DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[tzgnilki]

I thought I had seen it all

dsp is save stating every second in some mini game in dk64

"there's no other way to beat it"

blames the devs

edit: now trying to speed run through a moving maze that damages you when you hit the sides, constantly looking at chat for advice

edit2: "a bunch of ppl nominated it and now I have to suffer", ofcourse ppl picked the worst game, and anyone remember how smug he was that the anime darksouls code vein didn't win his autistic poll, was mocking the fake votes, saying it wasn't enough to get the troll game to win

the troll game won the poll dsp

jesus christ

 

[LyteSydeByll]

Tevin did have a viewbot problem over the past few years. People who were pro-DSP were doing it as a way to fuck over Tevin in some childish way. The last time there was a bot issue was after the twitch ban, there were two youtube streams where Tevin had like 10,000 concurrent views.

If I recall correctly, I believe Tevin hit the trending page on YouTube those two streams which caused a spike in views.

 

[Toilet Man]

Dood if he doesn't press the start button nothing would ever happen. The controller is his brush he uses to paint on the canvas.

Always laugh at that one.

He thinks the game is the canvas and his controller is the brush, when in reality the game is already a painting by somebody else and DSP is the snot-and-chocolate covered toddler slamming his filthy hand prints all over the painting.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

This is why DSP is my favorite lolcow.

Go back to his telling of the wedding story. DSP was so desparate to prove that he's really broke honesty you guys, that instead of saying that he spent money on a wedding which would at least be a little bit understandable even if he had to take some heat because it happened right after a begathon, DSP said "no you guys, I didn't spend a thing! My dying elderly parents paid for everything AND gave their 36 year old son $4000 for taxes!"

His lies are more hilarious than the truth usually, but he's too unaware to realize that because he's desparate to stick to his "I'm broke and it's the trolls fault" story.

Remember when he showed off his Yoshi costume, and then proceeded to insult a guy who said the costume "looked like it came from a dollar store"? Or his Minecraft rant where he talks about how the detractors ruined his life by insulting him, and then proceeded to call a guy a pussy because he suggested that "Phil doesn't call people idiots all the time"?
The man simultaneously wants to wring pity out of people's hearts, yet also flexes on them at every given opportunity. He wants to be seen as a poor, retired veteran, yet also a king to be worshipped and respected. You have to feel sorry for him yet look up to him at the same time. He's just the casual, every-man gamer who only wants to chill and have fun, but also you should listen to his game reviews, most other gaming voices are shills who are only in it for the money.

I thought I had seen it all

dsp is save stating every second in some mini game in dk64

"there's no other way to beat it"

blames the devs

edit: now trying to speed run through a moving maze that damages you when you hit the sides, constantly looking at chat for advice

edit2: "a bunch of ppl nominated it and now I have to suffer", ofcourse ppl picked the worst game, and anyone remember how smug he was that the anime darksouls code vein didn't win his autistic poll, was mocking the fake votes, saying it wasn't enough to get the troll game to win

the troll game won the poll dsp

jesus christ

If this isn't valid evidence that all Phil wants from games is to reach the credit reel, so he can brag about having reached the credit reel, I don't know what is.

 

[Dolphins Rise Up]

The pre-stream today was fun. Looks like he's given up on playing Metal Gear on the Gamecube and he's playing MGS1 on the Playstation instead, because he refused to agree to mail back borrowed copies of the Gamecube game, and... refused money to buy it? Okay.

Also, this was the first time I heard this lore that his co-workers nicknamed him "Sway" for his autistic rocking and wobbling while standing.

The only thing that makes me suspicious of Tevin is that his numbers are very consistent and always crushing Phil's. LSB has lesser numbers sometimes. There isn't always interesting drama when it comes to Phil. I'd also think Tevin's chat would be near the point of unreadable with 1500 viewers, many of whom are attention starved autists hungry to spew shit about Phil, but I might be underestimating the amount of people who use Tevin as background noise.

He'll only get around 1,000 max for Amberlynn streams, maybe 200-300 for Mixer gaming streams. It's pretty much always consistent. On very special events, holidays, marathons, charity, he'll reach close to 2,000.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I recall that during the Halloween stream Phil hated the games that paypiggies bought him and wished the money could be used on something like bills.
Now that we know it's sweet wrassler digital puds it makes it even more fucked up.
I hope that someplace like Kotaku does a story on how a Twitch streamer went broke playing a skinnerbox mobile game.
If I ever became famous I promise I'll go broke with whores and drugs like a normal fucking person.

 

[DarkSydeDefender]

DSP's evolution of sympathy begging:

"I'm going to lose my YT channel!"

"I'm going to lose my streams!"

"I'm going to lose my house!"

"I'm going to lose my Khet!"

"I'll fucking go to jail!"

