[16-Jan-2020] DarksydePhil is filing for bankruptcy (general thread) - and has officially done so on January 31 2020, meaning a lot of his finances have become public

[Drowningman]

Once this whole situation is over for DSP, he could write a book on How NOT to botch bankruptcy papers and lie at the same time so he could pay back his debts.

 

[Muppetmode]

He has a fairly steady income stream. That's why Chapter 13 would actually make more sense, from the perspective of the creditors. In Chapter 7, they just liquidate every nonexempt asset and split the proceeds, then the rest of what they're owed goes away. In Chapter 13, the pigroach has to work to pay them for the next several years, and if he fails, THEN they liquidate everything. They'd obviously prefer Chapter 13, which is why they'll almost certainly try to force him into it.

Would him buying a ton of PlayStation, Xbox or even iTunes credits count as a legit expense? I doubt he did this, but would it be possible for him to fudge numbers this way?

 

[NotreallyPutin]

cooking the books

Is he going to pour the excess funds down the toilet as he did with that bacon grease?

Once this whole situation is over for DSP, he could write a book on How NOT to botch bankruptcy papers and lie at the same time so he could pay back his debts.

Hte 5 ways ot avoid bankruptcy by Phil Burnel.

 

[JohnnyBoi]

I can't wait to see him squirm when he has to explain why he excluded his patreon and paypal as assets in his bankruptcy.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I can't wait to see him squirm when he has to explain why he excluded his patreon and paypal as assets in his bankruptcy.

I want to see that autistic back-and-forth weeble wobbling he does, with arms at his sides, while explaining his miserable manbaby life to men with jobs.

Complete with wedding suit, of course. Can't decide what's funnier at this point, that howlingly ill-fitting wedding suit, the Slob Ross "dress" shirt, some autistic sonic/gaymin' shirt, or the black shirt and cowboy hat begging ensemble.

 

[tzgnilki]

got bored and made a count down timer for the court date, it's sooner than it feels

click here

 

[James Smith]

@AnOminous did his attorney just successfully con the court's electronic system into not showing the means test to the public? How would one, and I'm assuming this isn't weening, contact the court to resolve this if so?

 

[GigaOPC]

I think what his attorney did was closer to the college student special of sending something from a different class or a random file where you change the extension to .docx to buy yourself a handful of days to get the real thing done.

 

[the khat quaffer]

got bored and made a count down timer for the court date, it's sooner than it feels

click here

Hey PHIL!

20 days, 14 hours, 53 minutes, and 17 seconds until you DAAAAAAAA-AIHHHH!

 

[tzgnilki]

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@AnOminous did his attorney just successfully con the court's electronic system into not showing the means test to the public? How would one, and I'm assuming this isn't I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME, contact the court to resolve this if so?

I remember he mentioned calling her about perjury on a sunday, and this document was submitted on a monday

sounds like she got an earful from a scared man-baby

 

[Schrödinger's Kat]

@AnOminous did his attorney just successfully con the court's electronic system into not showing the means test to the public? How would one, and I'm assuming this isn't I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME, contact the court to resolve this if so?

We have already seen the means test. Sounds like his dumbass attorney was supposed to submit Phil's SSN to the court, but uploaded his means test document instead.

Seems like Phil picked a real winner. Don't worry Phil. You're in good hands.

 

[millais]

I hope that each successive screwup, no matter how minor, will add up to make it more likely his case is subjected to the scrutiny that we know it deserves.

 

[LiquidCancer]

She submitted the wrong PDF? wow

 

[James Smith]

We have already seen the means test.

We haven't, because he fudged the numbers until his household was just barely under the median income for his state.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Form 122A is the means test, right? Unless this means Rochelle filed an edited version during the weekend of 1-2 February, which I kinda doubt.

 

[actually]

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@AnOminous did his attorney just successfully con the court's electronic system into not showing the means test to the public? How would one, and I'm assuming this isn't I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME, contact the court to resolve this if so?

Check item #6. It says that 122A-1 is what used to be called the Means Test: "Chapter 7 Statement of Monthly Income 122A-1 (Formerly Chapter 7 Means Test)". Is that what you were looking for?

I think 122A-1 is the Means Test, but @AnOminous or @Beetus Knuckles can probably clarify.
From 122A-1: "The calculation to determine if a presumption of abuse applies will be made under Chapter 7 Means Test Calculation (Official Form 122A-2)."

 

[James Smith]

Form 122A is the means test, right? Unless this means Rochelle filed an edited version during the weekend of 1-2 February, which I kinda doubt.

Nope, form 122A-2 is the means test which was not publicly filed because she stated it was unnecessary due to his "low" income.

Check item #6. It says that 122A-1 is what used to be called the Means Test: "Chapter 7 Statement of Monthly Income 122A-1 (Formerly Chapter 7 Means Test)". Is that what you were looking for?

122A-1 is required by everyone, 122A-1 SUPP and 122A-2 are only required if you have too high of income.

 

[actually]

122A-1 is required by everyone, 122A-1 SUPP and 122A-2 are only required if you have too high of income.

Right, but if she modified the 122A-1 (and thus necessitating the 122A-2 and SUPP), that would be publicly available right? Or are you asking if she somehow hid that modification?

 

[James Smith]

Right, but if she modified the 122A-1 (and thus necessitating the 122A-2 and SUPP), that would be publicly available right? Or are you asking if she somehow hid that modification?

Yeah if he all of a sudden changed the 122A-1 all three would become available. I'm sure she just made an honest idiot mistake and didn't double check what form she was uploading, I'm just hoping that document is still part of the docket and public so I can mock it tbh.

 

[Iron Hamster]

We have already seen the means test. Sounds like his dumbass attorney was supposed to submit Phil's SSN to the court, but uploaded his means test document instead.

Seems like Phil picked a real winner. Don't worry Phil. You're in good hands.

I'm reading those 2 entries as simply having the wrong SSN on something.