r/polyamory

[Tanner Glass]

Remember, this is the economy these people desperately want. “Pay” me only for my most valuable minutes and throw me in the fucking ditch otherwise.

It's also all fun and games until your spouse/significant other/whoever leaves you for someone who doesn't consider it a "transactional arrangement" or "putting my needs on hold" to take care of him/her when she/he is sick.

No one wants to be thrown in the ditch in poly, but everyone wants the freedom to throw anyone else in the ditch. Most poly posts on reddit could be boiled down to "how could this person leave me - I was following the rules (even though the rules include "if this isn't working for you, leave")".

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Someone made a post saying 'if people ask how to celebrate Valentine's Day with two partners, don't tell them it's a stupid fake holiday.'

These two responses were especially r/polyamory:

A woke person will call out the second person for being culturally appropriative by using 'tribe' in that manner, and they will deserve it.

And, of course, obligatory disagreement with the OP:

I can't believe someone who uses the word 'stuffie' is legally old enough to engage in sexual intercourse.

 

[BubbleButt]

I can't believe someone who uses the word 'stuffie' is legally old enough to engage in sexual intercourse.

They probably aren't.

 

[raritycat]

https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/f3382b/we_didnt_meet_online_but_we_are_long_distance_i/

Spoiler: Fat Straight Girl thinks she's in a relationship with her two gay friends she sees once a year

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

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Spoiler: Fat Straight Girl thinks she's in a relationship with her two gay friends she sees once a year

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I feel bad for the father of the child.

Also, not at all surprised to learn the two guys met at a ‘regional burn event’.

 

[Non-Expert!]

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Spoiler: Fat Straight Girl thinks she's in a relationship with her two gay friends she sees once a year

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Ok ...
She is the meat in the middle of two homosexual male cock sandwich

And the rest of us, per this lovely essay, are "mono."
Got it ... hers is a lifestyle choice. As it happens to be, we "mono" people enjoy an equally valid one.

Sorry, I am just trying to wrap my mind around this mentality.

Does it ever ONCE occur to some of these folks, that the majority of people are actually faithful to their spouse, or at least take extreme measures to cover up infidelity? Not for their sake, but for the sake of the spouse?

What I mean is, if you have had an affair, there is actually virtue in keeping it from your spouse, because that information is so painful for him or her, and s/he didn't commit the transgression. You have been in the wrong from start to finish. Deal with it.

Ok tangent, but name one person who has never been given a tempting opportunity to "act on" urges with a third party. I was unaware that this choice can be dismissed as mere "mono." For the rest of the world, putting the needs of your spouse and child over your urge to be double penetrated on a regular basis, comes naturally.

Restraining your sexual urges is codified by every recognized religion on the planet, as well as by major health advocacy agencies, including Planned Parenthood ...

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Is she even having sex with them?

 

[Non-Expert!]

Is she even having sex with them?

Ok ... This is getting pointless.

I hope so ... I mean .,, No I don't. ... is this all a puppet theater or something?

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Ok ... This is getting pointless.

I hope so ... I mean .,, No I don't. ... is this all a puppet theater or something?

Traveling five and a half hours just to be plugged by a couple of guys that look like they would throw up and cry if they saw a pair of tits. And to believe that some people think that eating alone on Valentine’s Day is the pinnacle of depression.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Ok ... This is getting pointless.

I hope so ... I mean .,, No I don't. ... is this all a puppet theater or something?

It is extreme coping for the fact she is ugly, fat and isn't getting actual sex.

 

[Frenda]

i know it’s not an ahegao hoodie, but anyone caught knowingly wearing something that could be misinterpreted as one from a distance deserves to be shot.

 

[Jarolleon]

Do they make poly-kids, paternity unknown, who become poly themselves?

Have you seen the rate of single motherhood among nogs? Granted they don't go full Rick and Morty copypasta about how "enlightened" it is but the effect is similar.

No, but it has to do with polygamy. Abdul, Fatima, and the sister-wives are at least not as cancerous as Soybeard and Fatcunt posting on Reddit about their totally woke polycule. Considering what my LIVED EXPERIENCE is, I seriously doubt that it actually does get better, but maybe the white race deserves it for unleashing the cancer that is Reddit upon the world.

At least Soybeard might write some useful code at some point, and Fatcunt can update the boilerplates at her PR firm so more sensible people are freed up to do something potentially useful. Abdul's harem will just churn out kids on the dole and if you're lucky Abdul might start a restaurant with a menu that's mainly palatable to his fellow Hajjis.

 

[nyon]

Didn't even noticed the hoodie at first, I was more taken by the the other dudes sleepwear. Why would anyone leave the house in this?

 

[TheLionSleepsTonight]

That whole picture triggers me on a primal level, and the sheer amounts of denial everybody involved exhibits is only mostly the reason for it.

 

[Non-Expert!]

That whole picture triggers me on a primal level, and the sheer amounts of denial everybody involved exhibits is only mostly the reason for it.

Just think ... buried underneath this whole shitshow, is her husband and her kid ...

There is a lot that is going wrong ...

This woman is poorly groomed, can't be bothered with a skin care regime, and she is standing between two men who she claims are her lovers. One looks like an ambiguously Mexican patsy with an Elvis pompadour, the other is a dude with massive clown-feet under a skirt.

The time to experiment with this stuff has passed. High school is over.

There is nothing right about any of this

 

[CheezzyMach]

Just think ... buried underneath this whole shitshow, is her husband and her kid ...

There is a lot that is going wrong ...

This woman is poorly groomed, can't be bothered with a skin care regime, and she is standing between two men who she claims are her lovers. One looks like an ambiguously Mexican patsy with an Elvis pompadour, the other is a dude with massive clown-feet under a skirt.

The time to experiment with this stuff has passed. High school is over.

There is nothing right about any of this

This shit is going to be the 1960s-70s all over again.

These children will grow up to hate their parents.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

The girl gave the guy the skirt. Why?

 

[break these cuffs]

The girl gave the guy the skirt. Why?

Because they're degenerates.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Because they're degenerates.

yeah but that skirt looks like something a Christian grandma would reject for being too dowdy. why would you want to make your sexual partner look unattractive.

 

[break these cuffs]

yeah but that skirt looks like something a Christian grandma would reject for being too dowdy. why would you want to make your sexual partner look unattractive.

All of them are already unattractive and seem to not make any effort to be attractive. Don't you understand, they don't need to be attractive. They're queering up social and sexual norms. They're challenging society's notion of what is attractive, who can be happy, and what a relationship means. Of course it doesn't make sense to some repressed boomer like you.

This is literally the thought process of ugly people when they have degenerate sex.