Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Metatarsupial]

Has anyone seen Barb?

Naw, he's probably moved her by now.

Couldnt take the stench.

 

[Mr. 0]

Chris actually died of a stroke not too long ago. @Marvin set up a bot to mimic him so we could still have content.

That's impossible, there's no way Chris could succeed at dying of a stroke.

Obviously it was someone making a loud noise that killed him, just like with Bob and the nurses.

 

[Some Manajerk]

That's impossible, there's no way Chris could succeed at dying of a stroke.

Obviously it was someone making a loud noise that killed him, just like with Bob and the nurses.

gunshot from a home intruder, gotcha.

 

[Randy Lahey]

I always assumed she wanted Chris euthanized when she dies so that he could be buried with her like a small dog

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I know it's hopeless at this point, but did Barb ever plan for her funeral, or not anymore since she spent all the family money on high priced lawyers, the house and the horde?

I remember she has a plot next to Bob, but in terms for a casket?

 

[Pencil N5B]

I know it's hopeless at this point, but did Barb ever plan for her funeral, or not anymore since she spent all the family money on high priced lawyers, the house and the horde?

I remember she has a plot next to Bob, but in terms for a casket?

I don't think there is any information on that.
But knowing barb I'm not sure if she would care for a funeral at any rate.
Maybe I'm wrong.

Why do you want to know about her casket?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I don't think there is any information on that.
But knowing barb I'm not sure if she would care for a funeral at any rate.
Maybe I'm wrong.

Why do you want to know about her casket?

I imagine that buying a plot on cemetery grounds and casket are separate. So if the plot is paid for, maybe not the casket.

 

[The Fool]

I know it's hopeless at this point, but did Barb ever plan for her funeral, or not anymore since she spent all the family money on high priced lawyers, the house and the horde?

I remember she has a plot next to Bob, but in terms for a casket?

The Hoard will grieve as her body slowly sinks into it, becoming lost in it's infinite non-Euclidean expanse. It will never be found.

 

[Law-Talking Guy]

The Hoard will grieve as her body slowly sinks into it, becoming lost in it's infinite non-Euclidean expanse. It will never be found.

From the horde was she born, and to the horde shall she return

 

[Pepper Jack]

I imagine that buying a plot on cemetery grounds and casket are separate. So if the plot is paid for, maybe not the casket.

The cemetery plot is different than the casket. The casket is purchased through the funeral home that will be preparing the body for burial.

 

[troon patrol]

I think the real question is who would show up for the funeral at this point? Would Cole spend the money on a bus ticket? I don't think so. I think it might just be Chris and Anna Mclerran? I think that's it, no jokes that's everyone I can think of possibly showing up, am I wrong?

 

[The Fool]

I think the real question is who would show up for the funeral at this point? Would Cole spend the money on a bus ticket? I don't think so. I think it might just be Chris and Anna Mclerran? I think that's it, no jokes that's everyone I can think of possibly showing up, am I wrong?

You're forgetting Mewtwo, Magi-Chan, The Avengers, IT, the T-1000, Barnie the Dinosaur, and the 6 million jews that died in the holocaust.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I think the real question is who would show up for the funeral at this point? Would Cole spend the money on a bus ticket? I don't think so. I think it might just be Chris and Anna Mclerran? I think that's it, no jokes that's everyone I can think of possibly showing up, am I wrong?

Friends, if she has any left. Family: not so much. They either still hate her, or are getting old/dying. If Cole has a "last ounce of forgiveness" cliche left in him maybe, but it's safe to say Cole cut all ties to his family at this point. David, maybe, just to console Chris, but at the same time, he knows that Chris will ask his brother if he can stay with his family. Chris, Anna, and perhaps Megan (out of pity) would attend.

Like Chris, Barbs personality pushed a lot of people away from her.

 

[idosometimes]

I know it's hopeless at this point, but did Barb ever plan for her funeral, or not anymore since she spent all the family money on high priced lawyers, the house and the horde?

I remember she has a plot next to Bob, but in terms for a casket?

