Infected Brian "Pleasureman" Uecker's My Posting Career & Ashley Hutsell Jankowski - racist nerd hating Something Awful spin-off forum (feat. Insane Fat Catlady Stalker Chimping Out)

[DuckSucker]

what tlc shows do you and your mom love vegging out slaton style to watch dude? like 90% of this forum is people who have no class consciousness trying to convince themselves they're better than all the other uncultured hogs in their social class through soothing media your overlords give you to feel better about your station in life

also why did you call your "employee" of 20 years an exceptional individual? wow if I was employed by you I wouldn't be very okay with that at all

Jeez I thought SA goons loved to say SA "grew up". This shit makes her sound like she could be out-burned by a 6th grader.

 

[TravelPussy]

Jeez I thought SA goons loved to say SA "grew up". This shit makes her sound like she could be out-burned by a 6th grader.

I think others are correct. It appears like she comes here to "blimp out." Her posting style wouldn't fly on SA. KF is her metaphorical punching bag, accept it punches back.

 

[???]

Has anyone cross-referenced the timing of her posting history to the street price of amphetamines in her area, monthly disability payouts, or cycles of the moon?

 

[TaimuRadiu]

autismbux get paid out at the beginning of the month so that's when she can afford to have data on her phone

 

[Marissa Moira]

Guys, stop harassing the elephant or I'm calling PETA!

 

[TravelPussy]

Has anyone cross-referenced the timing of her posting history to the street price of amphetamines in her area, monthly disability payouts, or cycles of the moon?

I dont think so, but I imagine she goes dark around the time the McRibs release.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Judging by her reddit posts, she spends most of her time playing video games. Nothing about work, nothing about her husband, nothing about friends. Just video game addiction and poorly understood Marxism. It's pretty sad. She really has nothing going on in her life.

 

[InvertedDickEnthusiast]

Does she at least have good taste in video games or is it all bullshit like Candy Crush?

 

[Hastur]

Judging by her reddit posts, she spends most of her time playing video games. Nothing about work, nothing about her husband, nothing about friends. Just video game addiction and poorly understood Marxism. It's pretty sad. She really has nothing going on in her life.

Well, she has regularly scheduled feedings (probably every 2-3 hours or so) and irregular hypomanic episodes to look forward to. And drinking. So there's that.

 

[Libsaretherealracists]

These are really good questions, and since FatAsh is about as easy to figure out as the kids' puzzles on a McDonald's Happy Meal, I'll go ahead and answer for xir:

1 + 2: Ashley always wanted to be pretty, slender, smart and popular. Unfortunately due to a series of unfortunate events (poor genetics, garbage family upbringing, even poorer lifestyle choices) she scored exactly 0/4 on that count. Sad, but millions of people have had similar aspirations and struck out. The key difference is that most don't let their failures in life turn them into self-hating, bitter, morbidly obese freaks that spend their post-midnight hours obsessively stalking niche forums and desperately trying to get attention.

3: None whatsoever. Aside from being the disgustingly ugly fat chick, Ash's toxic personality managed to alienate all but the most merciful of local frens. And even the kindest soul would find other things to do (like, say, learning how to empty a septic tank) rather than spend a single afternoon with her.

4. Eating at the local food court. Alone, of course.

5. Harry Potter, Das Kapital (never read, but sits on a plywood bookshelf hoping to impress hovel guests), Rules for Radicals (she made it to #3), somethingsomething

I was going to keep serenely letting you project your own trauma but since you should learn at some point do you want to know what the person who was meanest to me in school* is doing now? They had kids too early and were struggling bad last time I was on fb years ago because every single millennial is. But as a racist NEET you'll never have to worry about scheduling and paying for child care, or their medical bills, or your wife's birth complications, or post partum issues, because you and everyone ITT is going to sit on your ass alone posting on "intelligent racist forums" run by manchildren and Roissy's blog and stalking Lowtax until your mom begrudingly checks on you because the smell of decay is too hard to ignore.

Btw I'm glad I never had kids because they're disgusting and exhausting especially for the first 5 years and every study concludes having them reduces happiness of the parents which matches my own experiences because the world isn't a stupid cartoon. Your statements betray disconnection and isolation you will never be self-aware of. but have fun in your autistic trad fantasyland where you have a submissive wife and 3 blonde children in a wheat field because your imagination is the closest you'll ever get to attaining that version of reality. I'm sure all the demands PMAN thinks nasty, dumb losers with nothing to offer anyone like you should be entitled to that you've internalized are making accepting this so much harder as the years grind on

*I'm also literally talking about middle school since everyone more or less aged out of that shit their freshman year while you will be 12 your entire fucking depressing life both emotionally and lifestyle-wise. BTW how mad are you and the rest of MPC that your fat retarded rapist embarrassment of a prez is going to lose to a Jewish man.

