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Did I just miss it or did he not talk at all about this week's schedule ever since he came back from his break? I wanna hear his excuse for taking the day off the same day he has to go to court

Also, italian genes but he only likes to eat one type of pasta because he's lazy.
 
iLoveDoe said:
Did I just miss it or did he not talk at all about this week's schedule ever since he came back from his break? I wanna hear his excuse for taking the day off the same day he has to go to court

Also, italian genes but he only likes to eat one type of pasta because he's lazy.
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He talked about streaming for 8 straight days (CRAZY) and that his "day off" would be Thursday. Don't think he specified why that day off magically changed from Tuesday to Thursday.
 
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WTF is with Phil today? First he talks about eating pasta with a fork and "Let me explain" how some pasta needs a fork and spoon to eat.

Then does a racist sperg out about how eating bats is like a dog eating it's shit and how it's disgusting.

Then complains how apes are ruining his life. Sure it's about DK but Sidella and his NA apes slurs against Basketball Americans, this is very poorly worded.

Edited to add video captured by MundaneDave on Twitter
 
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A well deserved break already after talking for 40 mins about trolls, money and thanking those who threw peanuts at you to dance.
 
2sm said:
Morrowind? Can't wait to see this fool butcher that one. He's going to waste 3 hours to make 20min of progress while whining about glitches and not being able to comprehend a thing. He needs too much hand holding for any game released before 2010. Will be quality TIHYDP footage.
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No directional compass to point to objectives, no auto marking on a map, a combat system that takes some actual time to figure out, and really unforgiving fights that makes random bandit encounters terrifying? InB4 ragequit after session 2 because the game's too "antiquated" and it doesn't work in the "modern era" anymore.

Just occurred to me, he always bitches about some games being too old to be good anymore, but also doesn't understand modern game development when bitching about bad new games. Almost like he has no consistent reasons for disliking games.

Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
His logic for not caring about waifus and dating parts of games because he has a healthy marriage is so silly. Don’t married couples watch romance movies? But they have romance in real life....does not compute....

Like I get if he’s not interested in discussing waifus, he doesn’t even really like anime, but dating missions is just a part of a games content....why actively avoid game content because your married...playing them doesn’t have to be anymore weird than when you gun down someone in gta
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I've never been married, but my last girl can tell you the amount of times I sent a image of some stupid fucking anime girl from the game or show I was watching with some message asking why she wasn't more like her. I'd then get a message back with a picture of Capetian America telling me to be more like him, then we'd talk. Probably the healthiest relationship I've ever been in, TBH. What isn't healthy is jealousy and that's about the least gay reason that he could give as to why he constantly dodges and avoids girlfriend missions in vidya. But having Kat being super jealous of any possible chick interactions probably wouldn't make his robust marriage look good.
 
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kebab4you said:
???

How does he normally eat his pasta? In a trough?
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tzgnilki said:
maybe this is what panda was doing behind his back, now he treats it as kryptonite
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I like to think that Leanna built them a house in The Sims that, ironically, was a better reality than the hellhole she lived in. Imagine her showing him her family: Philip and Leanna living happily in their detached non-middle-unit-khando real house with money in the bank to spend on a rainy day, a huge number of close family friends, stable adult jobs, heck maybe even a kid.

And then she looks up from her monitor to his scowl... "DOOD we have a house and jahbs and I can just get anything on credit why would you play this hot garbage!". And then he made her change Philip's name to TheyCallMeDSP and she left.

The end.
 
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Draventren said:
No directional compass to point to objectives, no auto marking on a map, a combat system that takes some actual time to figure out, and really unforgiving fights that makes random bandit encounters terrifying? InB4 ragequit after session 2 because the game's too "antiquated" and it doesn't work in the "modern era" anymore.

Just occurred to me, he always bitches about some games being too old to be good anymore, but also doesn't understand modern game development when bitching about bad new games. Almost like he has no consistent reasons for disliking games.
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Funny part is Morrowind isn't a difficult game. I mean my last playthrough ended with me wearing armor of maximum sanctuary (for those who don't know: this means I can't be hit by physical attacks) and drinking potions of 100% reflect (for those who don't know: this means I reflect all magical attacks. There are no forms of attacks in the game other than physical and magical). I mean the game is broken once you master it which is part of why it's so satisfying.

Phil couldn't even handle Oblivion though. Though I don't know if he was streaming back then because now all he has to do is let chat hold his hand (is his chat even old enough to have played Morrowind? Maybe he's not a children's entertainer).

Edit so I don't double post:
My new favorite DSP meme.
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
Phil has this inane habit of INTERRUPTING HIMSELF MID-SENTENCE to take a sip of his drink. I hate him so much.
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Dude don't even get me started on the bottle crunch! That is so annoying and stupid. "ACKACKACK if you didn't wanna hear it I warned you, dood ACKACKACK!". Only giving a millisecond to react - I have never ever seen a streamer do this and it is the dumbest gimmick next to his fishing vest from 40 years ago.
 
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ProvenWrong said:
Dude don't even get me started on the bottle crunch! That is so annoying and stupid. "ACKACKACK if you didn't wanna hear it I warned you, dood ACKACKACK!". Only giving a millisecond to react - I have never ever seen a streamer do this and it is the dumbest gimmick next to his fishing vest from 40 years ago.
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The gimmick is it's a petty fuck you to the audience he's beholden to. He actually stopped for a while out of petty childishness when a particularly retarded troll or fan admitted he liked the crunching.
 
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