DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Very Honest Content]

He's already spent all those bonus 200,000 credits in Mass Effect 2. He has no money left

He literally is on the purchase screen, selecting items to buy, says he doesn't know how much they cost, can't read the screen where it lists prices and how much credit remains on his character's inventory. Spends it all, then talks the seller into offering him a discount after he's emptied his account. Poor person relationship with vidya credit and bugged vision mechanics dood. IRL nothing he could do imitating art nothing he could do.

I tipped the 55$ thinking he'd actually buy the game. I saw it as me paying for a good "this is how you don't play" and the last 5$ was the rest of the money I had on twitch. I don't watch twitch so I just gave it to him. Me saying I was "out" was meant as that's the last time you'll get $$ from me was all. I don't hate Phil. I just enjoy watching a shit show.

"No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you."

Reading is not your strong suit, I imagine, but that up there? That's you, it's there for those like you, it's placed above the comment box for those like you to realize you're doing something not wise. Heed it in the future maybe?

I'm more interested in how the story ends at this point. With this bankruptcy it seems that his time may be up at this point. How in the heck do you get 100k in credit card debt. You can't live like he does and everything eventually not come crashing down

He just needs a lot more entitled cheerers to send him $60 after costing them more than that in bits over and over again to tell him to play a game he won't before telling them off, he'll be perfectly fine, you and your ilk will see to that...

Says the guy who earlier admitted to giving Phil money cause he wanted Phil to play Code Vein.

Can't even keep the cover story straight for 50 posts on kiwifarms, hope this isn't going to be a trend this year or else the salt extraction in the bankruptcy arc will be diminished, yuoogely!

Real talk, you can watch the trainwreck unfold without giving him a cent...Give the 50 to a streamer who appreciates it, give it to charity, spend it on a night out. Hell, give it to a cam whore to flash her tits, at least you'll get something in return.

I'm assuming, at the minimum, bisexuality and a moob fetish being the motivations for these poster types now.

 

[actually]

(I think you mean February instead of October?)

Here's an attempt to give some kind of an overview, based on my own numbers:
Disclaimer: the numbers should be fairly accurate, unless I fucked up big time somewhere. In that case it was not my fault. Nothing I could do.

<> Average amounts of tips/cheers/subs/totals - calculated over the past six months (Aug-Jan), DSP received the following amounts on average:

- average tips per month: $4.175
- average cheers and subs per month: $3.726
- average total (cheers, subs, tips) per month: $7.901

<> Current stats since the Bankruptcy Saga announcement was made, so from January 16 to February 16:

- tips: $5.514 => 132% compared to average
- cheers + subs: $3.504 => 94% compared to average
- total (tips + cheers + subs): $9.018 => 114% compared to average

So yeah, tips are up by a decent amount and cheers + subs are around the average amount since the bankruptcy was announced, making the total to be around 14% above average.

But here's the kicker: the tips amount has been boosted by a couple of significant contributions during this period. For example:

- a couple of people went all out during the February 12 Pokéscam stream, outbidding each other with multiple $25+ tips (one person's tips added up to at least $192)
- "Godzilla" tipped $200 during the February 13 early stream
- Straightcashhomie29 has been stepping up with multiple $10-40 tips the past few week in an attempt to buy his way into becoming a mod

In short: a couple of paypigs have been stepping up, so nothing we haven't seen before, tbh.

To put things into perspective, DSP received roughly $920 in tips alone during the four streams of February 12 & 13. I haven't calculated what DSP receives on average per day in tips, but just looking at the numbers I'd estimate that to be around $150 a day (the two streams combined).
So if you take away the exorbitant $920 received during the four streams of February 12 & 13 and replace that with the "normal average" of $300 (2 * $150 a day), you'll get a tips total for Jan 16 to Feb 16 of $5.514 -/- $620 = $4.894 instead. Compared to the 6-month average of $4.175, that's "only" 117%. And this is excluding (most of) Straightcashhomie29's sudden tipping surge, for example.

So yeah, that should give a rough idea of how much of an impact a handful of whales can have on monthly totals.

Just to add, while Phil is on track for a higher than usual month, it's not going to be wildly different (at this point). I expect a little more increase from the begathons.

@Peakock27 Welcome to the farms, I guess.

 

[ProvenWrong]

Been working quite a bit, so been catching up on Phil.

I honestly have to say that this Code Vein nonsense from what I gathered is sad... He won't play it because it has Tits, and he has a wife? So, It's a video game. who cares. Who in the right mind thinks like this?

