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Gather around for storytime!

Kuuenbu is a literal autist who's chiefly known on SA for an incident that took place when he was DJ-ing goon radio. Back in the days of Winamp, streaming radio was quite popular, and apparently the goons had at least one radio station that, from the looks of it, mostly played absolute shit. After running one particular song, Kuuenbu decided it would be a great idea to whine about how hard it was to DJ, a process in which you click and drag songs into a box to put them in order for Winamp to autoplay to anonymous idiots on the internet. People got tired of Kuuenbu's voice after about one minute and started calling him out on IRC for being a little bitch, to which he responded by having a complete meltdown live on air until his dad intervened. Even after that, you could hear Kuuenbu chasing his dad around the house and shrieking at him to give back his microphone.

Oh, and Kuuenbu looked like this. He's probably a troon now.

 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
Gather around for storytime!

Kuuenbu is a literal autist who's chiefly known on SA for an incident that took place when he was DJ-ing goon radio. Back in the days of Winamp, streaming radio was quite popular, and apparently the goons had at least one radio station that, from the looks of it, mostly played absolute shit. After running one particular song, Kuuenbu decided it would be a great idea to whine about how hard it was to DJ, a process in which you click and drag songs into a box to put them in order for Winamp to autoplay to anonymous idiots on the internet. People got tired of Kuuenbu's voice after about one minute and started calling him out on IRC for being a little bitch, to which he responded by having a complete meltdown live on air until his dad intervened. Even after that, you could hear Kuuenbu chasing his dad around the house and shrieking at him to give back his microphone.

Oh, and Kuuenbu looked like this. He's probably a troon now.

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Never seen this before, but this is amazing. Kueenbu's dad should have taken lessons from Bob Chandler though, his internet lumberjack skills are lacking.


Manah said:
Is that the same incident where NO YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD came from or was that a different goon radio meltdown?
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Just watched the entire thing and he says that line verbatim, so probably.
 
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That's absolutely my favorite thing to ever come from SA. It's a masterpiece.

This is a close second though:

A loose female acquaintance of mine calls me at 1:00am today and asks me if I could print something on the computer for her and bring it over in the afternoon. "Hey yeah sure sure, whatever you need I'll help you, I'm all yours," I tell her. She sends me this file and lo and behold I can't open it. It's made in Microsoft Publisher and I don't have that program so I begin panicing, trying to find this program or a way to print the file. Scouring the internet yields no results and I do my usual pacing in my room.

I finally come up with an idea and I tell the girl, if I can proceed with it. The plan was I would carry my printer about 2miles to her house, print out the needed pages, maybe talk to her a bit while I was there. I was hoping for at least a hug out of this ordeal.

By the time I get there, I'm wet all over from sweating in the +90 degree heat outside and carrying a heavy motherfucking HP Deskjet printer. The first thing I see upon entering her room (my first time in a girl's bedroom) are some panties on her bed.

After the initial shock of seeing such a horrific sight for the first time, I setup the printer and get my job done. However, I did consider sniffing the lingere when she left the room once, but with the wuss that I am, I just ended up staring at them the whole while. That was a sarcastic joke for those of you too stupid to realize that

To make a long story short, just as I was finishing up with the printing job (which was hefty), her boyfriend and his gay friend walk in, say hello, and begin hanging out in the room as they waited for the girl to finish this work so they could go to the mall.

This effectively ruins my chances of getting a hug and I walk another 2 miles home with the motherfucking printer in hand. The only thing that I got out of this were some very painful fingers and a "thanks" as I walked out her bedroom door.

So, am I pathetic for doing all these things? It wouldn't be the first time I've pledged my heart and soul to a girl and gotten back almost nothing in return. I would hate turning her or anyone else I knew down or making up some lie.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
Gather around for storytime!

Kuuenbu is a literal autist who's chiefly known on SA for an incident that took place when he was DJ-ing goon radio. Back in the days of Winamp, streaming radio was quite popular, and apparently the goons had at least one radio station that, from the looks of it, mostly played absolute shit. After running one particular song, Kuuenbu decided it would be a great idea to whine about how hard it was to DJ, a process in which you click and drag songs into a box to put them in order for Winamp to autoplay to anonymous idiots on the internet. People got tired of Kuuenbu's voice after about one minute and started calling him out on IRC for being a little bitch, to which he responded by having a complete meltdown live on air until his dad intervened. Even after that, you could hear Kuuenbu chasing his dad around the house and shrieking at him to give back his microphone.

Oh, and Kuuenbu looked like this. He's probably a troon now.

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It's also rather hard to notice but you can hear him arguing even during the silence. The mic picks up just the slightest bit of audio despite being muted.

Actually, let me grab the quiet audio right now since I have the time. We're probably the first people to ever hear this audio boosted, and having listened to it, it's even more pathetic with this context.



My best deciphering of each boosted quiet moment:

Moment 1:
Dad: "Nobody wants to hear you--hey! Slow down!"

Moment 2:
K: "Yeah, well I had to drive for six miles!"
Dad: "Please play the song!"
K: "Dad! Don't turn off the fucking mic!"

Moment 3:
K: "(Don't bring this stubbornness into)--into everyone else's life!"
Dad: "Please play the song!"
K: "Don't turn off the fucking mic! Don't turn off--!"

