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It's all still a senseless panic, on top of that. The majority of the panic is coming from raw speculation and news articles designed to whip people into a frenzy because if there's one thing that can generate attention and ad revenue, it's convincing everyone that there's a pandemic rushing up to their doorstep, so they sit there breathlessly slamming their face into the F5 key.

Newsweek begrudgingly told the truth about COVID-19, but only after vomiting up more panic into your eyes. Compared to other epidemics, this isn't even that dangerous. The only reason that it's causing any damage is because everyone is freaking the fuck out and when China hit the brakes, it dragged the world's economy to a halt along with it. An insane, authoritarian government that was responsible for the Tienanmen Square overreacted. What a shocker.

Ebola has a mortality rate of 25%-90% depending on the outbreak. MERS has a mortality rate of 35%, and SARS had a mortality rate of 10%. COVID-19 is still squatting anywhere from between 1%-3% and those numbers are being skewn by places like Iran and China, because Iran's healthcare is so fucked that it's more dangerous to go to the hospitals for treatment than it probably is to just stay home, and because COVID-19 is a respiratory infection and everyone in China has fucked-up lungs because of the pollution, they're much more susceptible to the infection.

Even with that factored in, we're still at 1%-3% in shit-heap, third-world conditions.

People just want to panic because the person next to them is panicking because the person on the internet told them to panic and it's just gotten ridiculous. Do you know what happens when everyone panics and they have no real grasp on the reality of the situation? You get the Battle of Los Angeles. On February 24th, 1942, just a few months after the U.S. had entered World War II, the entirety of the U.S. Army and the Coastal defenses spent the entire night sounding off alarms and then an entire hour firing every single bullet and mortar and weapon they could find at: Absolutely fucking nothing.

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Because there were no real targets and people were blind-firing out of sheer panic because the person beside them was blind-firing in sheer panic, all of the rounds fired fell on the city. Buildings were slammed with bullets and shell fire, cars were shot to hell, five people were killed as a result of the indirect fire, and we never measured the exact cost of all the damage caused. There was no incoming fire, there were no targets, there were no troops rushing up the beaches. It was just pure, senseless panic for an entire hour.

All of that happened because one dipshit thought that he saw something, and every dipshit standing beside him started doing the same damned thing. Does COVID-19 present a modicum of danger? Absolutely, but the sheer level of panic we're seeing over it is completely disproportionate and it's significantly more dangerous than COVID-19.

Yeah. It's like people are just looking at the number of countries it is reaching (not knowing that no shit an illness like the flu often travels far and wide in a short amount of time due to the global nature of travel) and forget (or omit) that most of the cases are basically pneumonia-like and the relatively low mortality rate. We are literally crashing the economy over a seasonal flu and probably headed to a depression if we continue this trajectory. I can understand the panic in the sense that a more serious illness might get into the US and cause an epidemic, but now we are just acting retarded and LARPing over the seasonal flu. Shit like this is a good reminder that progress is a myth and that man is the same dumb animal he has always been (but even dumber since he has the means to educate himself about the shit he's constantly panicking about). I'd like there to be a vaccine too but I'm only really worried about the elderly, the infants/newborns and anybody else with a compromised immune system (and respiratory system too). If you aren't any of those, chances are in a month you'll realize how much of a sperg you were over a nothing burger.
 
I don't see this dethroning Plod Turd Man. The stock market was pretty ridiculously overbought before all of this happened anyways and I think people were looking for any reason to finally sell. If this was happening in July or August he might have been toast. As long as we don't hit something ridiculous like -20% losses I don't think it's time to freak out about recession. The markets aren't anywhere close to as overly leveraged on sketchy investments as they were back in 2008. When it comes to wall street it's easy come easy go, panic selling is what makes losers.
 
Anyone else here a pharma fag having people mob them for masks they know you can't get? Let me just walk to the back and make some up for you out of the not materials every pharmacy just has laying around. I'm almost terrified for the businesses that are able to get some sort of stock. Even the hardware stores near me are completely sold out, and it's not even in my area or anywhere near it. Another thing I'm bracing for is antibiotics and Tamiflu (I know neither will do jack shit) being completely backordered. We already have omissions on our orders of both so we can't get too much. What are these idiots going to do when they are unavailable to everyone because of mass hysteria?
 
Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has confirmed a suspected case of Covid-19 coronavirus is positive.
The person is being treated in Auckland Hospital.
She said the person was in the sixties, and was a permanent resident of New Zealand who had recently been in Iran.
Director-General of Health Ashley Bloomfield said the person arrived this week from Iran, where the virus had been rapidly spreading.
He earlier said five people were being tested for the virus in New Zealand, but only this person fit the definition of a suspected case.
He said 130 tests for Covid-19 had been done this month, all of them negative except this one.

 
I dunno about the "CEO churn" being normal. Here's a graph over the past 12 years....


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Somethin's got em spooked, that's for sure...


Anyone got any tips for apartment dwellers trying to ride out the pandemic? (Other than "Pretend you're in Anne Frank's attic and try to hide the fact that you exist" and "Pray that the street gang that bursts through your thin, plywood apartment door has the grace to kill you before raping your corpse and stealing your shit?")


And no, I don't have a gun. If I could afford a gun I'd be living in a fucking house....

Yeah, do a flip after you jump.
 
Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has confirmed a suspected case of Covid-19 coronavirus is positive.
The person is being treated in Auckland Hospital.
She said the person was in the sixties, and was a permanent resident of New Zealand who had recently been in Iran.
Director-General of Health Ashley Bloomfield said the person arrived this week from Iran, where the virus had been rapidly spreading.
He earlier said five people were being tested for the virus in New Zealand, but only this person fit the definition of a suspected case.
He said 130 tests for Covid-19 had been done this month, all of them negative except this one.


I was wondering when it would finally turn up here. They've had cases in Australia for a while now.
 

Still waiting for a second confirmation for this one. Good thing the US now have that wall to keep infectees south of the border out?
 
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