Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[kiwirevolving]

There's no proof that she doesn't have one. All we know for sure is that she once lost the one she had, and since she didn't vlog herself getting a new one people assume she doesn't have it.

I'll go on a hunch and say that her ID had the same fate as Chantal's Pringles cap. Hamber is much bigger, and getting an ID stuck between your folds without knowing is much easier than a Pringles cap.

 

[clusterfuckk]

She can't lay down facing the floor without not being able to breathe anymore.

Imagine being Eric/Ricky and seeing Neckster on top of a naked blob of fat giving her a massage.

Late AF but I picture Beggy trying to put the sheet on a waterbed when giving Hamber a massage. Pretty fucking funny.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

i think we all vastly underestimated amber's influence. looks like her lymphedema laygs have inspired an entire line of high fashion. gorl certainly does have that it factor

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I wish we still had the Mythbusters around to solve these kinds of questions. The world needs to know the destructive force of deathfats in collisions!

I swear to God if I knew how to create two dummies with their dimensions and mass , I'd sacrifice a Hyundai for this. Perhaps we need KiwiBusters to calculate this.

Ok found This simulator and I'm looking for more.

I entered 600 lbs , 45 mph lol

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Skinny legend or not, I can't imagine her not wanting to be chauffeured around to anything. At any size, she's a legend in her own mind.

 

[Pinky&Perky]

I wrote to her new email to ask what she does after sharting in public. Does she continue whatever she was doing or go home to clean up the chunks of congealed shit lodged in her shelf ass? Well, instead of answering my legitimate question, she wrote back some really cunty things.

It really is true what they say: never meet your idols

Why is there not a 'Laughed so hard I farted and scared my dog' emoji?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I'm dragging this over here because it's derailing the social media thread.

We're not gonna argue semantics here because maybe where you live, that may be true. But I've worked at a drug store. You don't need an ID to pick up a perscription. Drop one off, maybe. Pick one up? Nope.

And as I said, she's been doing Youtube for the better half of a decade. She probably got a bank account when she HAD an ID.

So next time I pick up my scrips and they ask for my ID, I can just tell the pharmacist to shove it up his ass because some dude on a gossip forum once worked in a drugstore? Cool.

Amber is either a dunce, or she's America's greatest genius who has the brains to subvert every system requiring an ID where others cannot. I mean, it can't be both, and it can't be neither. I just wish there could be a consensus on the matter already.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I'm dragging this over here because it's derailing the social media thread.

So next time I pick up my scrips and they ask for my ID, I can just tell the pharmacist to shove it up his ass because some dude on a gossip forum once worked in a drugstore? Cool.

Amber is either a dunce, or she's America's greatest genius who has the brains to subvert every system requiring an ID where others cannot. I mean, it can't be both, and it can't be neither. I just wish there could be a consensus on the matter already.

That's really aggressive for no reason, if your pharmacist needs your ID show it. No skin off my nose.

Also, the first one. She's a dunce.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I'm dragging this over here because it's derailing the social media thread.

So next time I pick up my scrips and they ask for my ID, I can just tell the pharmacist to shove it up his ass because some dude on a gossip forum once worked in a drugstore? Cool.

Amber is either a dunce, or she's America's greatest genius who has the brains to subvert every system requiring an ID where others cannot. I mean, it can't be both, and it can't be neither. I just wish there could be a consensus on the matter already.

I've found you need to produce an ID to pick up any of the schedule drugs, at least down here. I can't imagine it isn't the same elsewhere. And they absolutely will not give you those meds if you don't give them an ID. So yeah, an ID is necessary to pick up some scrips.

We all know Big Al is not a genius, much less the greatest one. Hell, she isn't even smarter than a fifth grader.

 

[Punkinsplice]

I vote she has id even if the requirements in Kentucky are lax (which is apalling, needless to say). She bought a car. She has procured lodging, and she has used medical services besides ER. If she is really trying to wing it without a valid id, she deserves whatever happens as a result. I can see her being too lazy to get a new one because no one asks for it in her state, though, and I kinda want the no ID rumor to be true so we get a chimpout when it blows up in her face. If you think about it, she is stuck in hollers of KY if she really doesn't have one because if she tries to travel out of state, she might be screwed.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

That's really aggressive for no reason, if your pharmacist needs your ID show it. No skin off my nose.

