florida Keys and bask in the sunshine, drinking rum. They want to feel the energy of Times Square, they want to watch the sun set from Big Sur, they want to visit our many museums and historical monuments. Some just want to breathe the air of freedom, other want to hone an individualistic streak, others seek the promise of jobs and a better way of life.

Here, we have Clotso, literally as excited as I have ever seen her and might ever see her in life, realizing her dream. A full day in America, devoted to the forbidden fruits of gluttony!! Glutton tourism!! She literally glows when she blurts out rapturously how much fun it is to be doing something different, while she sits in a parking-lot in her car at 8:30AM, consuming a heart-burning mountain of rich, lunchtime food, as just a prelude to more gluttony to come.

While she doesn't come right out and say "God bless the USA", she comes awfully close, twice praising us for the quality of our junk food. (I almost understand now how Japanese feel when they are praised for their junk culture) She is in heaven today, messy and eatem-uppy.

I guess I am glad she made her dream come true. But could there be a sadder, more stupid dream? And she's such an oaf that she prepared nothing for it like the dingbat she is. She acts surprised and "plays dumb" (her words) about a law that has been on the book for twelve years now. It never even occurred to her to see what is needed to cross the border. This is a typical example of a fatty-brain being incapable of thinking and planning ahead as much as even a dog can. She even admits the whole trip was impulsive, as is everything in her head.

Maybe she just wanted to spend the whole day away from Bibi, and this was the way to do it. It's not like she could be looking for an apartment or anything today...

She has a whole lotta reasons to keep stuffing herself now, from the hysterectomy to Bibi kicking her out. And now she loses the one thing she had in her life that prevented her from eating 24 hours a day.

Yeah, 2020 is turning into a bizarro year so far, although I'd like a less lazy upload schedule. Wonder if we'll make it out alive?

 

[Triggured]

Is it just me or were her mannerisms so fucking weird at the beginning of the eating portion of the video? Her exaggerated "yum!" when she drank the whatever the fuck soda. And her initial reaction to the hot dog was super forced too. I have no doubt she genuinely loved both because she's a fat lard ass, so of course she did. But she seemed to be putting on more of an act for those couple minutes and then her pupils get huge and she gets her hit and she's much more "normal" by Chantal standards.

 

[BotenAnna]

This whole video shows how infrequently Chantal gets out of the house and interacts with anyone other than Peetz. She says “I guess Canadians don’t come here that often” but going cross border shopping in Watertown and Syracuse is very popular in Ottawa, especially on a long weekend like this weekend.

And to think you can just enter another country without a passport is crazy. I’m surprised they let her in with such flimsy reasoning as “I need to have a Sonic binge.”

 

[Lame Entropy]

I know this is old news but my favorite part of this saga is Petez thinking he's getting more home-cooked meals. It's been 8 years since they've dated? Living with Chantal now would be a whole new experience including bald spots and extra farts.

Plus, I think it's fair to speculate that Bibi covered most of their living expenses. Chantal's gonna have to pony up a little more dough living with Petez, I wonder if we'll start seeing dollar menu Mukbangs.

 

[ADHD]

She certainly seems happy, which is more than can be said for a lot of her fellow fatty sister-cows. I can't wait to hear her reaction to Chick-fil-a.

 

[BoobooKitty]

Is it just me or were her mannerisms so fucking weird at the beginning of the eating portion of the video? Her exaggerated "yum!" when she drank the whatever the fuck soda. And her initial reaction to the hot dog was super forced too. I have no doubt she genuinely loved both because she's a fat lard ass, so of course she did. But she seemed to be putting on more of an act for those couple minutes and then her pupils get huge and she gets her hit and she's much more "normal" by Chantal standards.

When is she not acting absolutely bizarre? And she probably has to play it up for the camera because Sonic has the most disappointing food even if you're only driving 15 minutes to get it, let alone TWO+ FUCKING HOURS.

 

[DongMiguel]

Chantal talks about how a border agent once flirted with her and her friends - nope, Chantal, he was just flirting with your friends, not you.

 

[Burger King]

Sonic and checkers are the absolute worst in fast food. Even if you cave in to your craving, everyone always regrets it. To think she drove over 2 hours to eat there and I won’t even drive 15 minutes is astonishing.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

Imagine creaming in your pants so hard over just the THOUGHT of the widely known and mediocre fast food places, Sonic and Chik-Fil-A, just because you've never had them before. I've never seen her so excited. It's the saddest yet funniest thing I have seen in a long time. She is beyond hope.

I am so looking forward to the trainwreck that awaits us in the upcoming months.

ETA: I love how she throws in the "I read Shakespeare" reference for the millionth time. Nobody ever believed that you understood a word of Shakespeare. She probably was forced to buy those books for her "part time studies English degree." Then she used them for years to prop up her online fast food binges. The irony is incredible. You can't make this shit up..

 

[RussianBlonde]

Dear lord, and she wanted to go traveling around Europe. She's a Chinese tourist level of dumb. So you don't bother checking if you might need a passport crossing the border? You don't take local currency?

And who the fuck asks if they accept your country's debit or credit card? If you have debit or credit or prepaid credit card with Visa or Mastercard logo then they are accepted world wide. I doubt Canada has some sort of isolated banking system. My fucking Polish debit card got accepted everywhere in US when I was there. That poor fast-food worker probably had not clue what she was on about.

 

[Dammit Todd]

Dear lord, and she wanted to go traveling around Europe. She's a Chinese tourist level of dumb. So you don't bother checking if you might need a passport crossing the border? You don't take local currency?

