Video starts with chantal spooning a massive heaping of what looks like prison gruel onto a plate. Chantal is very tired guys. The meal was "supposed to" have a salad but she was too tired. Long day, on her feet all day. Cleaned the fridge and then climbed Everest as well, teehee.
She doesn't know if it's "real" Shepard's Pie as it's supposed to have lamb she thinks but Chantal "draws the line" at eating baby animals. She then admits the real reason: she doesn't like the flavor.
She made it with ground beef. Of course. 80/20 prolly for the fat bitch. Yup, confirmed, but she drained it she says. The fat content makes it better she says. Lean ground beef is too chewy. She added "bisto" to thicken it. She also added instant potatoes and creamed corn. If you're not vomiting congrats.
Here's your chance: a massive bottle of "
creamy cucumber" appears. She used to drink it she says. She tries a salted pickled bean (not Bibi's) and suppresses a "shh" tick very obviously.
Oh it's show and tell now and we've got a thing of pickled beets. She can't eat them all she says otherwise there will be bathroom problems. Her mom makes them better she says.
Speaking of her mom her mom got her the shirt. It's a horrendous shirt that not even a poor old woman in a nursing home should wear: it's got some gaudy printed gold rose pattern on it against what appears to be a picket fence. No wonder if was 3 bucks canuck. Not even 2.50 US. Overpriced at anything other than free no doubt.
She douses the "Shepard's Pie" in ketchup and rubs her hands on her pants to wipe off. no napkins teehee!
beauty bite time. she actually waited 5 minutes in. new record maybe. She uses a serving or soup spoon and takes a massive bite and gives us a fake "shhh" tick.
It "doesn't even need ketchup", says the foodie, the meat is so tender. It's ground fucking beef seasoned with bullion FFS. Somehow creamed corn reminds her of twin peaks. She keeps eating the pickled beans and rubbing the juice on her pants. This is her version of wet and ready fellas.
her grandpa owned a "chalet" that was "friggin' huge". Wonder if she's been invited. She says she used to LOVE salads with ALOT of dressing.
Her mom had to portion control her dressing. Chantal thinks she was "8 or 9" years old. Her mom told her she was using too much and Chantal threw a hissy fit. Chantal, if she can afford will put her mom in a "luxury nursery home" for putting up with her -- by providing copious amounts of salad dressing one would imagine.
Apparently one time, Chantal's brilliant mother dared chantal to pour too much dressing and when Chantal inevitably did -- her mom made her chug the entire bottle.
This is the same "cucumber dressing" she is eating today. She apparently did it with a big grin on her face because her mom thought she'd hate it. Like mother like daughter. Dumb as door stops.
"you can say obesity, stuff like that, are not genetic, sure, but if you knew my dad, and sorry dad if you're watching this, but [eats pickled bean]
he's the same. I'm pretty much just like him when it comes to food". Sure but where is your neck? Dad has one or is that too genetic? Brenda is a cope.
HOWEVAH: she says her dad was "very in shape" for much of his life. But chantal has been obese and chugging salad dressing since age 8. I guess this fact escapes her. One person naturally got a bit fatter as they aged the other was 400lbs at 34 and chugging dressing at 8. But he's totally like her, teehee.
Ok she's off dad and onto "if I could only learn to love the right foods". She tries to convince herself "home made" food is better than takeout. She has no excuses she says.
Food is about 1/3 gone. She's not eating it fast enough and you can tell she's not loving it as much as takeout. Bibi is loud AF in the background as she spoons another bite into her fatass mouth.
"so...I'm feeling a bit better, less tired, I think I just [finishes chewing, wait for it gorls...] WENT
TOO LONG WITHOUT EATING BECAUSE I WAS SO BUSY".
She needs to find hobbies she says but she "hates doing anything". She knows it sounds bad. Total healthy mental and physical person here guyz.
OK she's now pounding down pickled beans and does one of her "woooohs" that signals she's possibly getting full. She forgets what she was talking about. Those damn hobbies she dislikes I guess.
She says "we" are going to have a good meal for awhile. Guess she also forgot Bibi has flown the coop. Wants to try "french cooking" she says. They like lamb bitch, stay in ur lane.
Oh we're onto Brenda. Brenda was gifted to her and she thinks Brenda is "tacky". She has a lot of "african themed decor" (like negro boyfriends? not anymore!).
She's keeping "Ghaniancarvings" she has that her aunt gave her. Probably phalluses. She screams at Bibi that the pie is "really good" and Bibi grunts back what I can only imagine is "STFU" in Senegalese negro dialect.
She pops another bean in her mouth and suppresses another tic. WTF the salt just literally tickles her clit doesn't it?
Getting full, her plate is almost gone and she's rapidly spooning the rest into her mouth. She likes eating with a spoon, because she says it "
scoops the food up better". I swear man, you can't make this shit up. No shit.
Big exhale and the patented "ALRIGH GUYZ", she really enjoyed this home made meal, she belches a bit, and asks the audience to send her their best "home made meals" and she lists spaghetti, meat loaf and shake and bake chicken.
She's about to end it but she gets really excited because she got a thing of jiffy pop and can mainline some greasy popcorn later. She says she's "saving it". Shit is gone tonight.
Cya in the next video. Some sort of strange outro EDM plays.
not only has this hog admitted to not bathing for months on end, shitting herself, and other horrific atrocities. But has now featured on multiple occasions (much like her Slaton sister counterparts) roaches crawling about all around her and her food. Im just wondering how many fall in her food and how many shes ingested.
