- Joined
- Jan 17, 2018
He's not wrong about how celebrities get treated poorly in ways that are not OK - legitimate, dangerous crazy people wanting to kill you and your family just becomes a fact of life as you get more famous, and the degree of possessiveness people feel about their right to access their favourite actor/singer/whatever is creepy as hell. But that's a tiny sea of correctness in the vast Ocean of bullshit, as per usual with Jake. He does not have the level of haters that any real celebrity has. None of the so-called celebrity haters he has give one solitary shit about him, and I'd guaran-fucking-tee that even having tweeted at him, like Shatner, or probably had Jake balefully tweet hatred at him, like Adam Baldwin - none of them have the slightest idea he exists.
Because the other side of the 'celebrities receive so much hate' thing is that, because they do, an ineffectual nobody like Jake means less than squat to them. It's the M. Bison line - 'To you, it was the most important day of your life. To me it was Tuesday'. As always, the projection is off the charts, because he's claiming at best one interaction, in all cases except Glinner, is enough for them to have had years-long wrathful fixations.
Part of the reason Jake is such a gold-star lolcow is because he catastrophises to this insane degree. Max Landis likely has no fucking clue who Zoe Quinn is, and she's accused him multiple times of being a sexual predator. He definitely doesn't know who Jake is, and yet Jake imagines that, because he's referred to Max (obliquely, more often than not without using his name, in many massive tweet-chains that are unreadable) as a bad person that Max must personally hold a grudge and want him killed.
And as per usual, he ends one of his 'the world is trying to kill me, like literally thousands upon thousands of people are plotting my death every second of every day' rants with, that downplaying little shrug of a '... that really sucks?' It's a funny writing tic he has, because he's worked himself into such a froth of projection and exaggeration as to make himself seem like the Jason Bourne of stay-at-home trannies in terms of powerful people wanting him dead ... but he has to keep it relatable and 'aw shucks' it at the end.
Or maybe the googleshng is his wank material, and it's the brief moment of clarity after cumming before he goes back to the tiring work of e-begging. Either/or.
