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[orelpuppington]

conservative homophobes hate gay people for being degenerate sinners who can't reproduce. liberal homophobes hate gay people because lesbians dont want to date them or suck girldick.

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

The arguement of troons having "earned the right to be a woman" always boils down to the dumbest stereotypes. Yes, a trans woman probably puts in a lot more effort to look "womanly" than I do. He probably needs to get surgery, slather his face in makeup, practice having a feminine walk and mannerisms, fill himself with hormones, and dress with delicate attention to his bodytype to be barely passable. On the other hand, I could walk outside in a men's T-shit and jeans and people would still know I'm a chick. I don't have to act womanly because acting female isn't what makes someone a woman, you just are.
Troons think if you go through the social rituals of being female that makes you female, that being male or female is reduced to arbitrary ways you dress and talk. People would be seething if troons said women with buzzcuts in men's clothing are less of women because of the way they act, but that is the implication at play here. If we equate femaleness to acting in a way stereotypical of the female sex, you are saying all women who don't act female are less of women for it. We're bringing back old school sexism in the name of appeasing trannies.

By that measure, troons are more cat than cats, because they have to buy and put on cat ears but Biscuit just gets up from her nap and stretches and waltzes away, that cunt.

 

[MetalParakeet]

9 days ago they were running for their life, but now they have three girlfriends that they're leaching a house off. Troons move fast

 

[Agarathium1066]

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9 days ago they were running for their life, but now they have three girlfriends that they're leaching a house off. Troons move fast

It's the U-haul lesbian moveset. Just go in whole hog and take as much as you can before regret settles in. Then cling onto as much as you can in the hopes they'll toss a few baubles your way to get you to leave.

Also, I sincerely doubt they were actually running from any legitimate threat.

 

[admiral]

Been awhile since a neovag has been posted here. I found this delusional user who goes by u/SinAthena from the r/manmadepussy sub. He is quite confident about himself and his neovag and is making OnlyFans porn with it, often referring to it as if it’s a sentient thing and denoting it with “her”...

It's fucking crooked lol. The fact that he's had to signpost it with little venus signs only makes it funnier.

 

[First Aid Kit]

A happy lesbian marriage timeline from CrystalStorm.

Featuring as beautiful post op burlesque performer.

For Star Wars fans

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In case of someone wondering who might inspire Crystal to be a lesbian.

Finally, in case of anyone wondering how his wife is still happy about this situation.

 

[orelpuppington]

A happy lesbian marriage timeline from CrystalStorm.

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Featuring as beautiful post op burlesque performer.
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For Star Wars fans
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In case of someone wondering who might inspire Crystal to be a lesbian.
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Finally, in case of anyone wondering how his wife is still happy about this situation.
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stories like this happen all the time. they had the easy, legal straight wedding, and now get to cosplay as fantasy lesbians and get to pretend theyre oppressed. trans "lesbians" and their straight wives get to get married, and they brag about it online about how they found the legal loophole. (a lot of these happened years ago obviously, before the US legalized it) it still happens in other countries as well though.

"terfs need to stop ruining lesbianism" lady, youre the one who married a man. youre not a dyke.

 

[Bani]

Been awhile since a neovag has been posted here. I found this delusional user who goes by u/SinAthena from the r/manmadepussy sub. He is quite confident about himself and his neovag and is making OnlyFans porn with it, often referring to it as if it’s a sentient thing and denoting it with “her”...
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The face of a troon very proud of her life decisions. Good for her!
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Also, he happens to be fully nude taking selfies in what appears to be a McDonalds bathroom...
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So lopping his pp off made it easier for him to piss? I’m pressing X on this one. Also I thought the reaction from these other troons was amusing.

Spoiler: lots of nsfw pics

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This user basically summed up my thoughts on the matter...
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Oh, I remember this guy. It's Spongetroon Squarepants, the troon with gross yellowing skin and a weirdly square-looking groin.

stories like this happen all the time. they had the easy, legal straight wedding, and now get to cosplay as fantasy lesbians and get to pretend theyre oppressed. trans "lesbians" and their straight wives get to get married, and they brag about it online about how they found the legal loophole. (a lot of these happened years ago obviously, before the US legalized it) it still happens in other countries as well though.

"terfs need to stop ruining lesbianism" lady, youre the one who married a man. youre not a dyke.

That's what really confuses the hell out of me. Why do straight women who marry troons call themselves lesbians? Okay, I know, they do it for woke points. But seriously, even if we go by their own ass-backwards, girldick-including brand of lesbianism, they were still married to a man at one point, and I'm sure the guy the married wasn't the first man they dated. Even by the wokest of standards, they would be bisexual, not lesbian.

Of course, "bisexual" is a dirty word to most troons, who refuse to date bisexuals on account of it "not being validating." Hell, "bisexual" is also still dirty word to some gay people, who view it basically as Diet Straight.