These are really good questions, and since FatAsh is about as easy to figure out as the kids' puzzles on a McDonald's Happy Meal, I'll go ahead and answer for xir:

1 + 2: Ashley always wanted to be pretty, slender, smart and popular. Unfortunately due to a series of unfortunate events (poor genetics, garbage family upbringing, even poorer lifestyle choices) she scored exactly 0/4 on that count. Sad, but millions of people have had similar aspirations and struck out. The key difference is that most don't let their failures in life turn them into self-hating, bitter, morbidly obese freaks that spend their post-midnight hours obsessively stalking niche forums and desperately trying to get attention.

3: None whatsoever. Aside from being the disgustingly ugly fat chick, Ash's toxic personality managed to alienate all but the most merciful of local frens. And even the kindest soul would find other things to do (like, say, learning how to empty a septic tank) rather than spend a single afternoon with her.

4. Eating at the local food court. Alone, of course.

5. Harry Potter, Das Kapital (never read, but sits on a plywood bookshelf hoping to impress hovel guests), Rules for Radicals (she made it to #3), somethingsomething

Your fondest wish is to be this guy and you're somehow too damaged to even make a career out of your racism and boot licking even in this country https://local.theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405

I'm serious about looking into therapy. You aren't a middle aged freak like Brian Uecker who figured out he could do an obsessive, isolated task like programming and was handed an easy mode career in a 100% male field during the 90's economic boom where he never had to progress beyond child emotions and can just creep on Tah Hoffman and bantz about race science all day with weev while his pathetic wife who can't conceptualize anything better because she's a Boomer makes excuses for him until he dies. You're actually going to suffer in the future if you don't do something about how unlikeable bigoted and insane you are, your anti-social delusions about women and your racism. You and I both know you're alone and will always be alone. What are you expecting to do when your parents die and can't take care of you?

Lol, "People on reddit like me!" is one of the saddest things I've heard lately.

That's awesome man what kind of music do you listen to. Also have you guys gotten Lowtax arrested yet? Have you had any negative impact on his life whatsoever? Hey I have an idea maybe it would help if you didn't call him Low-T about two dozen times every post like a mentally ill 7 year old in a way that would repulse and annoy any functional adult who might be reading. Amazing to say it but I think you're actually attacking A FUCKING WIFE BEATER in a way that would make him somehow look more stable and normal than you.

Someone accusing Null of being a pedophile based on his Encyclopedia Dramatica article and/or hit pieces written by crazy people who don't actually care about the safety of children and only want their threads off the goddamn Internet? That's almost as original as those Attack Helicopter jokes you guys hate so much.

speaking of probably the most amazing example of protesting too much I've ever fucking seen. 1000% eventually going to get arrested for whats on his hard drive. KF's denizens ignoring this is a thousand times sicker than the denial surrounding sarah nyberg. There's literally hundreds of logged convos where Joshua Moon talks about being attracted to little boys so weev and PMAN have good company here

"Exodus.Tech is a service purportedly in development by Moon for the purposes of combating child pornography on the internet. The service is intended to accept submissions of pictures, or seek out and automatically download them. An algorithm will then create a digital fingerprint, similar to a cryptographic hash that can be used to quickly identify the picture in future so that sites consuming the service can block the images.

However, it is unclear that Moon has any permit or especial law enforcement approval for this project, which by necessity will require the possession of indecent images of children in order to function, for (at a minimum) at least as long as it takes to convert them into perceptual hashes. The website itself is a gloss PR site, which contains no obvious illegal images and may be cited"

 

[AnOminous]

That's awesome man what kind of music do you listen to. Also have you guys gotten Lowtax arrested yet? Have you had any negative impact on his life whatsoever? Hey I have an idea maybe it would help if you didn't call him Low-T about two dozen times every post like a mentally ill 7 year old in a way that would repulse and annoy any functional adult who might be reading. Amazing to say it but I think you're actually attacking A FUCKING WIFE BEATER in a way that would make him somehow look more stable and normal than you.

You sound really angry about your obesity.

 

[Libsaretherealracists]

You sound really angry about your obesity.

Lmao do you think anyone irl would notice I don't look anything like either of the people you keep posting? I mean if you want to further confuse your intended audience and let these women take the blame for your perpetual idiot rage have at it. The SPLC is cool so I don't care either way

You sound really angry about your obesity.

You sound really angry about your obesity.

You're a stupid lonely piece of shit by the way and your parents should get you help

 

[Karl der Grosse]

what kind of music do you listen to

I listen exclusively to Tori Amos and Lizzo. It's very progressive, helps me connect to the emotional depths of fat women and cat owners (an identical demographic).

Who would you say consumes more gay twink porn in your household, you or Tommy? Is gay twink porn vegan?