"Oh the game has anime tits? Nope. Can't do it. I'm married, dood!"

Like what in the hell? From my retrospective, that is quite sad. That a man/and or his wife, is so insecure of seeing big tits on the screen that is the reason he is avoiding it entirely.

 

[tzgnilki]

Been working quite a bit, so been catching up on Phil.

I honestly have to say that this Code Vein nonsense from what I gathered is sad... He won't play it because it has Tits, and he has a wife? So, It's a video game. who cares. Who in the right mind thinks like this?

"Oh the game has anime tits? Nope. Can't do it. I'm married, dood!"

Like what in the hell? From my retrospective, that is quite sad. That a man/and or his wife, is so insecure of seeing big tits on the screen that is the reason he is avoiding it entirely.

he's insecure

 

[ProvenWrong]

he's insecure

Quite Pathetic... and what's even more astonishing is how he is LITERALLY getting money thrown his way - case and point this Peacock guy - and he is still saying no? So much for being strapped for cash.

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

I tipped the 55$ thinking he'd actually buy the game.

Then you're a fucking idiot

 

[TheTractor]

Phil having the lung constitution of a sick 90 year old at 37, nice.

- I have throat problems from being a full time streamer.
- My dumb bitch mother smoked during pregnancy.
- I was raised with secondary smoke effects.

First, did he ever mentionned that his mother smoked during pregnancy before? That would explain his stroked dumb mouth.

'' Smoking during pregnancy increases the risk of health problems for developing babies, including preterm birth, low birth weight, and birth defects of the mouth and lip. ''

I also think that baby pigroach was dropped at an early age or had a skull fracture during delivery; that would explain the ''Dave with the oddly shaped head'' part.

So to remedy all that ( assuming it's true ) Dave spends his days sitting on his ass, in a closed room dustier than my dick. Walks for 2 hours every tuesdays. Oh and he doesn't need to hit the gym despite packing jugs bigger than Khet.

 

[A Ghost]

I tipped the 55$ thinking he'd actually buy the game. I saw it as me paying for a good "this is how you don't play" and the last 5$ was the rest of the money I had on twitch. I don't watch twitch so I just gave it to him. Me saying I was "out" was meant as that's the last time you'll get $$ from me was all. I don't hate Phil. I just enjoy watching a shit show.

you know that forum guidelines thing above the post box did you just not read that or...

 

[dsflfdsl23012]

Been working quite a bit, so been catching up on Phil.

I honestly have to say that this Code Vein nonsense from what I gathered is sad... He won't play it because it has Tits, and he has a wife? So, It's a video game. who cares. Who in the right mind thinks like this?

"Oh the game has anime tits? Nope. Can't do it. I'm married, dood!"

Like what in the hell? From my retrospective, that is quite sad. That a man/and or his wife, is so insecure of seeing big tits on the screen that is the reason he is avoiding it entirely.

I've dated a girl like that. She was controlling and insecure at times and would flip over the dumbest shit. I imagine Kat has Phil by the balls and that's why. It's her way or the highway. And he doesn't want to miss out on his once a month sex session (AFTER he takes her for a night out or a shopping spree). Though I imagine she gets eaten out whenever she wants. And only because she's horny, they're "together" and there's no other prospects around atm. I've seen these types before. Very easy to tell by the behavior of their partner. All give and no take with some crumbs sprinkled around so they keep the leash on.

 

[actually]

Despite having received $1500 in tips over the past 4-5 days, Phil is still begging hard for those tips that help the most so he can pay his tax guy and mumblemumblewwe.

 

[ProvenWrong]

I've dated a girl like that. She was controlling and insecure at times and would flip over the dumbest shit. I imagine Kat has Phil by the balls and that's why. It's her way or the highway. And he doesn't want to miss out on his once a month sex session (AFTER he takes her for a night out or a shopping spree). Though I imagine she gets eaten out whenever she wants. And only because she's horny, they're "together" and there's no other prospects around atm. I've seen these types before. Very easy to tell by the behavior of their partner. All give and no take with some crumbs sprinkled around so they keep the leash on.

What a load of horse shit. With the money Phils racking in he could have several escorts in and out his house - but instead he has settled for this Animorphis Women...

Edit: I just realized people joke about Kat being a horse... so the first part plays perfectly. Lol

 

[actually]

And now Phil is pretending he has no idea what the significance of March 6th is. "firstfill" is still a dipshit for paying $12 to bring it up, considering Phil didn't even say the actual date.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

He won't play it because it has Tits, and he has a wife?

