DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Father]

DSP saying eating out costs the same as buying ingredients to make a meal at home was great! Half a million in debt, struggling to even pay his "tahx guy" and he thinks he still deserves treats like eating out, as opposed to just buying some bread and throwing some meat between it at home.

The way his mind works is that when someone says "you're in debt, why are you eating out" he compares eating out's cost with the cost of making some elaborate meal or some pre-cooked gourmet purchase. No bitch, you're in debt up to your eyeballs, eat cheap food. His paypigs and the trolls who "troll-tip" him are literally paying for this clown's sitdown dayout meals lmfao.

He's an unstoppable machine of entitlement.

 

[smackpops]

Which will make him e-beg even more and get more desperate for money. Even if he makes, what, $100k or close to it a year, that still isn't enough for him and had to make 14 fucking CCs. I wonder if he's dumb enough to start getting money from loan sharks who are ten times more dangerous to his "family" than a bunch of people on the internet making fun of his constant t-posing on camera, rocking back and forth and snorting.

Edit: Did he say why the hell did he pay his tax guy using one of his credit cards despite making streams in the past where the tips goal was specifically to pay the tax guy and where the goal was met?

LOL like DSP would ever go outside to find a loan shark, or have the social skills to do so. Also those guys dont usually lend to anyone they dont know.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

DSP saying eating out costs the same as buying ingredients to make a meal at home was great! Half a million in debt, struggling to even pay his "tahx guy" and he thinks he still deserves treats like eating out, as opposed to just buying some bread and throwing some meat between it at home.

The way his mind works is that when someone says "you're in debt, why are you eating out" he compares eating out's cost with the cost of making some elaborate meal or some pre-cooked gourmet purchase. No bitch, you're in debt up to your eyeballs, eat cheap food. His paypigs and the trolls who "troll-tip" him are literally paying for this clown's sitdown dayout meals lmfao.

He's an unstoppable machine of entitlement.

Maybe this is a local thing, but where I am it costs about 8-15$ to eat out depending on what kind of food I want. For 18$, I can get a pack of 4 steaks, some veggies, and rice. His claim is ludicrous. Part of why eating out is more expensive is because you're paying for the convenience of not having to cook/clean yourself. DSP reminds of those rich people that go on talk shows and can't accurately tell what the price of bananas is.

 

[Adamska]

Maybe this is a local thing, but where I am it costs about 8-15$ to eat out depending on what kind of food I want. For 18$, I can get a pack of 4 steaks, some veggies, and rice. His claim is ludicrous. Part of why eating out is more expensive is because you're paying for the convenience of not having to cook/clean yourself. DSP reminds of those rich people that go on talk shows and can't accurately tell what the price of bananas is.

He really should've just admitted this, but that hurts his fantasy of being a responsible and hardworking big boy, hence his refusal.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Considering how Phil cooks and cleans up, eating out is cheaper overall.

 

[Iron Father]

Considering how Phil cooks and cleans up, eating out is cheaper overall.

Why would he be the one cleaning on his day off when he has a maid to do that?

 

[actually]

He has also talked about using paper plates, so cleanup is minimal.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Why would he be the one cleaning on his day off when he has a maid to do that?

Phil is a big boy and has proven he can dump grease down the sink and toilet, and burn all his food.

 

[PutridElephant]

Isn't there a badly cooking with the king where he throws out half a package of ground meat just because there was more than he needed? Maybe he's still doing that. Buying a Costco sized bag of chicken breasts, taking 4 out and pitching the rest.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I don't know about you guys, but I'd pay top dollar just to record the interactions between Phil and the judicial staff.
Seriously, when's the last time he's had to hold down a conversation that didn't have a mute button readily available? (Talking to waiters and cashiers doesn't count before you respond, Phil)

 

[Adamska]

Isn't there a badly cooking with the king where he throws out half a package of ground meat just because there was more than he needed? Maybe he's still doing that. Buying a Costco sized bag of chicken breasts, taking 4 out and pitching the rest.