You just know that the "lesbian" wives of men-turned-troon would balk at the idea of eating out an actual woman. There's no better testament to their bullshit than that.

 

[Spooniest spoon]

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9 days ago they were running for their life, but now they have three girlfriends that they're leaching a house off. Troons move fast

Because when you're fleeing from an abusive ex, the smartest thing you can do is plaster pictures of your face and location all over the internet.

 

[stupid fuck]

this Caitlin Spice person is an 'activist' who lives on twitter, and you can absolutely guarantee he'll show up with a tweetstorm whenever something of note happens on troon twitter. he's been the subject of a few posts in this thread before.

endorsing child abuse and a hot take
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senpai noticed me





nigga look at that upper torso, can't facetune that shit out

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Been awhile since a neovag has been posted here. I found this delusional user who goes by u/SinAthena from the r/manmadepussy sub. He is quite confident about himself and his neovag and is making OnlyFans porn with it, often referring to it as if it’s a sentient thing and denoting it with “her”...
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The face of a troon very proud of her life decisions. Good for her!
...
Also, he happens to be fully nude taking selfies in what appears to be a McDonalds bathroom...
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So lopping his pp off made it easier for him to piss? I’m pressing X on this one. Also I thought the reaction from these other troons was amusing.

Spoiler: lots of nsfw pics

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This user basically summed up my thoughts on the matter...
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Apparently, even gynaecologists can't tell the difference between this and a genuine set of female genitalia...

Which is a bit weird, when you can tell from even the legs-together frontal that that's a deflated ballsack, and that's before we get into the utter lack if a clit and the various bits that are supposed to look like labia but don't.

And, the final clue just in case you're a permavirgin who's never seen female genitalia before: vaginas aren't situated halfway up your belly. So not only do neovaginas look nothing like the real thing, they're not even in the correct place.


But you keep grinning that smug grin, mate. Life is bliss when you're too narcissistic to admit to yourself that you know the troon surgeon is lying when he tells you your butchered cock n balls look just like a real woman's bits. Affirmation is so important, after all!

 

[Haramburger]

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9 days ago they were running for their life, but now they have three girlfriends that they're leaching a house off. Troons move fast

"please disregard the ugly tattoo"
I'm gonna disregard your presenting as female too, since you can't be trusted to make good decisions about how you present yourself to the world with any conviction.

 

[remiem]

This person really really needs to wash their hair with extra conditioner every day and brush it thoroughly. Long hair is a pain, that's why I went short for a while. It requires a lot of upkeep to look good or else you look like that one creepy rocker guy with unwashed hair who goes to every death metal concert in the mosh pit.

Uh no. Conditioner should only be applied to the ends of the hair and sparingly. It weighs down hair if you apply it all over and not daily, daily hair washing with long hair is a terrible idea. With conditoner? Your hair will look like this.

Guy needs to keep his ends trimed, wash every other day, and learn how to use a brush. Although he's probably balding and has thin hair contributing to the state of it.

Long hair is easy to manage so long as it isn't super thick or treading into rapunzel territory. The biggest thing is cutting off your ends on the regular which people struggle with as it causes length loss.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Uh no. Conditioner should only be applied to the ends of the hair and sparingly. It weighs down hair if you apply it all over and not daily, daily hair washing with long hair is a terrible idea. With conditoner? Your hair will look like this.

Guy needs to keep his ends trimed, wash every other day, and learn how to use a brush. Although he's probably balding and has thin hair contributing to the state of it.

Long hair is easy to manage so long as it isn't super thick or treading into rapunzel territory. The biggest thing is cutting off your ends on the regular which people struggle with as it causes length loss.

Getting your hair to look like a L’Oréal ad is hard. Getting your hair to look clean is not.

 

[young chestnut]

This dude again.


So crazy that no one sees your moobs for the womanly flesh they truly are.


Is it... not already based on male/female organs...?


Very normal stuff that very normal people post.

Here's more about this "daddy" who appears to be either a 14 year old or a trans man (I repeat myself, I know) and lives in Austria:

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I remember when I thought "pornsick" was a funny term. I get it now.

 

[lololololagain]

This dude again.

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So crazy that no one sees your moobs for the womanly flesh they truly are.

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Is it... not already based on male/female organs...?

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Very normal stuff that very normal people post.

Here's more about this "daddy" who appears to be either a 14 year old or a trans man (I repeat myself, I know) and lives in Austria:

Spoiler

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I remember when I thought "pornsick" was a funny term. I get it now.

