Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[Waterweight]

It's even weirder than that. She said they made her sign papers demanding she never apply to be a foster parent.

She said she and Ali applied to be foster parents because you know, free money. She also claimed she was taking in $2000 a month in food vouchers for her unlicensed daycare.

Anyway, someone shows up with legal documents and made her sign them because they're Muslim and the woman was a racist, according to Amy.

Because of course Amy thinks Muslim is a race, just like that WK in her comment section @a bootiful jung woman just posted.

She has an excuse for everything. The legal documents is cause she’s Muslim, she eats to much cause it’s a disorder. To be inside her delusional brain must be amazing she actually believes her own bullshit

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

The laws for in-home daycare vary state by state, but in mine the law *used* to be that you can keep up to 6 (or 7?) children in your home and care who are not related to you without gubbamint intervention. Anymore than that and it was illegal, and to have more than that number requires official state licensing and certification.

Recently the law changed to you can only keep ONE not blood-related child in your care for pay. And in order to get licensed by the state, you practically need to have a spotless home with mega, overzealous childproofing and have food certificates that you're feeding them healthy food from a clean kitchen. You basically need to be rich with enough money to build a separate building for your daycare.

I know these laws vary state by state but I imagine they're mostly similar across the board.

I know this because my mother kept an in-home daycare for several years, but had to quit when a licensed daycare decided to go sabotage-mode by spying on local babysitters and ratting them out to the feds (so the parents will have to come to her and pay her prices). There was this sweet older lady who got scared shitless 'cause the feds came to her door because she had 4 neighbor children she babysat.

 

[THOTto]

Since msfvckingwonderful or whoever the fuck it is keeps coming up not only here but in a few threads, can someone just make a thread on her? We also have a space for thread suggestions just for the beauty parlor, the prospering grounds if you want to collaborate with other kiwis, and a thread for requests and resources in general. Along with personal lolcows and obscure laughingstocks - both of which have evolved into people getting their own thread after freaking out from being posted or trying to have the post taken down. There's probably more then that too, the reason this thread got going was @StrawberryDouche took initiative, that's how every thread starts. Also saying someone deserves a thread over and over can alert them to being on our radar and have them go into delete fucking everything.

 

[KimWexlerEsq]

reading between the lines of some things Amy has said, there are some regulatory reason/s why she's no longer in the childcare business:

transcript from Oct 2019

Oh yes, she started at 14, and must never have stopped, in order to add up to her self-proclaimed “24 years of experience in childcare”, some apparently requiring completely sacrificing sleep. I wonder if she will cite these credentials to back up her next (AND FINAL!!!) lecture on proper child disciplining techniques and the dangers of reporting to DHS.

It's even weirder than that. She said they made her sign papers demanding she never apply to be a foster parent.

Would this prevent her from adopting Jeremiah?

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Fresh sockpuppet adventures on Amy's channel

Spoiler: Amy is that you?

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Her socks may as well be wearing mini training bra hijabs. She can come up with a million names and accounts, but there's no disguising her grammar and spelling.

 

[krazy orange cat]

We have been blessed

Edit to add: Amy's sock has entered the chat

 

[Deadpool]

I use to suffer from

I use to suffer from what used to be called 20 something years ago nervous stomach aches when I was stressed. Why? I was taking away from my parents but had to see them weekly, and after a visit or dealings with them, my stomach would kill me. I would describe the pain as being equal or worse then having a child. I would lay on my floor in pain. Eventually that stopped when I got older. But no wonder the kids have stomach problems or I’m surprised they’re not sick all the time from stress. Imagine living inconstant fear of being beat with a spoon. Being beat for being a kid. For disturbing mommy while she’s trying to make a YouTube video.
I raised some kids, and I never beat or degraded them by saying “you’re bad”. And guess what? They’re normal functioning adults now. Not co dependent, and not trying to fill a void cause their mommy or daddy beat them. That’s what being a parent should be about raising a child to become a functioning, compassionate, loving adults. Nothing makes my blood boil more than seeing people with kids just scream and scream at their kids in a store. Amy can’t control her eating and is reckless with that, is anyone surprised she is reckless when it comes to parenting?

While I find your pain hilarious, I have to question your need to power level all over the place like a moron to show you're better than a land whale who beats her kids with a wooden spoon. Maybe if your parents beat you harder you wouldn't do that.

 

[Omega Man]

Please pardon my double post.

I'm not sure if Amy really thought this through, but it sounds like she's saying if people keep calling and making false reports, one day she'll whoop her kids really super bad and the authorities won't take it seriously because of all the previous false reports. She does know that authorities aren't going to disregard calls about other families just because people were calling about her, right?

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This clip is really unsettling, but let's get the yuk yuks out of the way first. No, Alexandre Dumass, I haven't "heard" the story, "The Child That Cries Woof." This incredible, quarter-ton megatard. I have also never heard "Yellowhair and Some Bears," nor am I familiar with "The Girl and Her Red Cape and a Woof." How is it possible to be this wrong about such basic stuff? Actually, I think I know and I guess it's pretty grim (no pun intended). Shit parents, shit childhood, and shit for brains across the board. And the cycle continues.