Oh fuck I forgot he did that at one point.

I'm really beginning to believe that he is mentally challenged, and that his "validictorian" results at Bixnood High was due to mommy doing his homework for him and threatening teachers each time Pig was threatening to fail a test.

I don't know about you guys, but I'd pay top dollar just to record the interactions between Phil and the judicial staff.
Seriously, when's the last time he's had to hold down a conversation that didn't have a mute button readily available? (Talking to waiters and cashiers doesn't count before you respond, Phil)

You'd get the actual Phil, a meek and passive-aggressive antisocial narcissist who will quietly mutter what he thinks the staff wants to hear while silently fuming. He rarely peacocks in scenarios where he has little to no control, preferring to run or remain quiet if he can't run.

If they decide that he can go fuck himself due to filing a stupid and dishonest set of forms and he loses his Manchild McMansion, he might do a slight chimp outburst given how invested he is in it.

But he'd quiet down and cower when threatened with contempt. Pig can't stand conflict if he can't silence the other guy and cheat to win. He'd wait until he got to his sty and rant and rage his self inflicted problems on his tards, desperately sucking up their money and pity.

 

[Iron Father]

RE Retrospective; "I'm tired, I've gotta get outta the ahffice and go relax, I've been streaming for 9 hours!"

So he's tired because he's been sitting (with 2 breaks) and watching videos for 9 hours. If he considers that hard work, what the hell did his viewers just go through?

 

[actually]

I don't know about you guys, but I'd pay top dollar just to record the interactions between Phil and the judicial staff.
Seriously, when's the last time he's had to hold down a conversation that didn't have a mute button readily available? (Talking to waiters and cashiers doesn't count before you respond, Phil)

Well, you'll get to hear the audio of the proceedings, as I believe it's been determined that they will be available afterwards (and not surprisingly, people are already preparing to get it).

 

[Pargon]

Well, you'll get to hear the audio of the proceedings, as I believe it's been determined that they will be available afterwards (and not surprisingly, people are already preparing to get it).

So, who's got money on "meek as a kitten" versus "belligerent boomer"?

 

[huffysan]

 

[Ching_Chong]

So, who's got money on "meek as a kitten" versus "belligerent boomer"?

Oh it's definitely meek as a kitten. This guy is all talk in the privacy of his own home.

 

[JamFlowMan]

So, who's got money on "meek as a kitten" versus "belligerent boomer"?

Definitely meek and while it may be interesting to see how Phil acts in that environment it will probably fall closer to the dull end of the scale then entertaining. Darksydephil isn't going to court Phil Burnell is and that guy is one boring bastard.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

He has also talked about using paper plates, so cleanup is minimal.

Isn't there a badly cooking with the king where he throws out half a package of ground meat just because there was more than he needed? Maybe he's still doing that. Buying a Costco sized bag of chicken breasts, taking 4 out and pitching the rest.

Jesus christ, so fucking wasteful. Skip the plates, skip sidedishes, skip vegetables, just buy cans of beans, cook the can itself on the stove top and drink the contents. Same final effect, less waste.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Speaking of phil in situations he can't ignore or ban someone posted that video of him losing that buy in best of series in street fighter and had to pay the guy a few hundred it's a great look at how acts in such situations practically throwing the money and then shaking his head getting huffy. If anyone knows what I'm talking about feel free to repost the video because this is the extent of what I remember.
Ok found the highlight it's on page 4704 post 94,076 that's the real Phil reaction to real life looking like a schlubby odd-shaped head having skidmark he really is.

 

[Shick]

Speaking of phil in situations he can't ignore or ban someone posted that video of him losing that buy in best of series in street fighter and had to pay the guy a few hundred it's a great look at how acts in such situations practically throwing the money and then shaking his head getting huffy.

It's why I can't wait for next Friday.