Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

bookiedookie said:
Wonder how her parents feel about her peepeepoopoo kermit the frog shitting ritual she does.
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it's been posted in the thread before that her parents know the peepeepoopoo song and sing it sometimes too, but get it wrong and steph has to correct them. yeah. :|

bookiedookie said:
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Sapphire “asexual” Crimson Claw at it again with her totally asexual shitposting.
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i think she was trying to make a dirty joke, but it's not funny. not funny as in it's offensive, not funny as in it's just...not funny.
Buddy said:
Am I the only one who finds saying something like that to your mom kinda creepy?
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her parents are goofballs and make dirty jokes all the time apparently. and i mean, if it was an actually funny joke i think it'd be okay to say if your mom has a chill sense of humor, but it's steph being lame and awkward and blaming the internet for making her soooo dirty-minded so it's just fucking weird.
 
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Buddy said:
Am I the only one who finds saying something like that to your mom kinda creepy?
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Nah, it's fun to laugh at uber-dramatic soaps actors and fill in the "emotional pauses" with dumb shit.

Hamplanet Fitness said:
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Or you could just not care because nothing is going to keep those flabby flaps down.
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Allow me to translate what she's really saying:
"I didn't get enough attention by transbaiting that I am uwu dysphoric in swimsuit uwu. I need more people to reassure me that I am really a super speshul gender and not just a flabby, dumpy cow. I also need people to tell me that it's ok to e-beg, or just save me the trouble and offer me money or free stuff. Hey! Hey! Hey! Pay attention to me! Nobody's paying enough attention to me!"
 
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I picked the perfect swimsuit for stapphy!
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Ellesse_warrior said:
But that would be cultural appropriation.

What's wrong with board shorts and a baggy tshirt? That's basically a fat dude swimsuit
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It's the fatass that knows they are a fatass and don't want to traumatize the other patrons swimsuit. But as we all know, steph seems to get some sort of sick amusement from traumatizing the general public or she's just too re.tarded to figure out that no one likes looking at fat people in stuff that leaves nothing to the imagination.
 
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THOTHunterAlice said:
It's the fatass that knows they are a fatass and don't want to traumatize the other patrons swimsuit. But as we all know, steph seems to get some sort of sick amusement from traumatizing the general public or she's just too re.tarded to figure out that no one likes looking at fat people in stuff that leaves nothing to the imagination.
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Not just that, she wants to wear a binder (how long did that last? 10 minutes?) Because muh dysmorphia but then a ladies swimsuit (her moms) which would draw attention to the fact that she's wearing a binder. I don't think a person with body dysmorphia would draw attention to it at all.

This is another slogan badge basically, she may as well carry around a sign stating her pronouns and the names of her ghost husbandos along with a list of her condishuns so she can more effectively over share irl and reeee when people give her weird looks.
 
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Buddy said:
Oh God, she's a weeb.
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She was literally the epitome of the weird anime-obssessed kid that you always suspected was slightly retarded in school. Like, there's a difference between enjoying watching anime and going full on weeb retard and man did she ever do the latter.

The irony is that she thinks her love of Yami Bakura made her unique. Fucking hilarious. Every edgy weeb kid wanted to bone him (or him with various other edgy hawt bois) and wrote shitty fanfics. She's literally the definition of big standard.

Source: everyone else in this age range
 
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A Detachable Penis said:
She was literally the epitome of the weird anime-obssessed kid that you always suspected was slightly exceptional in school. Like, there's a difference between enjoying watching anime and going full on weeb exceptional individual and man did she ever do the latter.

The irony is that she thinks her love of Yami Bakura made her unique. Fucking hilarious. Every edgy weeb kid wanted to bone him (or him with various other edgy hawt bois) and wrote shitty fanfics. She's literally the definition of big standard.

Source: everyone else in this age range
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Yami is a basic bitch anime husbando, like the training wheels for ten year olds of husbandos along with Ash Ketchum and Kaname from vampire knight, the holy trinity of husbandos for every weeb teen from the early 2000s- early 2010s. They are the husbandos you have before you develop better taste for husbandos/fictional characters.

Too bad that she regressed from shcliking it to some kid with a stupid haircut to actual serial killers.
 
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