Twitter 2/22 - Chris on seeing his dad naked

[Argh My Cigar]

I find it funny how Bob not washing his hands after using the bathroom seemed to bother Chris more than seeing him go Indian.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Well that, and the recursive fear it snowballed into.

I always thought his hatred of dicks compounded with that of hating gays. Since his days in elementary school. But, yeah, this can be the root cause of it. Another thing to blame the Chandlers on...

 

[ForgedBlades]

Didn't go back and read the thread, but am I the only one who finds it odd that Bob supposedly slept in nothing but a t-shirt?

 

[Haesindang Park]

No, he talked about it like he saw a gross, naked, wrinkly old man. Like what nurses in retirement homes have to wash. Except he was like 5 or something, so he couldn't just groan and avert his eyes like an adult would. He just freaked the fuck out and it stuck in his head for years.

I'm surprised no one told Chris about Lemon Party two decades ago.

 

[Don Homer]

Didn't go back and read the thread, but am I the only one who finds it odd that Bob supposedly slept in nothing but a t-shirt?

Not surprised that Bob-o went the Porky Pig route

 

[A Grey Cat]

I have a feeling Chris'parents being the backwards ball brains they are read up on this guy Dr James Dobson's work and were deliberately trying out their own versions of it. For the record the man once said: "one way to ensure children particularly boys stay straight is show them your penis in the shower."

 

[troon patrol]

well, never thought i'd see the day when he'd top dirty crapped briefs. this decade is really off to a smashing start!

Meh, imho Chris wearing his mothers undergarments is infinitely way worse than this one twitter post. Like @Marvin said, he saw his old man's junk and at least claims he was grossed out, VS stealing his mothers bra/panties and willingly putting them on and posing in wearing them with a hardon. That picture made it's way all around the internet and people who have never even heard of Chris shared it on social media for shock value. Then, there was the pic of him at his own birthday party with semen stain on his jeans, also way worse in my opinion than him admitting to seeing Bob's junk.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm just suprised Bob wasn't like, "Look, son! It can do tricks! Here's the Laso, and the lotion dispenser!"

 

[Y2K Baby]

I saw my dad's dick once and it was fucking yuge.

 

[Mason Verger]

Meh, imho Chris wearing his mothers undergarments is infinitely way worse than this one twitter post. Like @Marvin said, he saw his old man's junk and at least claims he was grossed out, VS stealing his mothers bra/panties and willingly putting them on and posing in wearing them with a hardon. That picture made it's way all around the internet and people who have never even heard of Chris shared it on social media for shock value. Then, there was the pic of him at his own birthday party with semen stain on his jeans, also way worse in my opinion than him admitting to seeing Bob's junk.

I wouldn’t say it’s worse by any stretch, just part of the autistic tapestry that is Chris and sexuality. Him declaring that he’s down with mother/son love and admitting to being sexually attracted to old, fat Barba the hut was worse than this.

It’s the fact that he shares this stuff unprompted when he knows damn well the kind of scrutiny he’s under that’s weird. Like he kinda wants this stuff to be out there..

 

[troon patrol]

I wouldn’t say it’s worse by any stretch, just part of the autistic tapestry that is Chris and sexuality. Him declaring that he’s down with mother/son love and admitting to being sexually attracted to old, fat Barba the hut was worse than this.

I keep hearing about this, was that the "dream" he said he had? I recall something about him mentioning a really inappropriate dream about Barb he had, was it? After the fire reading about how they slept in the same bed gave me dry-heaves.

It’s the fact that he shares this stuff unprompted when he knows damn well the kind of scrutiny he’s under that’s weird. Like he kinda wants this stuff to be out there..

Well we all know he has no filter, some of his pickup lines were fucking epic "one of my eyes is a different color 'cause I had pink-eye"

Spoiler: I think most people know pink eye is caused by

bacteria found in fecal matter and a lack of hygiene, such as not washing your hands after wiping

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Didn't go back and read the thread, but am I the only one who finds it odd that Bob supposedly slept in nothing but a t-shirt?

When you reach Bob's age, there's surprisingly little you give a fuck about. Let the man enjoy the breeze between his nethers, he deserved at least that much for enduring 29 years of Chris.

 

[Mason Verger]

I keep hearing about this, was that the "dream" he said he had? I recall something about him mentioning a really inappropriate dream about Barb he had, was it? After the fire reading about how they slept in the same bed gave me dry-heaves.

He posted some news story about some mother and son that were in a sexual relationship. His take was some derivative of his “love is love” bullshit, and as long as everybody was happy he guessed it was ok. Then he qualified it with his “who among us hadn’t thought of having sex with their mother?” line, which you’ll often see featured as a random text here.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This is a DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS moment right here. A little classic Chris, dropping information we didn't know and didn't want to know.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

No one wants to see their dad's withered old meat whistle, but it strikes me as weird to care that much about it. Especially if it happened when you were five. Five year olds aren't ashamed of anything.

 

[Cowboy Christ]

It's entirely possible this is bull.

I think the worst part is Bob can't defend himself if such a thing was true.

Jesus Chris, the question's already been trampled to death, but what the hell possessed you to say such a thing out loud?

 

[The Fool]

No one wants to see their dad's withered old meat whistle, but it strikes me as weird to care that much about it. Especially if it happened when you were five. Five year olds aren't ashamed of anything.

I think most people wouldn't have cared if they saw their dad's dick when they were young, maybe grossed out but not traumatized. We gotta remember Chris is autistic, he's a lot more sensitive to stimulation than other people. He has to put a wrist warmer on his necklaces because he can't stand the sensation of the necklace on his neck. The tiniest, most inconsequential things seem to really drive him up the wall.

 

[Metatarsupial]

Now hold on...

Didn't Borb sleep separately?

Or dost thine recorder needle also puncture thine balloon?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I guess seeing your parents nude is a weird thing?

 

[Kuruminha]

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