I don't see this clip as anything other than her telling us (with especially dead eyes this time) that one day she is really gon fugg up dem keedz, and it will be the haydurs fault. Sincerely hope I am wrong, but as a card-carrying hammer, it's a nail-filled vista for me.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

This clip is really unsettling, but let's get the yuk yuks out of the way first. No, Alexandre Dumass, I haven't "heard" the story, "The Child That Cries Woof." This incredible, quarter-ton megatard. I have also never heard "Yellowhair and Some Bears," nor am I familiar with "The Girl and Her Red Cape and a Woof." How is it possible to be this wrong about such basic stuff?

If you like those selections, might I acquaint you with ALR's oft repeated, favorite saying "what's like chaos to the fly, is probably, like, not chaos to the bee, or whatever"

ETA: This bit of wisdom, otherwise known as "normal is an illusion. What's normal to the spider is chaos to the fly" comes from the very depths of an Adam's Family episode. The fly/bee comparison wasn't a mistake (as far as she knows). She's repeated her version of this expression several times, once in her most recent video, and the other video I remember her using it in is when she and becky went to Ruby Tuesday's with misty dawn pedo fucker after the GFM scandal.

 

[Angel Dust]

Oh yes, she started at 14, and must never have stopped, in order to add up to her self-proclaimed “24 years of experience in childcare”, some apparently requiring completely sacrificing sleep. I wonder if she will cite these credentials to back up her next (AND FINAL!!!) lecture on proper child disciplining techniques and the dangers of reporting to DHS.

Would this prevent her from adopting Jeremiah?

I'm pretty sure Jeremiah was before the foster care thing

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I'm pretty sure Jeremiah was before the foster care thing

Jeremiah has never been legally adopted, so that whole mess probably wasn't even on their radar at the time, I suppose she could have said he was just another child using her service. I also wonder if that would be an issue if she bothered to legally adopt Jeremiah.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Fresh sockpuppet adventures on Amy's channel

Spoiler: Amy is that you?

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"mind your own business"
It's always very special when people who broadcast their every fart onto the internet say this.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think Ali REALLY wants to be famous, even if only for a few hundred people. I think he’s going to get his wish, good and hard — but for being a child abuser who willingly fucked a deathfat at least twice. NOT for his on-camera charisma.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I think Ali REALLY wants to be famous, even if only for a few hundred people. I think he’s going to get his wish, good and hard — but for being a child abuser who willingly fucked a deathfat at least twice. NOT for his on-camera charisma.

Wow, he really got off on reciting ever generic self-help book out there. It's absolutely ironic, because it's everything Jeremiah should be telling his parents, and understanding about boundaries and standing up for himself.

Also, Ali's eyebrows are ever so slightly uneven, one is a bit higher than the other, I couldn't pay attention to anything else after I noticed, but I doubt I missed much of his pseudo-feel-goody drivel.

 

[krazy orange cat]

I think Ali REALLY wants to be famous, even if only for a few hundred people. I think he’s going to get his wish, good and hard — but for being a child abuser who willingly fucked a deathfat at least twice. NOT for his on-camera charisma.

No one will ever convince me that Amy's pregnancies didn't involve a turkey baster. Just look at Ali -- he couldn't even lift her massive gunt to try and find her dainty hole.

 

[Fiddledee]

No one will ever convince me that Amy's pregnancies didn't involve a turkey baster. Just look at Ali -- he couldn't even lift her massive gunt to try and find her dainty hole.

I am betting some turkey spam was also involved.

 

[New & Improved Username]

No one will ever convince me that Amy's pregnancies didn't involve a turkey baster. Just look at Ali -- he couldn't even lift her massive gunt to try and find her dainty hole.

Well she did say he helps powder her fat roll creases in that video where she gives her deathfat hygiene secrets.

 

[Fiddledee]

I think Ali REALLY wants to be famous, even if only for a few hundred people. I think he’s going to get his wish, good and hard — but for being a child abuser who willingly fucked a deathfat at least twice. NOT for his on-camera charisma.

I am still waiting for Mr. Hairy knuckles to deliver his vengeance via Youtube, swatting, or other. It is simply against his nature to sit back and ignore. I've wondered if he has guns in the home, not that I'm against gun ownership, but hope it's locked up away from the kidses, since they are unsupervised and get into everything while Amy is passed out on her recliner or locked in her room. He strikes me as a volcano ready to explode. Amy's family hated him from the start.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I am still waiting for Mr. Hairy knuckles to deliver his vengeance via Youtube, swatting, or other. It is simply against his nature to sit back and ignore. I've wondered if he has guns in the home, not that I'm against gun ownership, but hope it's locked up away from the kidses, since they are unsupervised and get into everything while Amy is passed out on her recliner or locked in her room. He strikes me as a volcano ready to explode. Amy's family hated him from the start.

To be fair, they hate her too, so the bar was really only at floor level, at best

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

I think Ali REALLY wants to be famous, even if only for a few hundred people. I think he’s going to get his wish, good and hard — but for being a child abuser who willingly fucked a deathfat at least twice. NOT for his on-camera charisma.

"Amy is sick. Sharing is caring. I gave her my cold. So she really is sick", who are you trying to convince here?