Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Mr Foster]

I sware if I didn't know any better, I'd say that steph's mastodon is a completely created hyperbolic caricature of a edgy, manipulative, spergy, personality disordered, lazy genderspecial; that is nicknamed the womb wizard.

But I do know better, and it still surprises me that she thinks she is the innocent victim in all of this and that it's all our fault she makes a complete jackass of herself online daily.

Hey Stephanie, just like someone said above, you can walk away from social media and live a much better life. You might even make a friend.

But I'm guessing that would fuck up your "UwU poor me" victim narrative that allows you to leech off your aging parents as you barrel your way tard-face-first to the tender age of 40.

Christ.

 

[Requiem for a Shark]

Steph is a true crime/horror sperg, but she doesn't even know that it's the carotid artery, not the jugular that squirts. No one wants you to die anyway, Steph. Not us. Not the cops. Not MW.

And the "You people don't understand I'm damaged and not responsible for my shitty behavior!" is a classic narc response. Having mental illness/trauma/health issues are not acceptable excuses for poor behavior. But I've learned that you can tell narcissists that a million times and they'll never learn. I'm just glad this creature's uterus got incinerated at a biohazardous waste facility somewhere so she can't make a real human child the target of her narc abuse someday. (RIP in peace her astral spawn that she neglects.)

 

[Vandy]

I would like to remind the court that Staph's "PTSD" stems from people taking a stand against their grooming of young teens on the Internet.

I also cannot stand the "it was just one little mistake" bullshit. Staph has never once taken accountability for their actions or genuinely apologized, they have only ever made shallow attempts to divert attention away from themselves like a child who doesn't want to get in trouble for hitting someone.

You never apologized. You never fixed your behavior. What exactly are people, especially MW, supposed to forgive?

Staph, you're white and look like somebody stuck a potato with forks for limbs. The cops are never going to see you as a threat, quit inflating your own importance.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Steph is a true crime/horror sperg, but she doesn't even know that it's the carotid artery, not the jugular that squirts.

well she did have this line in her shitty self published book "inserting his tongue deep down her pharynx" which by the way would make shark's (that's the most re.tarded name for a high school bully, then again, steph thinks high school is exactly what it is like in shitty disney films) girlfriend choke since the pharynx is part of your respiratory system and anatomically would be impossible unless he has a tongue like a lickitung's, has the worst case of microcephaly, or she can unhinge her jaw like a snake. Oh, here's a picture of your pharynx for reference, steph.

tl;dr steph flunked biology class and needs to learn that in English, even if words are synonyms carry very different connotations, implications, and severity. Such as 'ugly' vs 'hideous' despite meaning the same thing, have two different connotations.

 

[Glittarded Tartlet]

Lol even if her fantasy of being locked up as a big bad anarchist political prisoner came true, how could she be harmed by medical neglect? Like if they let her acid reflux herself to death? There’s barely anything wrong with her, physically, at least.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

 

[cogsworth]

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Delicious. Finally, some good fucking self awareness.
Stephanie I'm actually a little proud of you right now, don't disappoint me by backsliding. Stay OFF her blog and AWAY from her, don't talk to/about her, leave her be and you'll have made the first step towards progress.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Delicious. Finally, some good fucking self awareness.
Stephanie I'm actually a little proud of you right now, don't disappoint me by backsliding. Stay OFF her blog and AWAY from her, don't talk to/about her, leave her be and you'll have made the first step towards progress.

I don't see any self awareness. She still talks as if we make fun of her for something she did in the PAST.

No, Steph. We are making fun of you for your currents currently. The ones happening right now, right here in 2020

 

[A Detachable Penis]

CUTICLE SCISSORS!

(Never stop being hilarious, Staph).

Also, improved in two years? What a joke.

 

[cogsworth]

I don't see any self awareness. She still talks as if we make fun of her for something she did in the PAST.

No, Steph. We are making fun of you for your currents currently. The ones happening right now, right here in 2020

She's acknowleged that she's the cause of her own troubles and that she needs to stop doing the things that are directly causing her (and everyone around her) distress and problems. I call that a step forward, if she can stick with it and actually knock it the fuck off.

 

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[cogsworth]

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Stephanie, goddamnit.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Stephanie, goddamnit.

Less than 4 hours smh

 

[cogsworth]

Less than 4 hours smh

She's gonna come read the thread and then not understand what she did wrong. I know she is. She's gonna read the thread and she's gonna cry and pitch a tarded little mastodon tantrum because she just can't figure out what she did wrong.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Stephanie, goddamnit.

Well at least there was a brief moment of self awareness and you know what they say about broken clocks being right twice a day.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Stephanie, goddamnit.

You should know better than to be optimistic about lolcows.

Anybody else feel like Staph should be moved to the regular lolcow board? Heck possibly any active lolcows left here move and given a "tumblr" tag, like the former "Manosphere" forum.

Staph deserves more notice, and tumblr is a zombie shuffling around anymore.

 

[Rat Baby]

Because he paid for you to go to college and look how that turned out.

This bitch, I swear.

 

[cogsworth]

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Because he paid for you to go to college and look how that turned out.

This bitch, I swear.

In contrast to you, against capitalism, yet hyper-consumerist to they point that you don't just ask, you DEMAND people buy you things and give you money. Hypocrite.

You're not even broke, you get 400 a month that you don't need and spend on garbage + food stamps.

 

[Meowzers]

>would give people the shirt off [my] back

HA
HAHAHA
HAHAAAHAHAHA
GOOD ONE STEPHI
(no one wants your sweaty nasty walmart grandma/embarrassing kweer shirts anyway)

 

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