Moment 4:
K: "I hate you!"
Dad: "Play the song!"
K: "Give it back!"
Dad: "Play the song!"
K: "Fuck you! Give it back now!"
Dad: "Play the song!"
K: "Fuck--give me the mic!"
Dad: "Play the song!"
K: "Give me the mic!"
Dad: "Play the song!"
K: "Give me the mic!"
(This exchange repeats a few times)
Dad: "Play the damn song!"
K: "Give me the mic!"
Dad: "Play the song!"
K: "Give me the mic!"
(Repeats again)
K: "Give me the mic, motherfucker!"
Dad: "Play the song!"
K: "Give me the mic!"
(Repeats even more)
Dad: "Can you please--"
K: "Give me the mic!"
Dad: "Please!"
K: "Give me the mic!"
Dad: "Please, please! Play the song! Go! Now play the song! Jesus. Play the song."
K: "You know what? Fuck you!"
Dad: "Okay, I--"
K: "No!"
Dad: "I'm leaving you now."
(Bass drop)

Manah said:
Is that the same incident where NO YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD came from or was that a different goon radio meltdown?
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Yep, this is where it came from.
 
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Kuuenbu would routinely sperg out about shitty bands like DragonForce too

Kuuenbu posted:
All music has a message. Even if it's just silly stuff, it has a message in it. And the message that music carries is one the absolute most important aspects of it. Because of the theatricisms and accessibility of music, it has an intense and widespread power to reach people and shape their minds, their feelings, their lives and society as a whole. I believe music, as well as art as a whole, to be a world-changing force, and that we must understand this if we want to make the world a better place.

I knew music made strong emotional connections with people, and that good music helped people enjoy their lives more, but it was, oddly enough, the last band you'd think of that made me realize music's true potential for massive cultural and personal influence: DragonForce. I'm going to come right out and say the phrase that will certianly be quoted in infamous catchphrasism but I will always stand by it: DragonForce changed my life. I used to be a lot like most of SA, a jaded, cynical pessimist with a completely contemptful attitude toward the future and believing in nothing. That this thing called "hope" was just a big fat lie spoon-fed to me by my parents, by my teachers, by all the sheep-herding media conglomerates. Indeed, it was my rage, my utter hatred for the world and complete disillusionment with life that drew me deep into the extremities of the metal underground. Later on I got into Manowar, whom I fell in love with like most here did, out of sheer irony. Soon to follow was discovering power metal, a genre a become fond with as it echoed my love for Japanese RPGs, and then DragonForce, who quickly became my favorite band. As I spent the next two years listening to them constantly, I began to notice something. This music was changing my attitude towards life. No longer was I flailing armageddon disciple. When listening to DragonForce, I actually started to believe in myself again. I saw myself not spending the rest of my life drinking and fucking the pain of life away, but reaching out to people, spreading love and joy and fighting for everyhting good in the world. I realized this music was more than just a form of entertainment. This was a new voice of the youth.

For so long we've lived under the shadow of the grunge era. We've raised a nihilistic generation that doesn't give a shit and sees the world with callous eyes, rejecting faith, hope and love. To us, all these things are part of the commercial, imperialist machine that we reject. DragonForce, and power metal, have come to change all that. They know how we feel, the rage, the hatred, the pain and disillusionment. And they speak to us a message of light in darkness, of overcoming the struggles of the world with hopes for a brighter future. Metal is the language with which this message will reach out to the ones who have lost faith. The rage of hatred and domination becomes the fire of heroism. No longer are faith and dreams of love manufactured lies. In metal, everything beautiful is pure for those of us who know freedom to embrace once again. All these things we need more than ever in our current cultural and political climate, and that is why I believe power metal will be the new grunge, and that DragonForce will be the next Nirvana.

Also the Beatles were an infinitely better singles band than album band
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kuuenbu said:
For so long we've lived under the shadow of the grunge era. We've raised a nihilistic generation that doesn't give a shit and sees the world with callous eyes, rejecting faith, hope and love. To us, all these things are part of the commercial, imperialist machine that we reject. DragonForce, and power metal, have come to change all that. They know how we feel, the rage, the hatred, the pain and disillusionment.
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That sounds like it could be some dragonforce lyrics, actually.
 
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Dad was probably used to his tantrums at that point. I wonder where he is now. I'm also guessing he's a tranny. It really puts things into a certain light if you see these people before the tranny cult got them 5-10 years later.

Wasn't printer goon the same guy who ended up killing himself because he shoved a cop? He basically freaked out so much over shoving the cop that he thought suicide was the only way out. What an idiot. Also didn't he write a spergy farewell letter about feminism or something too? My memory is foggy.
 
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AmpleApricots said:
Dad was probably used to his tantrums at that point. I wonder where he is now. I'm also guessing he's a tranny. It really puts things into a certain light if you see these people before the tranny cult got them 5-10 years later.

Wasn't printer goon the same guy who ended up killing himself because he shoved a cop? He basically freaked out so much over shoving the cop that he thought suicide was the only way out. What an idiot. Also didn't he write a spergy farewell letter about feminism or something too? My memory is foggy.
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Yes, an extremely gay kid who demanded everyone take a feminism class so they can be just like him

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Lead a Good Life, Everyone: Trey Malone's Suicide Note - The Good Men Project

Trey Malone took his own life two years ago today, in June 2012. His last wish was that his voice finally be heard and listened to.
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E: it appears the cop thing was just a trigger, he was actually upset that his anal sodomy cherry didn't go to the man of his dreams and instead a random guy at the faggot parties where homosexuals generally make their assholes available 500+ times a year. He got blackout drunk as he was apparently known to do and some homo predator (redundant) took advantage. The only way out was jumping off the skyway bridge lol.
 
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You know they could just enjoy Dragonforce because they enjoy it and not have to build some deeper rationale. I've noticed music fans do this a lot, that the emotions they feel have to be intellectually justified and that others also have to be (de)legitimized, makes sense SA posters wouldnt be able to disasociate their online antics to liking a song about dragons and magic.
 
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