And he will. I'm not sure why you guys aren't taking this more seriously.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

For those bringing up the view bot thing on tevins end, I specifically remember him bringing it up when dsp brought it up, but I can’t for the life of me remember the specific video he talked about that old ass info that dsp had buried in the back of his head, he makes his stream titles such meme names it’s like impossible to dig through

 

[Muppetmode]

For those bringing up the view bot thing on tevins end, I specifically remember him bringing it up when dsp brought it up, but I can’t for the life of me remember the specific video he talked about that old ass info that dsp had buried in the back of his head, he makes his stream titles such meme names it’s like impossible to dig through

Yea, but it’s not like he’d title a restream specifically about view bots. I want to tevin talked about it within the last month. Basically someone in dsp’s chat said that tevin has viewbots or someshit and dsp has basically been rolling with that ever since. I think tevin said that buying view is dumb.

 

[Toilet Man]

DSP as usual can never get his story straight. On one hand Tevin sends armies of Tevlets to harass him and his wife, Tevin makes money from viewers that should be his, but at the same time most of them are viewbots. Makes no sense at all.

Also Tevin's most recent charity stream made a pretty insane amount of money and that doesn't happen if they're basically all viewbots.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Yea, but it’s not like he’d title a restream specifically about view bots. I want to tevin talked about it within the last month. Basically someone in dsp’s chat said that tevin has viewbots or someshit and dsp has basically been rolling with that ever since. I think tevin said that buying view is dumb.

No but if I found the clip from around last year where dsp brought up viewbots I could skim through tevin restreams and see what lines up around that time if they weren’t absolute meme titles and thumbnails lol

I remember him telling the story pretty clear, I just can’t remember the actual details of the story. It was either during a Spyro reignited restream or I was just playing Spyro while listening to it in the background lmao

Maybe I’ll skim through the non restream videos, for some reason I have a feeling when he went over it he wasn’t live streaming dark, maybe he did it a day or two later at the start of one of his back in time videos or something. It’s annoying me I just can’t remember any other details of what he talked about in that stream that could tip me off to when it was, I’ve had so many damn tevin streams play in the background of shit. But I’m pretty sure he told the story in response to when dark mentioned he worked for a view bot company, and he’s only specifically brought up that kinda info one time

 

[Canadian Tire]

DSP is jerking off the new Twitch shadowban feature.

From what I've heard if you are banned in a streamer's chat, any accounts using your IP will also get banned in that user's chat. I think it's intended to prevent people from doing exactly what DSP trolls do, make new accounts over and over.

RIP Sidella

 

[No girls on the internet]

Random, and I did try to search around but didn't have much luck, but can anyone tell me where phil's "underwear time" originated? Was it something he said or something someone else used to describe phil getting laid that caught on? Any backstory is appreciated, thanks!

 

[Canadian Tire]

Random, and I did try to search around but didn't have much luck, but can anyone tell me where phil's "underwear time" originated? Was it something he said or something someone else used to describe phil getting laid that caught on? Any backstory is appreciated, thanks!

IIRC, it was something said during a SoK stream

 

[Toilet Man]

No but if I found the clip from around last year where dsp brought up viewbots I could skim through tevin restreams and see what lines up around that time if they weren’t absolute meme titles and thumbnails lol

I remember him telling the story pretty clear, I just can’t remember the actual details of the story. It was either during a Spyro reignited restream or I was just playing Spyro while listening to it in the background lmao

Maybe I’ll skim through the non restream videos, for some reason I have a feeling when he went over it he wasn’t live streaming dark, maybe he did it a day or two later at the start of one of his back in time videos or something. It’s annoying me I just can’t remember any other details of what he talked about in that stream that could tip me off to when it was, I’ve had so many damn tevin streams play in the background of shit. But I’m pretty sure he told the story in response to when dark mentioned he worked for a view bot company, and he’s only specifically brought up that kinda info one time

DSP's viewbots rant was when he was playing Dragon Quest, I dug this up from one of your old posts actually:

https://streamable.com/amp_player/hgudu?__twitter_impression=true

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

DSP's viewbots rant was when he was playing Dragon Quest, I dug this up from one of your old posts actually:

Yeah I found it again from pigpiggo, I did a quick scan and couldn’t find any re streams from that time though(I know for a fact he was restreaming during this rant though) I use to have a YouTube playlist of all the restreams he would make unlisted for specific situations like this, but he privated them all when he got hit for the music he was playing.

So that little story he told about that business he worked for is most likely on a privated restream or somewhere on his channel, but it’s like trying to read chicken scratch or find a needle in a haystack when it’s little drama shit like this lol

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

I use to have a YouTube playlist of all the restreams he would make unlisted for specific situations like this, but he privated them all when he got hit for the music he was playing.

Did you check his Archive Channel? He has all his streams without the meme titles on there with dates. Both Mixer and YT streams.

 

[Toilet Man]

Did you check his Archive Channel? He has all his streams without the meme titles on there with dates. Both Mixer and YT streams.

Tenon Archiver only goes back to the middle of 2019 doesn't it?

 

[N0thingICanDo]

 

[tzgnilki]

2hrs into the night stream & mr piggy is sad and salty tonight, I have no idea why