@Glaive ; King of The Wizard Throne
So you guys have probably heard of wizardchan, right? It's an imageboard for suicidally depressed virgins. We found it and mocked it for a while but basically grew bored of it cause it just felt bad picking on people who were so miserable already. But anyways, the current 8chan owner, copypaste/hotwheelz used to be the admin for wizardchan back in the day and Glaive was sorta his right-hand-man type guy. You might have heard how copypaste was dethroned ; he lost his virginity... to the fattest ugliest she-pig you could ever imagine. Seriously, she was gross. He met her on the internet, lost his virginity to her, and Glaive "tearfully" revoked his admin powers as he was no longer a virgin.
What you might not know is that not 48 hours later Glaive was in our chat bragging about it. The girl was a goddamn
craigslist prostitute and Glaive had set everything up, paid her to seduce him online and fly over to bang him. Glaive even made jokes that he'd "tested the goods" himself multiple times. Personally I think if a working prostitute has sex with you without disclosing that she's been paid, it's something pretty near close to rape, so I would consider Glaive a legitimate rapist for that.
But it gets worse. As soon as he's got the reins to wizardchan he starts logging IPs and tried to start auctioning them off over here. We were pretty much done with WC at that point but he was enthused with his little "wizard info scam" and pretty soon bought his position as admin here so he could start banning anyone who spoke out against it. I don't think he ever made much money off us, but the wizards quite rightly overthrew him when they found out he was playing them right from the start and he was easily a 6/10 chad who was fucking multiple girls a night using PUA tactics.
