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No, you delusional bitch, no one was flirting with you at Chick-fil-A. They are notorious for having the best customer service. They always say “my pleasure” and ask if you’d like more sauce, etc.
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A passport is only $120 (Canadian dollar) and recieved in 20 days. Certainly cheaper than her new Vitamix lol
I’m sorry, but beer goggles can only do so much.If Chantard only waited until the weekend she probably could have had post breakup sex with one of the many bored, drunk fort drum soldiers who like to stick their dick in Watertown buffalo strange.
I put in thumbnails of the Waffle House menu.Someone introduce her to Waffle House, she will think it's god's gift to dining surpassing "French Laundry" or "Gallagher's". A true con-eh-sewer of top of the mill eateries for sure.
For the record this bitch would order the t-bone, hash-brown triple plate (scattered, smothered, covered, chunked), a PEE-KAN waffle with a large order of bacon, a slice of chocolate cream pie, and a diet coke.
Today I learned: h@shbrown translates to BIG, BLACK DICK
I’m not sure how Canada rolls, but if I’m remembering right, if you have a passport card, you can drive through the borders with Canada and Mexico.This whole video shows how infrequently Chantal gets out of the house and interacts with anyone other than Peetz. She says “I guess Canadians don’t come here that often” but going cross border shopping in Watertown and Syracuse is very popular in Ottawa, especially on a long weekend like this weekend.
And to think you can just enter another country without a passport is crazy. I’m surprised they let her in with such flimsy reasoning as “I need to have a Sonic binge.”
Oh yes, I forgot about the incredible effort involved in procuring a passport.But getting a passport requires some effort, you see. You have to actually go stand in line, get your picture taken, etc. You can't just go through a drive-thru and ask for one and then hand them your credit card. The only thing Chantal knows how to do. Plus, you can't even eat it, so there is no orgasm and your eyes don't roll into the back of your head at the end of your journey.
She is honestly the laziest bitch alive. She literally had nothing to do all day for years except eat, fart, and watch TV. But she can't take one day to get a passport. And actually, she really doesn't even need one, apparently. Because she can't fly anywhere and they will let her across the border to the U.S. with only a driver's license. Her only reason for wanting one at all is too eat fucking fast food. That is the saddest shit I've ever heard.
The other thing about eating habits that Chantal doesn’t get is that even if people eat/binge like pigs, they have the knowledge to not do that every single day. And when they do binge, there’s also a good chance that they know after they’re done, it’s back to their normal habits (why do you think “cheat days” are a thing?). Even if people don’t try to lose weight, they at least have an idea of the state of their body and make efforts to not make it a wreck of diseases.She ate three large sized fast food meals before 11:00 am, and drove hours to do it. (And zero doubt that she had more after that)
She admits to drinking gravy.
She didn’t know we don’t take Canadian cash in the US and didn’t know how to properly get across the border-yet she knew exactly what time Chik-fil-A starts serving lunch.
Just those three things negate every lie she’s told about wanting to “beat her addiction.” She doesn’t. She wants to eat. It’s the only important thing in her life. If you offered her the choice of being a skinny, hot, athletic girl who could never eat fast food again over being the hideous 450 pound beast she is who could have two free fast food meals a day for life, she wouldn’t have to even think about it. She’d pick eating.
She doesn’t believe or understand that many people would never want to eat what she does-she thinks they torture themselves. She’s so obsessed with eating she can’t imagine others aren't.
To make this life tolerable, despite knowing the inevitable outcome, she lives with delusions, like the teenage fast food kid was flirting which means she’s attractive, or that she will stop overeating and get skinny, or that her massive shit explosions are caused by broccoli and not pounds of cheese, and her other health problems are unrelated to obesity.
Her moments of reality-Peetz will be scrubbing her folds, she’ll get sicker and sicker until she dies, she pushes those thoughts back with online fights and plans for her channel. None of which will come true.
Our first deathfat to die was Chance, and currently I think it’s between Tammy and Chantel. Chantel is worse off than she wants to admit.
I gotta disagree; blind people have a heightened sense of smell, so they could easily smell Chinny coming from miles away. Should be common sense, blind or no, to avoid a pig farm if you smell one coming up.The only way a human male (besides peetz) would flirt with Chinny is if they were blind, re.tarded or bolth.
Likely he was having that awkward moment anyone would have seeing a literal manatee driving a clown car, eating a family combo 30 seconds after they unlocked the doors; and was trying to cover his horror with a nervous smile.
Fairly certain in one of her earlier videos she admitted to driving, spur of the moment, 3-4 hours (one way) to get poutine or some shit she saw on a TV show. This isn't even the furthest she's gone afield for fast food.I’ve never seen someone drive so far just for FOOD, I mean I’ve witnessed people go to a city for a weekend for shopping and a hotel stay and while they’re there they hit up the best food places but that’s not the sole reason they go....Chantal is the kind to plan a vacation based on where she can eat and that’s so weird.
Before Chantal’s vids I knew only one reason to go abroad for food - people from Kaliningrad go to Poland to get cheaper and better groceries.I’ve never seen someone drive so far just for FOOD, I mean I’ve witnessed people go to a city for a weekend for shopping and a hotel stay and while they’re there they hit up the best food places but that’s not the sole reason they go....Chantal is the kind to plan a vacation based on where she can eat and that’s so weird.
Then can we hope for chantal and amber’s collaboration???Looking at the map there's Cheesecake factory in Syracuse which is a few minutes drive away from Cicero. Hope she visits it and packs on even more weight before she starts a new diet.
Fairly certain in one of her earlier videos she admitted to driving, sour of the moment 3-4 hours (one way) to get poutine or some shit she saw on a TV show. This isn't even the furthest she's gone afield for fast food.
Don’t forget you have to take a picture for a passport. An unfiltered picture. That’s a bridge too far for our soon to be skinny legend.Oh yes, I forgot about the incredible effort involved in procuring a passport.
Imagine being blind and your friends set you up on a date with Chantal just to prank your assblind people have a heightened sense of smell, so they could easily smell Chinny coming from miles away. Should be common sense, blind or no, to avoid a pig farm if you smell one coming up.