Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Whale Lake 2]

Fuck me sideways. She's a flat earther and a pro-lifer.
Also "could be a rumour and I could be wrong. But I heard with my own two ears on the sides of my ballooned out fat head that Hilary Clinton would totally agree to 9 month abortions!"
So AL doesn't agree with giving birth. Got it.
(I'm kidding about that last part incase the folks who call her racist and transphobic are trawling for more bs excuses to hate the heifer)

I'd love Amber if she made a video about the conspiracy theories she believes in, because she believes in so much crap it's embarrassing.

Not only she's a pro-life flat earther, but she also believes in chem trails and is sure that people in grocery stores paint zucchinis and over vegetables to make them look better.

 

[Punkinsplice]

I'd love Amber if she made a video about the conspiracy theories she believes in, because she believes in so much crap it's embarrassing.

Not only she's a pro-life flat earther, but she also believes in chem trails and is sure that people in grocery stores paint zucchinis and over vegetables to make them look better.

The painted veggies was one of my favorites, and there were people commenting on YT in haydur videos that this was true. It stopped being funny when I realized that other people believed that shit too.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I don’t doubt Hammy has her fair share of idiotic beliefs and conspiracies, but the ones she admit to reek of trolling. Just like all the basic words she butchers and her temporary catch phrase situation type deals because she’s sthooo quirky you guize like ohmigawd

 

[Willie Dynamite]

Amberlynn Reid cant vote because she doesnt even have a state ID.
IIRC, she doesnt have her own bank account (that you would need an ID for).
Beggy has the bank account and neither of them understand how to use it.
For instance, when she was sperging over the summer about not being able to buy a LV purse because the bank 'wont let her' take x amount out of the ATM or make over x amount purchase on the card.

They are both incredibly stupid, its probably a blessing in disguise that one cant vote and the other wouldnt know how to if she wanted to.

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

Well, Becky drives belted, while Amber is not. In case of a front end collision, one stays in the car, and the other, well...

Bro wtf do you think would happen if they got into an accident? You think amber would go out the front window, or is she too big? And think about the other driver, in a flash 600 pounds is heading right at you at what, let’s say 40 mph. Jesus Christ that’s like asking if you could survive a fridge hitting you at such a high speed.

 

[kiwirevolving]

"#1500calories"

Going to Yamato's, going to the pizza buffet wiht D&D and then going to an "ice cream place", sure, boo.

Again, show what're you actually eating that makes you maintain/gain weight. Nobody falls your your fatnosis.

 

[Willie Dynamite]

Bro wtf do you think would happen if they got into an accident? You think amber would go out the front window, or is she too big? And think about the other driver, in a flash 600 pounds is heading right at you at what, let’s say 40 mph. Jesus Christ that’s like asking if you could survive a fridge hitting you at such a high speed.

Oh, everyone involved would most likely die on impact.
Amberlynn would go through the window, but die doing so.
Necky would probably die of impact injuries because of it. It has to do with physics but I dont know how to explain.
Whomever they hit might survive depending on where they were hit.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Oh, everyone involved would most likely die on impact.
Amberlynn would go through the window, but die doing so.
Necky would probably die of impact injuries because of it. It has to do with physics but I dont know how to explain.
Whomever they hit might survive depending on where they were hit.

Surely it would have to be a forceful accident to propel such a large mass, right? If its minor, she might be heavy enough to stay put in her seat, no?

 

[Mad Asshatter]

Amber is more then likely to die. It actually shows that in car crash accidents, bigger people's bodies 'behave' differently then the normal sized, probably because of the extra size and the way the weight starts getting distributed.

I think they 'slip out' of the seat belt, because it can't hold them correctly because of how the fat distorts their body.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Amberlynn Reid cant vote because she doesnt even have a state ID.
IIRC, she doesnt have her own bank account (that you would need an ID for).

How could that be? Why doesn’t she have a state ID? Does she have a credit card? So, does her income from YT goes to Becky’s bank account? This is weird.

 

[literally low-key]

Neither one of them have the balls to actually walk into the bank and have a conversation with someone who could help them.

 

[Whale Lake 2]

(from the book, you uncultured assholes, not the tv show).

You wasted a perfect occasion to use "uncultured swines".

I'll see myself outside.

 

[mekalekahi]

Ive always thought that if they rolled, amber would completely take out Becky. It would be terrifying enough to flip but then you are buckled in while a 600lb person is loose flying around the car.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Ive always thought that if they rolled, amber would completely take out Becky. It would be terrifying enough to flip but then you are buckled in while a 600lb person is loose flying around the car.

That would be the horror news article of the year, "600 lb woman crushes girlfriend to death in otherwise nonlethal accident"

 

[Punkinsplice]

How could that be? Why doesn’t she have a state ID? Does she have a credit card? So, does her income from YT goes to Becky’s bank account? This is weird.

I question this myself. I can't imagine her never getting a state ID. As for car accidents, velocity in a crash would likely kill her even if she wasn't displaced because her internal organs would be banged around inside her body.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She’s posted on her Pineappleepinup IG:
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and officially given up on Freshly:
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She has quite the odd definition of "cooking".

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

She’s posted on her Pineappleepinup IG:
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and officially given up on Freshly:
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So...much...brown. No healthy leafy greens in sight. Celery doesn’t count.

 

[kiwirevolving]

People begged her to hire a personal chef for herself for a long time

Freshly works out for her and she fucking quits

Her and Becky eat separately, and it's clear Becky lost some weight while Hamber did nothing but gain or maintain

No hope for this bitch, she'll be forever stuck between eating bland ass food with some garlic powder on top that will never satisfy her and takeout food.

 

[Wyzzerd]

I wish we still had the Mythbusters around to solve these kinds of questions. The world needs to know the destructive force of deathfats in collisions!

 

[ADHD]

I question this myself. I can't imagine her never getting a state ID. As for car accidents, velocity in a crash would likely kill her even if she wasn't displaced because her internal organs would be banged around inside her body.

There's no proof that she doesn't have one. All we know for sure is that she once lost the one she had, and since she didn't vlog herself getting a new one people assume she doesn't have it.