I would suspect that Barb and Bob either prepaid or Barb did hers and his when he died. Chris is stupid and wasteful. Barb knows that she would be put out with her trash if it came down to Chris spending $3000 on a cheap funeral or going to some faget convention for homosexual losers.

Money placed in an irrevocable trust would be completely safe from creditors and Chris. Most funeral services would be paid and Barb's ashes would end up in a drawer next to Bob that Cole can eventually visit for the purposes of relieving himself.

I think the real question is who would show up for the funeral at this point? Would Cole spend the money on a bus ticket? I don't think so. I think it might just be Chris and Anna Mclerran? I think that's it, no jokes that's everyone I can think of possibly showing up, am I wrong?

Chris and his spouses and interdimensional sex partners.
Barb's grandkids and tranny great grandchildren.
That idiot woman from the church who will learn that Chris is now a goddess destined to bring about the apocalypse.
Bob in his pony form along with the pony kids from ponyland
The ghost of sonichu hitler.
A buncha fagets who yell out "JULAY!"

It will be a packed house.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I imagine that buying a plot on cemetery grounds and casket are separate. So if the plot is paid for, maybe not the casket.

Bob had a columbarium set up for the both of them. He was cremated and interred there after he died. Presumably Barb will have that done also.

 

[Bassomatic]

Bob had a columbarium set up for the both of them. He was cremated and interred there after he died. Presumably Barb will have that done also.

We don't even have to dig to steal her body, thanks Bob.

 

[Law-Talking Guy]

Chris and his spouses and interdimensional sex partners.
Barb's grandkids and tranny great grandchildren.
That idiot woman from the church who will learn that Chris is now a goddess destined to bring about the apocalypse.
Bob in his pony form along with the pony kids from ponyland
The ghost of sonichu hitler.
A buncha fagets who yell out "JULAY!"

It will be a packed house.

I'm hoping against hope that nobody tries to crash the funeral.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Bob had a columbarium set up for the both of them. He was cremated and interred there after he died. Presumably Barb will have that done also.

I wouldn’t put it past Bob to have also prepaid for his own casket. Barb and Chris probably would’ve settled for a particle board box if he hadn’t. Which is probably what he’ll end up doing for Barb unless he decides to beckon his Twitter followers for casket money. But Chris only begs when he wants toys, so plywood it is. I half-expect him to make the funeral about his own ass and plaster the coffin with photos of himself and custom night shart stickers.

Barb doesn’t deserve any dignity in death, so I really hope Chris desecrates her funeral as much as possible. Family or not, she was an abusive manipulator and I feel sad that she gets to be buried next to Bob.

I wonder if anyone here bothered to visit his crypt. Does Chris even pay his respects to his own father once in a while? Maybe if I’m ever in VA for any reason, I’ll take a detour to the cemetery he’s interred at and leave a cheap bundle of flowers at his final resting place as a way of honoring the late internet lumberjack.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I wouldn’t put it past Bob to have also prepaid for his own casket. Barb and Chris probably would’ve settled for a particle board box if he hadn’t. Which is probably what he’ll end up doing for Barb unless he decides to beckon his Twitter followers for casket money. But Chris only begs when he wants toys, so plywood it is. I half-expect him to make the funeral about himself and plaster the coffin with photos of himself and custom night shart stickers.

Barb doesn’t deserve any dignity in death though, so I really hope Chris desecrates her funeral as much as possible. Family or not, she was an abusive manipulator and I feel sad that she gets to be buried next to Bob.

I wonder if anyone here bothered to visit his crypt. Does Chris even pay his respects to his own father once in a while? Maybe if I’m ever in VA for any reason, I’ll take a detour to the cemetery he’s interred at and leave a cheap bundle of flowers at his final resting place as a way of paying respects to the internet lumberjack.

That can happen. He'll draw a Barbchu, stick it on her coffin and declare a resurrection forthcoming.

 

[Kosher Dill]

We don't even have to dig to steal her body, thanks Bob.

I'm planning to dig through the wall of the crematorium's furnace to grab the body before it's reduced to ash. I've thought it through pretty carefully and it seems like a good idea.