And who the fuck asks if they accept your country's debit or credit card? If you have debit or credit or prepaid credit card with Visa or Mastercard logo then they are accepted world wide. I doubt Canada has some sort of isolated banking system. My fucking Polish debit card got accepted everywhere in US when I was there. That poor fast-food worker probably had not clue what she was on about.

what's interesting about canada is that you can visit it without a "full" passport. If you're an american, you can visit just fine with a passport card. Which you can only use to visit mexico or canada with.
Canada /does/ actually have an isolated banking system. Evidently its very difficult to get a visa or mastercard up in canada.
I'm guessing most places take it, but I can also be uninformed.

 

[Painted Pig]

I bet she got excited thinking she could eat fried gator





hee hee!!



had enough lol


can't go to Toronto because muh anxieties but I can brazenly cross the border with no passport for fast food


I bet chan pities HFC. At least she's just being her fat self. It's why no one bothers her but cuntal will never see that.

 

[THOTto]

FINALLY SOME GOOD CONTENT.

 

[Barbarella]

The angle of her car tray is getting precarious. You can see her fupa pushing it up. Won’t be long before the food slides right off Onto the floor. Fortunately, her belly can act as it’s own table, but her ability to drive is endangered unless she can buy pedal extenders.

As a fast food hater, it’s astounding to me that she’d drive to another country to get it. It’s like she thinks it’s Michelin starred, with famous chefs and farm fresh ingredients, The only junk food I can tolerate is Chick-fil-a, so it will either flood her downstairs basement (as Ashley Longshore says) or she’ll hate it. And it’s food, she won’t hate it.

The excitement as she ate that HUGE sandwich of boiled pig snouts and minced chicken anus was palpable. I’m sure she cut out a real Shhh...or two.

She’s been talking about going to the US for Sonic for a while, but in all this time it never occurred to her to google if she might need a passport or whether to get some American cash? I really wish she only had Canadian money and an unusable in America debit card with her. Not getting Sonic? They’d be the first real tears we’d ever seen on her channel.

I‘m glad they let her back into Canada. Maybe Trump’s wall is going on the wrong border.

 

[KimWexlerEsq]

I can’t believe she went to Chick-Fil-A. Didn’t Peetz tell her how problematic it is?

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

what's interesting about canada is that you can visit it without a "full" passport. If you're an american, you can visit just fine with a passport card. Which you can only use to visit mexico or canada with.
Canada /does/ actually have an isolated banking system. Evidently its very difficult to get a visa or mastercard up in canada.
I'm guessing most places take it, but I can also be uninformed.

Its not difficult at all to get a Visa or Mastercard, but debit cards in Canada are different. I’ve only ever used mine in another country to get money out of an ATM.

“Canadians don’t come here very often” = Chantal doesn’t go anywhere ever, if you’re going to another country you plan how you pay for things there. Imbecile.

This story of cheery Chantal not having a fucking passport to cross the border encountering the mean female border agent with a nasally voice!!! Sad!!!! Bitch its been over ten years since they changed the passport law.

Her pinned comment tickles me. Go ahead and die like you clearly want to. Its just entertainment for everyone.

 

[Cock wombler]

American calories clearly don't count in a Canadian body

 

[PatTraverse]

American calories clearly don't count in a Canadian body

She found a way to cheat the system. Canada uses the metric system while the US uses the imperial system so obviously our genius Chantal made the conversion and her multiples meals south of the border fit perfectly in her 2700 daily allowance for weight loss. She will be shedding those extra pounds like crazy now and be ready to wear cute clothes in the summer. That mean border guard lady will be dying of jealousy when she sees her after her miraculous transformation!

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Did she specifically say she had no passport? Because if I watch that video I'll puke. The US/Canada border crossings I've been at have been strict as fuck (really since 9/11 but especially since the passport requirement was passed). She must have had an Enhanced Driver's License (allows you to cross to the US and back), they stopped issuing them last year but you're still allowed to use them to cross the border until yours expires. If she doesn't get a passport after she renews her license and tries to cross the border she's gonna have a bad time.

And yes as a Canadian who goes to the US every now and again I can understand wanting to go for the food, maybe not greasy ass Sonic, but you guys have junk food down there that we can only dream of, portions are plentiful and even with the exchange rate it's fucking cheap. After shopping in an American Wal-Mart (Great Value brand doughnut cheeseburgers, wew lad, that should not be popular enough to need a knock off brand) I can now easily understand how Americans can get so goddamned fat on a welfare budget. Also there's a variety of decent Mexican restaurants (well probably technically Tex Mex) which we are sorely lacking in Canada.

 

[Turd Blossom]

"Let's go EXPLORE! Let's get to, Let's get TOOO!"
And by "explore", she of course means "drive for hours to go sit in a totally fun new parking lot in my crumb-encrusted sedan", and "let's get to" is Chantal-speak for "watch me manically deep-throat a metric fuck-ton of fast food".

Once again, our expert culinary critic gives us an eaiting education, gracing us with more thoughtful commentary on the complex flavor profiles of the delicacies she travelled across the border to sample:
"It sort of tastes like Sprite mixed with that... blue flavor? Ya know, that blue flavor, I dunno how to explain it. And a hint of, an aftertaste of coconut... And ice is in there."

She wolfed down this feast at 8:30 am. Good god. But apparently Sonic's lunch menu is available all day, and "THAT'S what's amazing about this place", our Hotdog Heroine decrees. It's not the quality of the food that moves her, it's the availability of the food.

I half-expect to see our girl in a neck brace the next time we see her: along with the impending torrent of diarrhea that's headed her way, she has to have a severe case of whiplash at this point from all the twists, turns and backtracking in the last few weeks. And the indignant sassing of her exhausted viewers in the comment section is just the icing on the (cheese)cake.

One short year ago, she proclaimed 2019 was going to be her "Journey to Healing" year. We can only speculate on the theme for 2020, but it sure is off to a fantastic start.