Also, the first one. She's a dunce.

We have been having the AMBER DOESN'T HAVE AN ID!!!! argument for years. It reignites every few months with a fresh influx of newfags who once had a friend who picked up a scrip without an ID, therefore Amber doesn't have an ID. They are impervious to reason, facts, and/or lack experience operating in the adult world.

It's tiresome and repetitive, but eternal recurrence is the immutable law of the Amberverse, and this must be re-litigated until the end of all time.

But at least now we have a foundational premise that AmberLynn Reid is a fucking dunce, and therefore, duncery must naturally follow. Progress!

 

[Over 9000 Bacons]

( Reiterating my comment from the social media thread and adding another image for easier reading... )

I've found you need to produce an ID to pick up any of the schedule drugs, at least down here. I can't imagine it isn't the same elsewhere.

Prescription regulations vary by state - the Commonwealth of Kentucky has no requirements for identification at point of pickup or drop off. A comprehensive list of each state's specific rules can be found here. I've attached thumbnails of the aforementioned links.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

( Reiterating my comment from the social media thread and adding another image for easier reading... )




Prescription regulations vary by state - the Commonwealth of Kentucky has no requirements for identification at point of pickup or drop off. A comprehensive list of each state's specific rules can be found here. I've attached thumbnails of the aforementioned links.


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We'll lay it to rest and comment on how dumb Amber is in other aspects. StrawberryDouche and I just don't agree and that's fine

 

[Moonpie]

I do know in most states you have to have an ID for an emergency room visit.
Also to pick up scheduled drugs from pharmacies.
I think we need to agree big Al is a dunce and who the fuck knows how she fanagles her finances and such.
Let's move on.

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

Agreed, we don't need pages and pages of re.tarded debate over whether Ham Planet has a fucking ID or not. Her activity since she lost it suggests she probably got a new one and even if she didn't, who gives a flying fuck? We have established time and time again that Amber is exceptional, you don't need to be a fucking rocket scientist to know that.

 

[McNugz]

Agreed, we don't need pages and pages of re.tarded debate over whether Ham Planet has a fucking ID or not. Her activity since she lost it suggests she probably got a new one and even if she didn't, who gives a flying fuck? We have established time and time again that Amber is exceptional, you don't need to be a fucking rocket scientist to know that.

i thought i was the only one thinking this LOL

she's shown continuously that she is a pathological liar. She stated it in this recent video, "didn't want us to know she was faking her behavior". Therefore switching her attitude towards her narrative. All of a sudden her weight loss was going great, proving with her "healthy "shitbangs. Her behavior is consistently changing depending on how we react to her, because our BIG GORL can't take responsibility for her actions. With an ID or no ID, doesn't matter because we'll probably never know until 3-4 months from now when she tells us all the things she remembered that she lied about.

Honestly I would respect her so much more if she just had crazy breakdowns like Nikocado, because that would be the only part of her channel that is truly genuine. I know under those rolls of blubber fat our gorl is really hurting.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

650 lb Seana Collins and our "550 lb" princess. How tall is Seana?

 

[Moonpie]

650 lb Seana Collins and our "550 lb" princess. How tall is Seana?

They look about the same height.
I knew she was 600lbs plus.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I was curious about that as well but not until that episode was over so it was hard to remember her sitting/standing beside other objects for scale. Useless as this is, she didn't strike me unusually short or tall. I got a little spergy & looked up 'average height for women - US' & that's approximately 5'4" with a few ethnicity based variations.

Seana carries a lot more weight above her waist, a la Dana but Amber easily offsets that with her legs.

So I'm thinking they're pretty damned close in weight.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I am tempted to post a legit weigh-in video of myself, just to show Hamber how it's done. Too much PL involved, though.

It's really not that fucking hard to do. Plus, bitch laaaahs. It's amazing to me how 600 ellbees can become 500 just like that, with no proof, plan, or even the willpower to make it happen. Stop laaaahin'.

Eat, Hamber. Eat.