 

[Synthetic Smug]

You're a stupid lonely piece of shit by the way and your parents should get you help

lol still fat I see

 

[lightswitchdoll]

I was going to keep serenely letting you project your own trauma but since you should learn at some point do you want to know what the person who was meanest to me in school* is doing now? They had kids too early and were struggling bad last time I was on fb years ago because every single millennial is. But as a racist NEET you'll never have to worry about scheduling and paying for child care, or their medical bills, or your wife's birth complications, or post partum issues, because you and everyone ITT is going to sit on your ass alone posting on "intelligent racist forums" run by manchildren and Roissy's blog and stalking Lowtax until your mom begrudingly checks on you because the smell of decay is too hard to ignore.

Btw I'm glad I never had kids because they're disgusting and exhausting especially for the first 5 years and every study concludes having them reduces happiness of the parents which matches my own experiences because the world isn't a stupid cartoon. Your statements betray disconnection and isolation you will never be self-aware of. but have fun in your autistic trad fantasyland where you have a submissive wife and 3 blonde children in a wheat field because your imagination is the closest you'll ever get to attaining that version of reality. I'm sure all the demands PMAN thinks nasty, dumb losers with nothing to offer anyone like you should be entitled to that you've internalized are making accepting this so much harder as the years grind on

*I'm also literally talking about middle school since everyone more or less aged out of that shit their freshman year while you will be 12 your entire fucking depressing life both emotionally and lifestyle-wise. BTW how mad are you and the rest of MPC that your fat exceptional rapist embarrassment of a prez is going to lose to a Jewish man.



Your fondest wish is to be this guy and you're somehow too damaged to even make a career out of your racism and boot licking even in this country https://local.theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405

I'm serious about looking into therapy. You aren't a middle aged freak like Brian Uecker who figured out he could do an obsessive, isolated task like programming and was handed an easy mode career in a 100% male field during the 90's economic boom where he never had to progress beyond child emotions and can just creep on Tah Hoffman and bantz about race science all day with weev while his pathetic wife who can't conceptualize anything better because she's a Boomer makes excuses for him until he dies. You're actually going to suffer in the future if you don't do something about how unlikeable bigoted and insane you are, your anti-social delusions about women and your racism. You and I both know you're alone and will always be alone. What are you expecting to do when your parents die and can't take care of you?


That's awesome man what kind of music do you listen to. Also have you guys gotten Lowtax arrested yet? Have you had any negative impact on his life whatsoever? Hey I have an idea maybe it would help if you didn't call him Low-T about two dozen times every post like a mentally ill 7 year old in a way that would repulse and annoy any functional adult who might be reading. Amazing to say it but I think you're actually attacking A FUCKING WIFE BEATER in a way that would make him somehow look more stable and normal than you.


speaking of probably the most amazing example of protesting too much I've ever fucking seen. 1000% eventually going to get arrested for whats on his hard drive. KF's denizens ignoring this is a thousand times sicker than the denial surrounding sarah nyberg. There's literally hundreds of logged convos where Joshua Moon talks about being attracted to little boys so weev and PMAN have good company here

"Exodus.Tech is a service purportedly in development by Moon for the purposes of combating child pornography on the internet. The service is intended to accept submissions of pictures, or seek out and automatically download them. An algorithm will then create a digital fingerprint, similar to a cryptographic hash that can be used to quickly identify the picture in future so that sites consuming the service can block the images.

However, it is unclear that Moon has any permit or especial law enforcement approval for this project, which by necessity will require the possession of indecent images of children in order to function, for (at a minimum) at least as long as it takes to convert them into perceptual hashes. The website itself is a gloss PR site, which contains no obvious illegal images and may be cited"

Fuck me, even your posts are too fat.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

damn she blimped out again and I missed it

"I'm glad I never had kids" she cries while stuffing her mouth with an entire Little Caesar's Hot n Ready za at once

 

[Holocaust Mansplainer]

Btw I'm glad I never had kids because they're disgusting and exhausting especially for the first 5 years and every study concludes having them reduces happiness of the parents which matches my own experiences because the world isn't a stupid cartoon. Your statements betray disconnection and isolation you will never be self-aware of. "

Holy shit lads we're seeing levels of utter COPE here that I never thought possible.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Btw I'm glad I never had kids because they're disgusting

I'm glad you never had kids Fat Ash because you're sub-human and you'd probably eat them as snacks in-between pegging sessions with your cuck husband. Die.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

God, you can practically hear the heavy, moist, labored mouth breathing as she types up her word-salad rants.

 

[???]

damn she blimped out again and I missed it

"I'm glad I never had kids" she cries while stuffing her mouth with an entire Little Caesar's Hot n Ready za at once

I reported her post when I first saw it. I think I'll keep doing it, unless she creates a YouTube video about us, Nool, and MPC and links it.