US Tenth Democratic Debate: Rogue One: A Tsar Wars Hoary

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Starts at 5pm-7pm PST / 7pm CST-9pm CST / 8pm-10pm EST

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Welcome to tenth Democratic primary debates, tonight will feature:


Former Vice President, upcoming senate candidate and terrorist collaborator Joe Biden
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Former New York City Mayor Michael "
I'm 5'10" Bloomberg
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Former South Bend, Ind., Mayor Pete "Light up Obama" Buttigieg
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Sen. Amy "
highest level of staff turnover of any senator" Klobuchar of Minnesota
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Sen. Bernie "
Evil Plot" Sanders of Vermont
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Sen. Elizabeth "Apologizing for a DNA test" Warren of Massachusetts
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Billionaire Tom "
Deus Vult" Steyer
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The poll will be posted after the debate. Things certainly heated up last time, now Bloomberg has the chance to go on the offensive and regain ground after his performance. Super Tuesday is a week away, so this could help shake things up. This is going to be co-hosted by the Congressional Black Caucus, so get ready for lots of questions regarding police procedure, white supremacy and reparations. Have fun kiwis.
 
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God damn. I didn't know she had eclipsed Sheila Jackson. She's been a legendary cunt her entire time in Congress.
Have these gotten any more entertaining since the 2nd one? Have they been getting more snippy with each other?
I haven't been watching them, but I heard that in the last one Warren went full Crazy Horse and made Bloombergensteinman her bitch.
 
I read about Bernie supporting Castro and he is going to suffer HARD the consequences of what i like to call the "Petro effect"

I think i told you guys about the last Colombian presidential election, in that one Ivan Duque (from the party of Uribe, Democrat) and Gustavo Petro (Ex-guerrilla fighter, aka a fucking commie) were the favorites, Petro was skyrocketing on the pools until a tweet where he praised Chavez and the "Bolivarian revolution" was found, in less than a week he tanked hard and lost the election, the effect consist that if you EVEN mention Castro or Chavez in a good light is a death sentence to your political aspirations i have see the effect twice by now one in Brazil (Dilma and Lula party, hardcore commies) and now in Uruguay (a chavizta was in power but was kicked the fuck out by democrats)

We can conclude by now that Bernie lost Florida just by that dumb comment
 
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Off the cuff predictions:
1. Warren is going to go full blast at Mini Mike and will fuck it up, canceling out any benefit from the last debate.
2. Biden will squint and look confused when asked a question.
3. Same shit different day with Sanders
4. Bloombergs going to be ready, going to have his homework done to argue about socialism with Sanders.
5. Amy wont shut the fuck up again.
6. Pete going to get ripped apart by moderators begining his downturn.
7. Orange man bad.

Predicting a solid win from Bloomberg.
 
Biden is gonna try to take on bernie and will just make himself look shitty, like everyone else who has tried.
 
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Trump will win this debate as he's won all the others.

Honestly for all the humor etc, I can not get over how the DNC managed to sink this low and yet to let the waves carry it under. It's like a battleship with 14 torpedo holes and some brave mother fucker is using his coffee mug to bail it out and he's still some how buying them time.
 
I read about Bernie supporting Castro and he is going to suffer HARD the consequences of what i like to call the "Petro effect"

I think i told you guys about the last Colombian presidential election, in that one Ivan Duque (from the party of Uribe, Democrat) and Gustavo Petro (Ex-guerrilla fighter, aka a fucking commie) were the favorites, Petro was skyrocketing on the pools until it a tweet where he praised Chavez and the "Bolivarian revolution" was found, in less than a week he tanked hard and lost the election, the effect consist that if you EVEN mention Castro or Chavez in a good light is a death sentence to your political aspirations i have see the effect twice by now one in Brazil (Dilma and Lula party, hardcore commies) and now in Uruguay (a chavizta was in power but was kicked the fuck out by democrats)

We can conclude by now that Bernie lost Florida just by that dumb comment

I agree with you, but that effect won't last forever. Amazingly and disgustingly, the grandkids of Cuban refugees are apparently going commie and have no respect for what their grandparents went through in living memory.
 
Has Bernie ever actually answered a question without deflecting/going off the rails into one of his policy rants?

Q: "Bernard, your plan will cost a lot, how do you expect the nation to pay?"

A: "WE ARE THE ONLY MODERN NATION WITHOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE, PHARMA COMPANIES CHARGE US OUTRAGEOUS AMOUNTS"

Q: "Bernard, will your policies raise taxes for the average american?"

A: "THE RICH MUST PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE."

Q: "Bernard, you once said that billionaires should not exist."

A: "UNLIKE MY RIVALS I DO NOT HAVE BILLIONAIRE DONORS, WE ARE A HOME GROWN, GRASS ROOTS MOVEMENT"

Q: "Bernard, you have three houses, yet you are the best known socialist in the country. Also you paid for your newest one in cash."

A: "I HAVE A HOUSE IN VERMONT AND ONE IN DC, AND I HAVE A SUMMER CAMP BECAUSE I'M ALLOWED TO HAVE ONE. BUT MR BLOOMBERG WHICH TAX HAVEN ARE YOUR HOMES IN?"

Q: "Bernard, some say you are a socialist"

A: "CASTRO IN CUBA HAD AN EXCELLENT LITERACY PROGRAM. IT MUST BE WHY ALL THOSE CUBANS CAME HERE AND BECAME DOCTORS, LAWYERS, AND ENGINEERS"
 
Will Bloomberg be getting a box to stand on for this debate?

He may come across better if the other candidates are not looking down at him both literally and figuratively.
 
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Have these gotten any more entertaining since the 2nd one? Have they been getting more snippy with each other?
Last one was pretty hype, from what I've heard it was one of the spicier primary debates in the past few cycles, but I don't know about primary debates enough to give it a good comparison to past ones.
 
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