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why does his "boyfriend" look like him before he trooned out? Are they related?

also I don't have a dick nor a prostate but why give up actually being able to have proper nut for a Neo Slash that seems to cause so many transwomen so much grief? If her boyfriend doesn't mind his dick and *gag* likes to "breed him" why cut off ur dick, just to have cum in a numb hole that takes forever to heal, looks like chewed gum and will probably make sex worst?
Can a neo vag cum? Does it feel like anything? This person wants to have his brother's baby but a neo vag won't fix that. When will transwomen start wearing fake pregnancy bellies? I think that's coming.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

man, I knew Caitlin Spice was large but I didn't know she was that gigantic AND covered with ugly tattoos

you really can practically get a bingo with any one of these troons

is that her husband next to her dressed like Mario?

 

[ComZet]

A happy lesbian marriage timeline from CrystalStorm.

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Featuring as beautiful post op burlesque performer.
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For Star Wars fans
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In case of someone wondering who might inspire Crystal to be a lesbian.
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Finally, in case of anyone wondering how his wife is still happy about this situation.
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Just like the heifer Amanda Knox, heterosexual in a heterosexual marriage with kids until the husband troons out and then suddenly they’ve always been lesbians.

The irony of a straight woman saying actual lesbians are ruining lesbianism. Straight women stop claiming to be lesbians challenge 2020.

 

[Kirkorov]

man, I knew Caitlin Spice was large but I didn't know she was that gigantic AND covered with ugly tattoos

you really can practically get a bingo with any one of these troons

is that her husband next to her dressed like Mario?

This is what makes me lol

Meanwhile a video of "Giantess Caitlyn"


Cate, newsflash. Everyone knows you're not a woman. They don't think it because they're hateful, they just KNOW you're a male transitioning or a Trans woman or whatever because they have sight. The majority of trannies don't pass.
Instead of forcing society to pretend they believe in your delusions, why not just advocate for society to accept Trans people as they are?
And lol at the interview in the link. "I'm just facing constant harassment hurrrrrr". But then you look at Cate's timeline;

"Terf bad.Terf bad. Terf bad. Terf bad.
Terf Terf Terf Terf Terf Terf Terf CIS lesbian. CIS lesbian. CIS lesbian. TERF. CIS Lesbian. Lesbians! LESBIANS. Those mean lesbians. Askshooly, Lesbians LOVE Trans women. Evil CIS lesbian telling me a true wahman that I should use a different change room when I totes pass!
Quote tweet; Terf! Quote tweet; Terf ! Quote tweet; Terf! Terf !Terf !Terf!"

Yeah bro, I wonder why the womb-havers might tweet back at you somewhat annoyed?

 

[illhavetwo]

Ortberg-Lavery roundup!

The second excerpt of Lavery's paywalled blog seems to be a reaction to some critical comments on Reddit. The feedback he receives on social media is 100% YAAAAS KWEEN sycophancy; he apparently thought he was universally loved until he found threads about himself on /r/blogsnark and suffered a narc injury. Mallory was a successful blogger with a devoted following of fans before she met Lavery, and Lavery apparently imagines that these fans see him as a Yoko Ono figure. In his blog entry, he tortures the Yoko metaphor, then meanders into some truly vile observations about Mallory's intellect and social status vis-a-vis his own glory, and finishes off with some bizarre details about their BDSM group sex.

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The boy I’m gonna Yoko’s fans have begun to notice me! Omg. They bitch meaninglessly about me behind their meaningless hands. It’s transmisogyny actually. Honestly I love having my own haters now. I was born for haters. I was born to be the best. I suppose I do have a rather ruthless streak!

The boy I’m gonna Yoko is a couple of years younger than me - just a couple, nothing scandalous! I think he likes that I’ve seen a lot of the world, that I have as many seductive stories as he does. Plus, I’m successful in my own world. It’s a whole other thing. I can introduce him to the high art types he used to be afraid of, and they don’t turn their noses up at him because he’s there with me. He’s there on my visa. Novelists and artists, critics and choreographers - they never would have been seen dead with him before, and now they let him sit with them and listen to his opinions about pop culture. And he’s read books, he’s not stupid. He writes poetry, too - he writes the most beautiful sixth-form-style poetry, you wouldn’t believe how lovely it sounds, almost like it was written by the young Yeats, or a more earnest Rupert Brooke.

The boy I’m gonna Yoko is supple, flexible. He can touch his toes. His arms bend back when I put him in stress positions. Then I let my friends take a ride. We do everything to him, we call him names and slap his face but we are careful not to lay our fingers on even the outer fringes of his ego. We call him “slut” and “faggot.” We put him in a harness and sling him around the room like a pebble. He likes that. It’s not very high-impact, but it’s a more intense sensation than anyone who has ever used Reddit, has ever experienced, or will ever. In a sense, the whole experience is a long meditation on the powerless of the fans, the fragility of their compensatory fantasies. Bless! I fucking love to ruin things.

If you don't like him, you're a transmisogynist. And if you use Reddit, you'll never cum as hard as Lavery can! Not ever!

This work of art belongs in the cluster b Louvre. The seething anger, the desire to humiliate his partner because of something someone else said. Fantastic.