So Khat and Code Vein have something in common?

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

@Peakock27 Well my dude I get where you are coming from and intending. Of course I disagree with your methods but I understand it. Most people are slamming you for giving DSP money and offering alternatives or saying there are more worthy people. But that doesn't accomplish your goal of getting DSP to get to play this game specifically. You're effectively buying a custom TIHYDP and most people are missing that point. I think you're missing theirs as well a bit, which is that DSP has repeatedly and nearly every time taken money given to him to buy a game and said "no" only to spend it on whatever he wanted. Ontop of that the extra 5 was especially not needed since it's like insult to injury. You gave him money, he said no, then you give him more money. You'd be better off sending him a physical copy of the game and tricking him into playing it, like talking about how it's a viral hit on the rise, and investor meetings from US and Japan are going nuts about how to further capitalize on it like Twitch business to business dealings.

Sorry people are harsh but they kind of have a right to be in some manner, just not the exceptional way they are now. It was dumb to give him money in the same way its dumb to give an alcoholic or drug addict money. Better to send him the game with a politely worded letter to convince him. He's going to be more likely to play it since it's already paid for and it gives him more of his own money to use on sweaty pixels.

I honestly see sending him a game to get a TIHYDP that seems hilarious as less "fondling the feces" as people say around here than what normally occurs in DSP detractor communities. He's going to play whatever game, you're just getting your favorite flavor of it. Giving him money at this point is pretty inexcusable but chalk it up to a dumb decision that has informed future decisions.

Welcome to the farms and stop talking like a redditor with that kiwifarms "you people" attitude you're evoking in the "charm" bs. It's just lame and serves to show that you aren't thick skinned but are allowing yourself to sidestep feedback on your poor choice via writing the community off as a whole. A community that you came to, to explain yourself, of your own volition, for no purpose. Enjoy watching the tards, take care to not make yourself one. Far too many here look too long into the abyss without diversifying to other abysses or taking breaks.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Even by Phil's standards, the absolute state of this

MundaneDave on Twitter

“Second hour of Doom II last night was its own TIHYDP What do you do when you have 2% health? Save game. What do you do when you get stuck inside a glitch? Save game! https://t.co/Ge0YgxWKtI”

twitter.com

Attacks a melee enemy with a rocket launcher. Attacks a hit scanner with a chainsaw. It never ceases to amaze me how bad he is

 

[ProvenWrong]

So Khat and Code Vein have something in common?

I don't know, man.
2D Tit's > Kat's 3D tit's

 

[Meech]

I don't know, man.
2D Tit's > Kat's 3D tit's

Khet's tits look pretty 2D to me.

 

[The Gibbon]

Been working quite a bit, so been catching up on Phil.

I honestly have to say that this Code Vein nonsense from what I gathered is sad... He won't play it because it has Tits, and he has a wife? So, It's a video game. who cares. Who in the right mind thinks like this?

"Oh the game has anime tits? Nope. Can't do it. I'm married, dood!"

Like what in the hell? From my retrospective, that is quite sad. That a man/and or his wife, is so insecure of seeing big tits on the screen that is the reason he is avoiding it entirely.

It's probaby an excuse to avoid playing another action game that he'll fumble at.

 

[verydumb]

ProvenWrong

Been working quite a bit, so been catching up on Phil.

I honestly have to say that this Code Vein nonsense from what I gathered is sad... He won't play it because it has Tits, and he has a wife? So, It's a video game. who cares. Who in the right mind thinks like this?

"Oh the game has anime tits? Nope. Can't do it. I'm married, dood!"

Like what in the hell? From my retrospective, that is quite sad. That a man/and or his wife, is so insecure of seeing big tits on the screen that is the reason he is avoiding it entirely.

he's insecure

Potential reasons
* He has so little respect for kat, he thinks playing a game that has tig bitties will make her jealous. (SAD!)
* She forbids him because she actually gets jealous over pixel bosoms. (SAD!)
* He gets a hard-on from pixelated bosoms and he'll actually feel like he's cheating on kat. (SAD!)

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

And now Phil is pretending he has no idea what the significance of March 6th is. "firstfill" is still a dipshit for paying $12 to bring it up, considering Phil didn't even say the actual date.

What is the significance? The day after his court case where he'll refuse to talk about it and ban lots of people?